The Walking Dead

[Scarlet]

Old people piss me off. They shuffle around the supermarkets at the speed of a retarded snail and don't drive much faster.
They reek of either cheap perfume, old spice, piss, shit or a combination of them all.
The women have tits drooping to their waists and the men's ass-cheeks sag to the back of their knees.
Filthy old perverts think they are a woman's answer to eternal love or fabulous sex and prey on all ages of both sexes.
They should all be humanely put down at the age of 55.







A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news." "Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the elderly patient. The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live." "That's terrible," said the old man. "How can the news possibly be worse?" The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

[Scarlet]

... and the cheeky old hags think they have a right to our beaches.
I'd concrete them in until high tide had been and gone.

[CrAnIuM]

Yeah, I have the same feelings about people of ANY age.

With great relish I long for the day we buy the new house with a 100 meter deep disaster shelter ... I'm never coming up again.

[Absinthe]

With great relish I long for the day we buy the new house with a 100 meter deep disaster shelter ... I'm never coming up again.

I will throw food scraps down the elevator shaft ... occasionally...

[CrAnIuM]

I will throw food scraps down the elevator shaft ... occasionally...

As long as you pay the internet bill, and keep the solar batteries maintained I can live on scraps indefinitely.

( You still need to descend to give me sexxes though )

[SlimSkeeter]

You still need to descend to give me sexxes though

Aside from the typo, that sentence really says so very much.

[CrAnIuM]

Aside from the typo, that sentence really says so very much.

Ahh .. typo .. I had sexxes on the brains... fixed now !

[KommieKat]

Ahh .. typo .. I had sexxes on the brains... fixed now !

Could you film yourself pronouncing this and upload it?

Thanks.

[Scarlet]

Dirty old bastard...

[D-Day]

They should all be humanely put down at the age of 55.

This would mean I have less then 10 years left.
I'm not ready to go yet.

P.S. I've never had to use viagra.

[Scarlet]

The older they get...the more useless they get.

[Scarlet]

I bet this isn't the dirty old bugger's grand-daughter...
... and I also bet he's got "half-a-silly on".

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ You should know better than that...