Another Suggestion....

[Absinthe]

The boss had the following idea: all ladies have to list their cup size on their profile page.

What do you think? Would this be a good idea? Would this help Swollen Cranium to gain more members?

And ... of course... what will the guys list on their profiles?

(According to Cranium - nothing. I don't think that's fair).

[CrAnIuM]

Shut your pie hole, woman .. and make me a goddamn sammitch.

[Absinthe]

Shut your pie hole woman .. and make me a goddamn sammitch.

you want a sandwich??? get me a coffee while you are at it...

[Titty]

Cup sizes don't matter. The quality of the jugs is what really counts.

I say titty pics should be required from every female member. Unless you're a bulbous bitch, in which case you should be banned.

[CrAnIuM]

Cup sizes don't matter. The quality of the jugs is what really counts.

I say titty pics should be required from every female member. Unless you're a bulbous bitch, in which case you should be banned.

But but but ....

[Absinthe]

But but but ....

Exactly....

That's a very catchy song...

[Absinthe]

Cup sizes don't matter. The quality of the jugs is what really counts.

I say titty pics should be required from every female member. Unless you're a bulbous bitch, in which case you should be banned.

Sure... you are 100% correct... and at the same time we ban all guys that don't have a nice six-pack... (hehehehe)



This will be a very empty place, I guess...

Hhhhhmmmm...

[CrAnIuM]

Sure... you are 100% correct... and at the same time we ban all guys that don't have a nice six-pack... (hehehehe)



This will be a very empty place, I guess...

Hhhhhmmmm...

I've got a 9 pack.

[Absinthe]

You can't include the "little guys" below the waist line...

[CrAnIuM]

You can't include the "little guys" below the waist line...

Yes I can .. those are my lovin muscles ...

[Absinthe]

Yes I can .. those are my lovin muscles ...

woooo.... I am impressed....

[CrAnIuM]

woooo.... I am impressed....

Yeah ... so is every 18 year old skank in town.

[Absinthe]

Eeeewwwww..... nasty

[Blood]

I think we should take it down a notch and just post balls and butt cleavage.

That way everybodys happy.

[CrAnIuM]

I think we should take it down a notch and just post balls and butt cleavage.

That way everybodys happy.

NO.

[Blood]

NO.

Don't be so hard on yourself, i'm sure you have very handsome balls.

[CrAnIuM]

Don't be so hard on yourself, i'm sure you have very handsome balls.

I never look at my thingies .. that would be gay.

[Blood]

I never look at my thingies .. that would be gay.

Hiding them from us gals would also be a homo move on your part.

[CrAnIuM]

Hiding them from us gals would also be a homo move on your part.

Girls are known carriers of the dreaded cootie.

Are you trying to get me infected ??

[Blood]

Girls are known carriers of the dreaded cootie.

Are you trying to get me infected ??

Yes.

Thrice.

[Absinthe]

I never look at my thingies .. that would be gay.

I find that hard to believe...

I picture you standing in front of a mirror admiring yourself...

[Jenn]

Cup sizes don't matter. The quality of the jugs is what really counts.

I say titty pics should be required from every female member. Unless you're a bulbous bitch, in which case you should be banned.

I agree with you about cup sizes not mattering. I know a girl who has a D cup, and her boobs just sag to her knees. Pretty sad considering she's only 24.

[Incognito]

I agree with you...

THERES a shocker.

[JackBlack]

I agree with you about cup sizes not mattering. I know a girl who has a D cup, and her boobs just sag to her knees. Pretty sad considering she's only 24.

You poor girl I feel your pain.

[Blood]

THERES a shocker.

Oh shush, you agree with him on this too.

Boobs are pointless unless they have A) nice nipples, or B) firmness or C) they can't be looking at you funny.