I'm Still Alive, Motherfuckers!

[Cúchulainn]

They ain't found a way to kill me yet.

So how is everyone?

[Scabman]

They ain't found a way to kill me yet.

So how is everyone?

Hello there, champ.
I have an erection and nowhere to put it.

[suki]

^ so what he's saying is...

he's still a lil' gay.

[Cúchulainn]

You motherfuckers ain't changed at all, have you?

Nice to see you, Scabby, Suki. I missed you guys...

[dunamis]

Haven't seen you for a while. Welcome.

[Lisa]

Hiya. Welcome.

[Cúchulainn]

I don't recognize you, Lisa. Show me yer tits.

[Violet]

Hello and welcome!

[Lisa]

I don't recognize you, Lisa. Show me yer tits.

Sure, here ya go...

[Amythist]

Heya and welcome...

[Cúchulainn]

Sure, here ya go...

Gah... What the hell is that? *Faps anyway*

[Lisa]

Gah... What the hell is that? *Faps anyway*

I know. Aren't they nice? Plenty to go around.

*Faps anyway*? What does that mean?

[Cúchulainn]

I know. Aren't they nice? Plenty to go around.

*Faps anyway*? What does that mean?

It means that I fapped to it anyway. Haven't you ever heard of fappinig? Beating off? Choking the chicken? Punching the clown? Masturbating?

[Manis_B]

hello good sir. i have no idea who you are, but you seem a charming fellow

[Blood]

Woohoo!
Glad you made it!
Welcome.


^^^That totally looks like a penis if you look at it right.

[Cúchulainn]

hello good sir. i have no idea who you are, but you seem a charming fellow

Bullshit, bro, we've been drunk together and you're the one who originally recommended I come here. How'd the protest go?

Woohoo!
Glad you made it!
Welcome.


^^^That totally looks like a penis if you look at it right.

I see it. I'd like to stick mine in you. *nodnod*

[CrAnIuM]

Hiya, welcome.

[Cúchulainn]

Hiya, welcome.

That's you, ain't it, Prick? Good to see you. How've you been? Army still treating you alright?

[CrAnIuM]

That's you, ain't it, Prick? Good to see you. How've you been? Army still treating you alright?

Retired as of OCT 07.

[Cúchulainn]

No shit. Congratulations, old man. Glad to see you made it though.

[CrAnIuM]

No shit. Congratulations, old man. Glad to see you made it though.

Thanks.

It was an especially difficult time. I retired at the same time my unit was deploying, so I was on the fence with my decision the entire time.

[Cúchulainn]

Oof, that's rough. I can see how that'd be a tough decision. Either way, you've gotta take care of you, 'cause you know the Army sure as Hell won't.

[CrAnIuM]

Oof, that's rough. I can see how that'd be a tough decision. Either way, you've gotta take care of you, 'cause you know the Army sure as Hell won't.

Indeed.

Still, sending my "family" off to combat while I transitioned out was a very
bitter sweet deal.

A time where I should be happy about my last day was instead one of anger and disgust with myself and the military.

Oh well ... its been almost 8 months .. I will adapt eventually.

[Cúchulainn]

Don't worry about it. You need to take care of yourself now, man. Your boys will be alright. If you're a good NCO, and I get the feeling you are, you trained 'em up right. They'll be fine.

[mcsmc]

Welcome, SS!