Worst pick up line

**SittinGrumpy** · 08-28-2009, 01:27 PM

What is the worst or best pick up line you have ever used or has ever been used on you?

These lines were used on me ....

I think you are too old to handle me...but I will let you try.

I usually like to start the evening with a lap dance, but I understand if you are too big or too old to do that, we can compromise.

Will you shit on my chest, please?

I love your eyes, I love your smile, I would love to do you doggie style (I liked this one, made me smile)

Lines I have used....

You have the nicest ass I have seen all day.

Wow, your eyes...man they are the bluest I have ever seen.

I'm a good girl that likes to do bad things.

I support my troops.... wanna see how?

Ok that's enough, I am sure I will catch hell for these.

Your turn...

**CrAnIuM** · 08-28-2009, 01:46 PM

Do you have change for a hundred ?

Works every time.

**SlimSkeeter** · 08-28-2009, 05:02 PM

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

Hello mother, want another?

OOOOOOOR

I make fun of her for something. Doesn't matter what, as its just teasing to break the ice. Has been working the past few weekends, anyway.

**SittinGrumpy** · 08-28-2009, 05:05 PM

I went to school with a girl that would walk up to you and say.... hey wanna fuck.... it worked 50% of the time

**AcId FaIrY** · 08-28-2009, 05:40 PM

Fella: "Did it hurt when you fell?"
Me: "Fell?"
Fella: "You, know, when you fell from heaven.."

Cue big cheesy grin from the guy...

Eurgh. Haha, have had that quite a few time now. Also, guy walked up to me in a bar and made out he owned the club. I thought that was a really crappy one!

**Scarlet** · 08-28-2009, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by SlimSkeeter

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

I’m dyslexic. Fanna Wuck?

**Titty** · 08-28-2009, 09:18 PM

Nice legs. What time do they open?

Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world.

**SittinGrumpy** · 08-29-2009, 01:09 AM

I think you need some warm liquid out of a me-straw.

**SlimSkeeter** · 08-29-2009, 02:05 AM

I'm like milk. I do a body good.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock...

**TopGrey** · 08-29-2009, 07:05 AM

STFU and take it!

**KommieKat** · 08-29-2009, 08:36 AM

Do spiders sleep?

**D-Day** · 08-29-2009, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by Sittingrumpy

I went to school with a girl that would walk up to you and say.... hey wanna fuck.... it worked 50% of the time

50% ?...was she ugly?

**4nik8** · 08-29-2009, 11:19 AM

Is there enough room for both of us in your card board box?

**SittinGrumpy** · 08-29-2009, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by D-Day

50% ?...was she ugly?

I didn't think she was all that, she had purple hair and big glasses lol

**Scarlet** · 08-29-2009, 03:32 PM

I'd like to shag your brains out, but looks like someone else did it first.

**SittinGrumpy** · 08-29-2009, 05:34 PM

SHOW ME SUM BOOTY PLZ

**Scarlet** · 08-30-2009, 04:54 PM

Hi. I'm horny. You'll do.

**SlimSkeeter** · 08-30-2009, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Sittingrumpy

I didn't think she was all that, she had purple hair and big glasses lol

I'd do her.

**Negativecool** · 08-30-2009, 11:36 PM

Lots of creativity in this thread. I've never heard any of these before.

Ever.

Enter my true story of my worst pick up line ever to break up the clichés. I saw a chick at a bar my junior year in college that was so fucking hot it still haunts my fantasies today. I was so stricken with absolute bonerific lust that I couldn't do anything but simply tell (not ask) her to have sex with me. Why? Because I wanted absolutely nothing from her but a hole(s) somewhere on her body I could stick my dick into, hence the abrupt and direct approach.

I was denied.
:(
bitch

**SlimSkeeter** · 08-30-2009, 11:51 PM

Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can see myself in them

Are you from Tennessee? You're the only Ten I see.

Your feet must be tired. Why? You've been running through my mind all day.

**jeepneasy** · 08-31-2009, 01:25 AM

girl: I am not feeling good
guy: how about a some penniscilliun

I once used the chorus form that song by the Bloodhound Gang.... you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.... she was a slut but it worked

**Scabman** · 08-31-2009, 04:42 AM

I want to spit on your face... with my cock!

Oddly enough, it worked. I must be a charming summbitch.

**SlimSkeeter** · 08-31-2009, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by jeepneasy

girl: I am not feeling good
guy: how about a some penniscilliun

I once used the chorus form that song by the Bloodhound Gang.... you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.... she was a slut but it worked

That 'minds me. You should try using their song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"