Thread: RIP

**Scabman** · 05-20-2008, 02:41 PM

Rest in peace, my blender.
14.05.2008 - 20.05.2008

You were too good for this cruel unforgiving world.
Blend in peace.

**Violet** · 05-20-2008, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Scabman

Rest in peace, my blender.
14.05.2008 - 20.05.2008

You were too good for this cruel unforgiving world.
Blend in peace.

Awww... you tried to make the flammable milkshakes, didn't you?

I should have told you that you have to pour them into glasses before setting them on fire.

**Polar Bear** · 05-20-2008, 03:19 PM

Our thoughts and prayers are with you in your time of grief.

P.S. I named your blender, Nessa. lol !

**Pinkslit** · 05-20-2008, 03:30 PM

What a tragedy.
Still you enjoyed 6 wonderful days with it, so be thankful.

**Shade** · 05-20-2008, 05:02 PM

My condolenses. If you need someone to talk to....any time...any place man, i'll be there! *gives scabby a super big hug*

**KommieKat** · 05-20-2008, 07:27 PM

Hmm. This being a Greenzone thread, how to make it serious..........

Did you keep the warranty? Never throw away the warranty and the original box it came in for at least a month or so.

What important lessons did you learn from this?
Are you willing to pay more for a higher quality blender next time?

**Bunnee** · 05-20-2008, 07:33 PM

Just think of your blender as a butterfly Scabby, both them and your blender lived for 6 days.

**MoonChild69** · 05-20-2008, 07:59 PM

**Hardwood** · 05-20-2008, 09:31 PM

I still have my Osterizer from my first marriage. It was a wedding gift from my uncle in 1974. Works great and I can still get gaskets and other parts from the local hardware store. You may want to look into one of these for a replacement.

**Stickman** · 05-21-2008, 11:31 AM

My blender still works fucking awesomely. I'm drinking a protein smoothie right now.

**Saucy** · 05-21-2008, 11:42 AM

*pours O.E. in a blender*

**Jenn** · 05-21-2008, 12:52 PM

He is now in that big ol' kitchen in the sky, mixing smoothies for the man.

**Fishypancake** · 05-21-2008, 02:19 PM

Do not feel bad, I just recently lost a toaster, Tragic loss. It was a was one of those fancy brand name ones....I think it was a dell. Plugged it in, and lost to good pop tarts that day.

**InterStella** · 05-21-2008, 05:28 PM

Scabby, I feel your loss. This one time, at band camp (well, my friends dads pub), during a party (well, a threesome), I went to the bathroom (well, the vending machine), for a pineapple flavoured condom. Imagine our faces when the machine gave up its last gasp.... and spat out a panty liner.

That was my last pound, that was.