I bought a fucking blender!

[Scabman]

Now, it's a pretty simple blender so I'm not trying to brag about it or anything.
Because, it's a goddamn blender! It blends! Done deal, case closed, let's make something!

Here's the deal. I have no fucking idea what to blend, other than pre packed smootie mixes, and I need your help.
Some of you must know how to make delicious things with a blender!
This is what I've made so far.

It's a basic blueberry-strawberry smootie and it tastes fantastic!


So spill the beans people, what edible things should I blend to make something delicious?

[mcsmc]

My favorite has always been:

Frozen strawberries (about a cup)
Frozen blueberries (about 2/3 cup)
French Vanilla ice cream (about a cup and a half)
Vanilla extract (about a teaspoon)
Milk (about a cup and a half)
Ice (about a tray)

It will definitely make more than one drink... so adjust amounts accordingly.

[Josie]

Ohhh, scabster, you've been missing out!

We have smoothies every day!

I like the usual banana, some frozen strawberries, maybe some blueberries, and grape juice.

Eagan likes Blueberry yoghurt (his is soy, but whatever), banana, frozen blueberries, white grape juice, and frozen raspberries.

The hub likes White flesh peaches (fresh), banana, frozen blueberries and raspberries with apple juice.

On occasion, we'll do other stuff like...

Pineapple, mango, orange juice, banana

plum, grape, apple, banana

apple, banana, blueberry


anyways, you get the idea. Just go get some frozen fruits, some fresh fruits, some juice and start creating! It's a hell of a lot of fun and it's addicting :)

... just don't ruin it with sugar. If you think it should be sweeter, trust me, only add honey. The sugar will make it weird.

If you want a super duper morning booster, add bee pollen and some whey protein powder. Also, apples will wake you up, so make an apple one :D

Another thing you can add... Spirulina powder. This stuff will turn your smoothie puke green and look QUITE icky... but it's really good for you and if you only add a little, you won't taste it at all.



... yeah, I like smoothies lol

[Josie]

My favorite has always been:

Frozen strawberries (about a cup)
Frozen blueberries (about 2/3 cup)
French Vanilla ice cream (about a cup and a half)
Vanilla extract (about a teaspoon)
Milk (about a cup and a half)
Ice (about a tray)

It will definitely make more than one drink... so adjust amounts accordingly.

Pbbbt!!! That's a milkshake!

*edit* I just re-read the first post. Sorry. Continue.

[Polar Bear]

Oooooooo! Put a frog in it!

Dont turn it on or anything..but take a few pics of it.

Then take out the frog and replace it with 3 dill pickles, four ketchup packets and a teaspoon of mayonaise.

Blend for like 2 seconds.

Take a few more pics

Blend for a full minute.

...More pics

Then follow it up with a video of you eating the contents, and post the resulting pic and video in consecutive order here: http://forums.petlovers.com/vb/


EDIT: Do this four times a day for the next three years.

EDIT EDIT: Five times.

[Amythist]

Now, it's a pretty simple blender so I'm not trying to brag about it or anything.
Because, it's a goddamn blender! It blends! Done deal, case closed, let's make something!

Here's the deal. I have no fucking idea what to blend, other than pre packed smootie mixes, and I need your help.
Some of you must know how to make delicious things with a blender!
This is what I've made so far.

It's a basic blueberry-strawberry smootie and it tastes fantastic!


So spill the beans people, what edible things should I blend to make something delicious?

Dude that is easy!!! Banana milk shakes....nummy!!

[Violet]

When I had a broken jaw I threw a can of Campbell's Chunky soup in a blender so I could drink it with a straw.

I don't really recommend it, though. Meat through a straw is kinda gross.


Oh! We used to make these flammable milkshakes out of Mountain Dew, vanilla ice cream, and Everclear when I was younger.

Hmmm.. I don't really recommend that, either. I got arrested with a friend on the shit one night. They had to mace and hogtie her. That stuff will fuck you up.

[Josie]

Hmmm.. I don't really recommend that, either. I got arrested with a friend on the shit one night. They had to mace and hogtie her. That stuff will fuck you up.

First of all... HAHAHAHA!! Second, Amy, is this how you lost your leg?

[Bunnee]

I personally think smoothies are gross.

Milkshakes however rock.

Milk + Chocolate syrup + blend = Yum!

[Amythist]

First of all... HAHAHAHA!! Second, Amy, is this how you lost your leg?

What can I saw those drinks fucked me up!

[Amythist]

I personally think smoothies are gross.

Milkshakes however rock.

Milk + Chocolate syrup + blend = Yum!

Isn't that just chocolate milk????

[Bunnee]

Isn't that just chocolate milk????

Yeah, pretty much. But it gets frothed up a bit, so I liken it to a milkshake.

[Amythist]

Ughhh Ya...

[Bunnee]

Whats wrong with chocolate milk?

[KommieKat]

Whats wrong with chocolate milk?

I hope you start crying and taking things personal like you usually do so I can get some fresh material from you're pathetic emo behavior.


Blender Fav:

Rum
Sugar
Ice
Strawberries.

[Amythist]

Nothing is wrong with chocolate milk. You just don't make sense!

[Amythist]

I hope you start crying and taking things personal like you usually do so I can get some fresh material from you're pathetic emo behavior.


Blender Fav:

Rum
Sugar
Ice
Strawberries.

that sounds good

[Bunnee]

LOL xD What do you mean I dont make sense?

How does that not make sense?

You're not making sense to me. I'm completely confused now.

[Amythist]

Ok...you said you like milk shakes.Then you proceed to say mix milk and chocolate syrup and blend...ok .That is chocolate milk. I can do that with a spoon. Then you said it makes it frothy... I can shake a carton of chocolate milk and get the same effect.

[Bunnee]

Ok...you said you like milk shakes.Then you proceed to say mix milk and chocolate syrup and blend...ok .That is chocolate milk. I can do that with a spoon. Then you said it makes it frothy... I can shake a carton of chocolate milk and get the same effect.

Yes, I like milkshakes.

Yes, blend choccie syrup and milk.

Yes, its basically chocolate milk.

Sure, you could do that with a spoon. But we aren't talking about spoons, we're talking about blenders.

Yes, it makes it frothy, LIKE a milkshake. I'm aware that to make an actual milkshake one would add icecream. But I'm not fond on icecream. Hence the lack of icecream in my not-a-milkshake milkshake.

I do hope we are on the same page now.

[Shade]

[Shade]

ok, IBM.

Mocha Shake

1 cup strong coffee, chilled
1 cup milk
3 tablespoons sugar
3 cups vanilla ice cream
3 tablespoons chocolate syrup
1 dash salt

Blend coffee, milk, sugar, and salt.
Add ice cream and syrup and blend until smooth.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jamocha Shake

1 cup cold coffee
1 cup low-fat milk
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
3 cups vanilla ice cream
3 tablespoons chocolate syrup

Combine the coffee, milk, and sugar in a blender and mix on medium speed for 15 seconds to dissolve the sugar.
Add ice cream, and chocolate syrup then blend on high speed until smooth and creamy.
Stop blender and stir mixture with a spoon if necessary to help blend ingredients.
Pour drink into two 16 oz. glasses.

[Shade]

Another is Ice and really super strong coffie, then cream and flavoring (i like mint or hazlenut) blend and serve. I use to drink those in cali like constantly.

[Jenn]

Another is Ice and really super strong coffie, then cream and flavoring (i like mint or hazlenut) blend and serve. I use to drink those in cali like constantly.

Thats so good!

[MoonChild69]

French Nipple

1oz. of Kahlua
1oz. Amaretto
1oz. Vodka / or more.. (depending how you like it).
5 oz. Milk (whole)
4oz. Ice