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[CrAnIuM]

By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press Writer Fri May 30, 3:21 PM ET

TOKYO -





A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.


Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

"We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."

The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."

[CrAnIuM]

Imagine all the embarrassing things YOU do when you think you are alone at home.

Hahah !

[gigman]

If she was so neat and clean maybe he should have made her a live in maid and kept her.

[gigman]

Imagine all the embarrassing things YOU do when you think you are alone at home.

Hahah !

What would that be Cranium?

[CrAnIuM]

What would that be Cranium?

I play with Dolls.

[Shade]

I use to have a dream when i was 15 that there would be a hot chick in my closet that wore red....ahhh hormones!...She died though, i didnt feed her properly.

[Pinkslit]

I use to have a dream when i was 15 that there would be a hot chick in my closet that wore red....ahhh hormones!...She died though, i didnt feed her properly.

How the fuck can you wear red hormones?

[Shade]

How the fuck can you wear red hormones?

well, red is the color of passion!!! actually i ment to type dress.

[MoonChild69]

Are you kidding me with this? How can anyone not know someone is living in their house?
He must be a zombie.

[Pinkslit]

Are you kidding me with this? How can anyone not know someone is living in their house?
He must be a zombie.

He is Japanese. They are funny looking plonkers and act weird anyhow.

[MoonChild69]

He is Japanese. They are funny looking plonkers and act weird anyhow.

Thanks Babe, that explains alot.

[Absinthe]

I play with Dolls.

I can confirm that... caught him several times sitting on the floor playing with dolls and singing the Barbie song...

[KommieKat]

"......southern Kasuya town said Friday.
......."

I lived 20 kilometers from that town!

[Pinkslit]

"......southern Kasuya town said Friday.
......."

I lived 20 kilometers from that town!

You sick bastard.
Why were you living in a guys closet attired in a dress?

[mcsmc]

well, red is the color of passion!!! actually i ment to type dress.

Think "dress", type "hormone"... it happens to the best of us.



Or not. You are an idiotic tool.

[mcsmc]

You sick bastard.
Why were you living in a guys closet attired in a dress?

I was going to say that.

But then I realized it'd be a completely fucktarded post.

[Pinkslit]

I was going to say that.

But then I realized it'd be a completely fucktarded post.

Then it would have suited you better, seeing you are a fucktard.

[KommieKat]

I was going to say that.

But then I realized it'd be a completely fucktarded post.

Then it would have suited you better, seeing you are a fucktard.

You're both fucktards.
I didn't say I lived in Kasuya, as the homeless woman DID.
I said I live 20 MILES AWAY.

[mcsmc]

You're both fucktards.
I didn't say I lived in Kasuya, as the homeless woman DID.
I said I live 20 MILES AWAY.

Shut up, old man. Your Alzheimer's is getting the best of you... you said you lived 20 KILOMETERS away.

[Mamba]

The fuck???

I just checked both closets in my house now.

[KommieKat]

Shut up, old man. Your Alzheimer's is getting the best of you... you said you lived 20 KILOMETERS away.

Yeah! What he said!

[Fishypancake]

I used to be a homeless woman.

I was in the closet too intill some cop dragged me out.

True story.