Ballet

[Scarlet]

I haven't been to ballet for years and want to go again.
Why is it guys don't want to partner us there?
Every guy I have asked is "too busy" that night but they'll meet me afterwards.

bah.

[CrAnIuM]

Because ... Ballet is uber gay.

Unless they are REALLY into that stuff any guy that goes is ONLY doing it to get some ass.

[KommieKat]

Because ... Ballet is uber gay.

Unless they are REALLY into that stuff any guy that goes is ONLY doing it to get some ass.

Bullshit, ballet is a classical art and lots of modern dancers today get their start in ballet....as did the mofo electric guitar players get their start with classical guitar.

I'd like to see how long YOU can stay on your tippy toes.............One sec maybe??

[CrAnIuM]

Bullshit, ballet is a classical art and lots of modern dancers today get their start in ballet....as did the mofo electric guitar players get their start with classical guitar.

I'd like to see how long YOU can stay on your tippy toes.............One sec maybe??

Learn to read, fucker ...


I said it was GAY ... I don't fucking like it and I would never even attempt to do it.

I don't give a fuck if Jesus Christ got his start as the fucking Nutcracker .... Ballet is fucking lame x 10.

[SlimSkeeter]

I don't give a fuck if Jesus Christ got his start as the fucking Nutcracker

That would probably make me even less inclined to try it out. However its worth noting that having football players (American version anyway) take ballet has helped them with their flexibility and balance. Thus, the spectacular dodges and tackles you sometimes see.

[CrAnIuM]

That would probably make me even less inclined to try it out. However its worth noting that having football players (American version anyway) take ballet has helped them with their flexibility and balance. Thus, the spectacular dodges and tackles you sometimes see.

I restate :

Its still gay.

[semj_gandel]

ill take you sounds like something id like to experience once.

[Gravy]

Even nude ballet is boring! Zzzzzzz!

[Josie]

Even nude ballet is boring! Zzzzzzz!

http://videos.almightyzeus.com/video...busty-brunette

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[D-Day]

Agree with Cranium...Ballet is gay, & I don't give a shit what someone promised me. I'd never go.

[KommieKat]

Learn to read, fucker ...


I said it was GAY ... I don't fucking like it and I would never even attempt to do it.

I don't give a fuck if Jesus Christ got his start as the fucking Nutcracker .... Ballet is fucking lame x 10.

I restate :

Its still gay.

Even nude ballet is boring! Zzzzzzz!

Agree with Cranium...Ballet is gay, & I don't give a shit what someone promised me. I'd never go.

[mcq56]

i'm not busy , can we go tonight ?

[Mamba]

I like it! I have seen both Midsummer Nights Dream and The Nutcracker Ballets.

They were wonderful!

It's such an art form.

I used to do Ballet, but I gave up because it hurrrrrrrts the tips of your toes!

[urateup]

Because ... Ballet is uber gay.

Unless they are REALLY into that stuff any guy that goes is ONLY doing it to get some ass.

Hey Scarlet...I got two tickets to the ballet for tonight. You up for it?

[Scarlet]

Hey Scarlet...I got two tickets to the ballet for tonight. You up for it?

Sure thing. I even have the perfect dress for the occasion.

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ overdressed for the occasion.

Trying to impress someone?

[Scarlet]

^^^ overdressed for the occasion.

Trying to impress someone?

Yes, one must dress before someone else can undress...yes?

[misha]

Ballet is gay? Gay as in homosexual or gay as in effeminate? I'll leave the homophobic component of this alone except to say that in my experience, homophobic males have a tendency to be fearful of their own desire to, how shall I say this, suck dick. The father next door in American Beauty anyone?

Mikhail Baryshnikov gay? *buwhahahaha* Misha got more pussy than Purina. I should know. I'm one of his bastards.

[SleepieAce]

I hate both ballet and opera...and, yes, I've been to both. However, if a girl wants to go and it'll get me some ass...I can sleep through anything.

[D-Day]

I hate both ballet and opera...and, yes, I've been to both. However, if a girl wants to go and it'll get me some ass...I can sleep through anything.

Obviously she can too.

[Negativecool]

Expressive interpretive dance in any form is fucking weak sauce, ballet included. It's boring, and presents to me as nothing more than pretentious fuckwits selling spastic playtime acted out by the retarded as "art."


However, given the opportunity, I'd gladly destroy the meat curtains of any heterosexual female ballerina...which I've heard are nearly impossible to come by.

[SleepieAce]

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Obviously she can too.

Wow. That was almost hurtful.

[KommieKat]

Wow. That was almost hurtful.

You actually have to HATE something because it's boring?
Bit of a strong word there, don't you think?

[SlimSkeeter]

You actually have to HATE something because it's boring?
Bit of a strong word there, don't you think?

Yep.

[CrAnIuM]

You actually have to HATE something because it's boring?
Bit of a strong word there, don't you think?

Sounds fair to me.