Hey

[CrAnIuM]

How's it going?

You doing ok?

Your mother and I are concerned about you, dear.

You eating all your veggies?

Getting plenty of rest?

Be sure to drink 8 glasses of water per day.

Ok, write soon.

Luv ya !

[MoonChild69]

How's it going?

You doing ok?

Your mother and I are concerned about you, dear.

You eating all your veggies?

Getting plenty of rest?

Be sure to drink 8 glasses of water per day.

Ok, write soon.

Luv ya !

I'm doing great, except for that yeast infection I got from this homeless man I was banging.

Tell Ma not to worry.

I'm eating as many veggies I can get from the dumpster.

I'm not sleeping to well either, damn trains make way tooo much noise.

As for the water, every chance i get I go into the nearest restroom and drink from the faucet.

Oh yeah, Luv ya toooo...
PS. Can I come back home?

[CrAnIuM]

I'm doing great, except for that yeast infection I got from this homeless man I was banging.

Tell Ma not to worry.

I'm eating as many veggies I can get from the dumpster.

I'm not sleeping to well either, damn trains make way tooo much noise.

As for the water, every chance i get I go into the nearest restroom and drink from the faucet.

Oh yeah, Luv ya toooo...
PS. Can I come back home?

My dearest Melenki ..

We are saddened by your plight, and Jehovah willing, hope you find peace.

Telling your mother not to worry is like telling time to remain motionless.

Officer O'doole informed us of your habit of sleeping in train stations and your proclivity for pleasuring passersby in order
to support your meth habits. He's such a kind boy ... if only you had remained his betrothed we all would have been much happier.

Should you wish to rededicate yourself to Jehovah you will always find a place in our home.


Desperately seeking your return,

Your pop.

[mudman]

How's it going? Every thing is going great thanks for asking.

You doing ok? Yes, I am.

Your mother and I are concerned about you, dear. Thank you for caring.

You eating all your veggies? I try to eat a salad everyday.

Getting plenty of rest? Eight hours a night.

Be sure to drink 8 glasses of water per day. I do try to drink at least 6 glasses of water everyday but it makes me pee a lot.