Originally Posted by Deadly_Toxin
She'd be first on my list of people to......"help find her way into the next world" if I lived in that apartment. Also, she'd find that she is now prank central.
But that's just me, I'm an asshole.
She'd be first on my list of people to......"help find her way into the next world" if I lived in that apartment. Also, she'd find that she is now prank central.
But that's just me, I'm an asshole.
I reject your reality and substitute my own
Adam Savage-Mythbuster
All things considered, fat people use more soap
My patient today was a 17 year old gymnast taking a break from nationals. She presented with patellofemoral syndrome. A-typical body structure---she was tall (not short), slender (not stocky), cut, and she had actual bewbies...Amazing body...
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My fucking god did it take every ounce of my professionalism to not ram my pommel horse so far up her floor routine it would come out her uneven bars.
I can haz signicher!
Did you see her nekked??! If she stopped the whining about her knees she might stand a chance with the big dog (me).
[SPOILER]testing[/SPOILER]
Nope, didn't work.
What were you hoping to have happen?
I'll take a punt and say he was hoping the text was put in a spoiler.
I've been drinking since Monday.
When I woke up just now, in the living room, I felt like Hitler and wanted to die.
Still, there's a party laters!
I've been drinking since Monday.
Jeez....almost full yet?
I wonder if the astronauts fuck on the space shuttle?
The ultimate pimp mobile?
I am so glad its Friday, I have the weekend off for the first time this month.
Still unpacking BLAH!
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Success!! After a WONDERFUL drive this morning and enough bullshit happening for me to just say "fuck you" to work today, I managed to actually get my starter off my bucket of bolts. Only took me two more hours today. Getting the new one back on is gonna be MORE fun...I'm surprised I'm not bleeding, but then I suppose the grease and oil would do a fairly good job of staunching the blood flow.
I'm sorry, but, you can take your can-do attitude and fuck it 'til it's raw. Can you do that? Can you?
Want more fun?
Connect the battery before you start installation !! What fun !!!!
That's whats generally known as "arc welding" right?
I'm sorry, but, you can take your can-do attitude and fuck it 'til it's raw. Can you do that? Can you?
Pffft ... that's just a myth.
ohhhh...so you are sayin its like blinker fluid and the piston return spring?
I'm sorry, but, you can take your can-do attitude and fuck it 'til it's raw. Can you do that? Can you?
Plus ....... the roll of flight line and the Chem light batteries.
Also, from my days in the lumberyard: a board stretcher and an ant detector.
I'm sorry, but, you can take your can-do attitude and fuck it 'til it's raw. Can you do that? Can you?
I was always more of a Marvel fan than a DC. ( The old school Marvel comics had some kick ass artists drawing some truly prodigious boobage )
But this trailer makes The WW look hot as fuck all .....
Yay...l it's dance night at the bar!!!
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Epic....win.....
I'm sorry, but, you can take your can-do attitude and fuck it 'til it's raw. Can you do that? Can you?
Ya think you know someone. Ya think: This is someone I can trust, someone I can be myself around, someone I can relax with. But you are wrong. That person, apparently, is just keeping you around for their convenience. You are their doll to smack around, piss on, insult and make fun of, and when they need something, guess what? You are THAT, too. And when you let your guard down, holy fuck, watch the hell out cuz THAT was the wrong thing to do.
Fuck me running. GDP is right again. Friends are a liability. This is prolly the 3rd or 4th time I've had to learn this. Apparently I'm a fuckin idiot.
I'm sorry, but, you can take your can-do attitude and fuck it 'til it's raw. Can you do that? Can you?
I'm in the mood to grudge fuck someone.
I'm sorry, but, you can take your can-do attitude and fuck it 'til it's raw. Can you do that? Can you?
Eww...no.
Too late! Your "friends" already fucked you good
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