The not hello thread

**Josie** · 03-11-2008, 10:02 AM

It's 9am here and in 4 hours I found out if Spot is missing its penis, as I hope it is :p

Yes, Prick. I made a BABY thread!

*runs screaming*

Does anyone else have chilluns?

**CrAnIuM** · 03-11-2008, 10:19 AM

Booooooooooooooo @ procreation.

**CrAnIuM** · 03-11-2008, 10:20 AM

Don't you have like 11 kids already ?

I may be misinformed ...slightly.

**Josie** · 03-11-2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Richard Cranium

Booooooooooooooo @ procreation.

Aww, don't be angry at me because your attempts failed to produce something of the human variety.

Originally Posted by Richard Cranium

Don't you have like 11 kids already ?

I may be misinformed ...slightly.

Yes, slightly. Subtract 9 and a half and you'll be somewhere in the right ballpark.

**CrAnIuM** · 03-11-2008, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Josie

Aww, don't be angry at me because your attempts failed to produce something of the human variety.

My hefty child support payments prove otherwise, sadly.

Yes, slightly. Subtract 9 and a half and you'll be somewhere in the right ballpark.

A vagina is NOT a clown car.

**4nik8** · 03-11-2008, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Josie

It's 9am here and in 4 hours I found out if Spot is missing its penis, as I hope it is :p

Yes, Prick. I made a BABY thread!

*runs screaming*

Does anyone else have chilluns?

So you're hoping for a stemless apple are ya?

**Josie** · 03-11-2008, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by 4nik8

So you're hoping for a stemless apple are ya?

Yes, indeed. :) I've already got one firehouse to wrangle in, constantly... I don't want two.

I'm not sure if this is just a boy thing or not, but it drives me nuts. He always has this need to sleep with one hand shoved in his diaper, holding his wang. Then, he'll want to stretch or scratch and itch, and when he pulls his hand out, the firehouse peeps out the top of the diaper and the next time he pees, it shoots everywhere.

..btw, we cosleep.

Hehe, though it does have its benefits. One time, he had such good aim that he managed to ONLY spray my husband's face and pillow. *snicker*

**Josie** · 03-11-2008, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Richard Cranium

A vagina is NOT a clown car.

And good thing. If it were, mine would be disqualified. My vagina is sadly empty at the moment.. and my uterus is only occupied by one clown.

**JackBlack** · 03-11-2008, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Josie

And good thing. If it were, mine would be disqualified. My vagina is sadly empty at the moment.. and my uterus is only occupied by one clown.

Hello Josie,

Damn that's gotta suck. Which clown are you talking about?

**Celtic Crusher** · 03-11-2008, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by JackBlack

Hello Josie,

Damn that's gotta suck. Which clown are you talking about?

**Josie** · 03-11-2008, 04:37 PM

Damn. it. all. to. hell. Spot has a hose.

**4nik8** · 03-11-2008, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Josie

Damn. it. all. to. hell. Spot has a hose.

But does he have all his fingers and toes?

**Josie** · 03-11-2008, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by 4nik8

But does he have all his fingers and toes?

Yep, he's super healthy... but still is a "he". The only real reasons that it bothers me are...

I won't be able to buy/get cute girlie stuff or put *my* baby dress on either of my kids.
The below (or above if you do your preferences all stupid-like) listed "hose" issues
potty training is a bitch with boys

As for crap like barbies and whatever, I don't care about that. I was (and still am) a total tomboy. I much preferred to splash around in puddles, play in the mud, and play WWIII with my brother's GI Joe's.... so I assume that if I had a girl, that's what she'd be like too.

Anyways, he weighs about 10 oz. right now and is breech atm.

**4nik8** · 03-11-2008, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Josie

Yep, he's super healthy... but still is a "he". The only real reasons that it bothers me are...

I won't be able to buy/get cute girlie stuff or put *my* baby dress on either of my kids.
The below (or above if you do your preferences all stupid-like) listed "hose" issues
potty training is a bitch with boys

As for crap like barbies and whatever, I don't care about that. I was (and still am) a total tomboy. I much preferred to splash around in puddles, play in the mud, and play WWIII with my brother's GI Joe's.... so I assume that if I had a girl, that's what she'd be like too.

Anyways, he weighs about 10 oz. right now and is breech atm.

I empathize with ya.
I got lucky and had one of each (how's that for salt in the wound?)
Can't say it was much different potty training them though.
10 oz? That's itty bitty. How far along are you? If it's that early, are they positive on the gender?

**Josie** · 03-11-2008, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by 4nik8

I empathize with ya.
I got lucky and had one of each (how's that for salt in the wound?)
Can't say it was much different potty training them though.
10 oz? That's itty bitty. How far along are you? If it's that early, are they positive on the gender?

I'm 20 weeks today, so sort of 5 months, though I *look* like I'm somewhere around 7 months for some strange reason. Maybe because I haven't gained much weight? Hehe, I'm now the same weight that I was when I was 5 weeks pregnant with my first.

So, I'm not very far along. Elehu's (yes, I've already named it) weight is good for this stage :)
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Prick:

I know you want to. So go ahead. YES, HIS NAME IS ELEHU!!! :D

Eagan and Elehu. Such wonderful names, wouldn't you agree? :p
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Oh, oops. Yes, the gender is certain. It's easier to confuse a boy for a girl than a girl for a boy. We saw the little nub several times.

**Violet** · 03-11-2008, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by Josie

As for crap like barbies and whatever, I don't care about that. I was (and still am) a total tomboy. I much preferred to splash around in puddles, play in the mud, and play WWIII with my brother's GI Joe's.... so I assume that if I had a girl, that's what she'd be like too.

Hahahaha... Can't count on that, though. I knew a chick who assumed the same, and had herself the girliest of girls. I'm talking: wore nothing but pink, squealed when she got a speck of dirt on her shoes, begged for every damn doll that came out on the market, wanted all the latest stuff from all the boy bands, etc. Yick.

Consider yourself blessed. At least you can hand-me-down some of the baby clothes to the younger sib.

**Josie** · 03-11-2008, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Violet

Hahahaha... Can't count on that, though. I knew a chick who assumed the same, and had herself the girliest of girls. I'm talking: wore nothing but pink, squealed when she got a speck of dirt on her shoes, begged for every damn doll that came out on the market, wanted all the latest stuff from all the boy bands, etc. Yick.

Yeah.. that would drive me nuts. Kids are supposed to get dirty when they play. That's the whole fun of it.

Originally Posted by vi

Consider yourself blessed. At least you can hand-me-down some of the baby clothes to the younger sib.

True, but it's a little depressing at the same time. I kept all of Eagan's old baby clothes just in case we ended up in this situation, but I don't really want to put his clothes on another baby. I wanted that baby to have its own special set of stuff. Yeah, I know... that's really dumb, but that's what I wanted. Oh well, though. The best I can hope for now is that they'll at least *look* different, hehe.

I hate when siblings all look the same. To me, they become nameless. Kid 1, Kid 2, Kid 3...

However, I do like that it'll be so much cheaper. Oh, you need new clothes? *goes to closet and pulls out box*

Blah. I'm very talkative today... :o

**CrAnIuM** · 03-11-2008, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Josie

Yeah..

Blah. I'm very talkative today... :o

It's cause you are full of that demon seed.

**Absinthe** · 03-11-2008, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by Josie

I'm 20 weeks today, so sort of 5 months, though I *look* like I'm somewhere around 7 months for some strange reason. Maybe because I haven't gained much weight? Hehe, I'm now the same weight that I was when I was 5 weeks pregnant with my first.

So, I'm not very far along. Elehu's (yes, I've already named it) weight is good for this stage :)
____________________

Prick:

I know you want to. So go ahead. YES, HIS NAME IS ELEHU!!! :D

Eagan and Elehu. Such wonderful names, wouldn't you agree? :p
____________________

Oh, oops. Yes, the gender is certain. It's easier to confuse a boy for a girl than a girl for a boy. We saw the little nub several times.

Congrats to the new family member. :)
Nice to read how excited you are. What did your kids say?

I thought my little brother was a doll when my mom showed him to me for the first time (I was 2.5 years old).

Years later.... I tried to sell him... but couldn't find a buyer... weird

**CrAnIuM** · 03-11-2008, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by The Green Fairy

Congrats to the new family member. :)
Nice to read how excited you are. What did your kids say?

I thought my little brother was a doll when my mom showed him to me for the first time (I was 2.5 years old).

Years later.... I tried to sell him... but couldn't find a buyer... weird

Jeeeeeeez .. chick talk !

**Absinthe** · 03-11-2008, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Cranium

Jeeeeeeez .. chick talk !

Oh come on... we all know that you have a soft spot...

**CrAnIuM** · 03-11-2008, 08:46 PM

^^^ Lame.

**Absinthe** · 03-11-2008, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Cranium

^^^ Lame.

Aha!! I was right....

**Josie** · 03-12-2008, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by The Green Fairy

What did your kids say?

I have one child. He's 15 months and said "da da da ba boo ka!" I think that was, "Yay, a brother."

Originally Posted by green-ness

I thought my little brother was a doll when my mom showed him to me for the first time (I was 2.5 years old).

I thought mine was ugly. I was 5 when he was born, and we all thought he'd be cute. Nope. He came out with really long hair around the sides of his head and none on the top, had a HUGE pug face, and no ass, but lots of skin for it... so it just sort of sagged and grouped together.

He stayed ugly until he was two. Even my mom couldn't say he was cute. lol. He's a looker now, though. He's 15 and all the little girls swoon in his blithely unaware presence.