New guests where I work.

[Gzus]

We recently had these cuddly-looking, 30cm canine wielding, vicous cunts rocking up at the resort where I work.
They migrated to this side of Lake Victoria, and saw the resort as a good place to splatter with their shit, by wagging their tiny tails at quite an amazing speed, while oozing out poo into said wagging tails.
Altogether 6 of them, or so.

[SittinGrumpy]

awwwwwww how cute!

[Gzus]

NOT.
One of the biggest man-killers in Africa.
Thats after other Africans which, is closely followed by mosquitos.

[SittinGrumpy]

I understand that...but I still think they are cute!

[D-Day]

But the difference between mosquitos, and hippos, is mosquitos carry disease-causing viruses and parasites from person to person. Where hippos are ill-tempered animals, that attack humans, and boats.

BTW did you know, that a hippopotamus' closest living relatives are whales, and porpoises?

[Josie]

Yeah.. they're only cute in cartoon form. Otherwise, they're scary as all get out. And that little stone fence in the first pic? Is it just me... or is it kinda tiny?

[SlimSkeeter]

Dont worry. You will prolly never see a hippo jump.

[Gzus]

I think Slim has a good point. After a bit of in-depth research, it turned out he is correct.
Hippo's don't jump
BTW. That picture is not from our the resort where I work, its just a random pic.

[Josie]

Hippo's don't jump

That's. Odd. Just lumber around and eat stuff.

BTW. That picture is not from our the resort where I work, its just a random pic.

yep yep.