Dead Pedo?

**Scarlet** · 06-25-2009, 05:53 PM

Is Michael Jackson really dead?
....or is it a hoax?

http://www.tmz.com/

More reports as they come in.

**CrAnIuM** · 06-25-2009, 05:58 PM

It's being reported on several news agencies .. though they are not all in agreement on the severity of the situation.

**SittinGrumpy** · 06-25-2009, 05:58 PM

I think its real.

**CrAnIuM** · 06-25-2009, 06:03 PM

Yeah ... radio and tv says he's dead.

hahaha .. sucks for Farrah's family because now she just became page 6.

Ehh .. now they are only saying .. "admitted with cardiac arrest"

**SittinGrumpy** · 06-25-2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by CrAnIuM

sucks for Farrah's family because now she just became page 6.

That is absolutely true. it will be Farrah...who?

**Lethal_Lefty** · 06-25-2009, 06:19 PM

**patiently awaits the all new slew of michael jackson jokes that are bound to come out of this new story**

**CrAnIuM** · 06-25-2009, 06:23 PM

hahah .. barely a 'passing' mention of Farrah on yahoo home page.

And Farrah went from #1 search to # 2 in less than 15 minutes.

Yep .. she's gonna be a page 6 for sure.

**Negativecool** · 06-25-2009, 07:04 PM

HA HA HA HA HA...

**Easytrigger** · 06-25-2009, 07:38 PM

Very sad.
I don't know what the fuck he was thinking the past 15 years,
but he was great. My parents have a video of me singing Beat it at a bbq when i was 7. His music in the early 80's could stand up against anyone's.

Bottom line- i loved the artist. not so sure about the man.

R.I.P.

**Scarlet** · 06-25-2009, 08:14 PM

I suppose they could have a joint funeral seeing as they both died of associated ass diseases.
If Incognito joined them I would praise the Lord.

**NiBBler** · 06-25-2009, 09:06 PM

Look.. don't believe the cardiac stuff.. I got the scoop.

He died from choking on a 12 year old.

**Scarlet** · 06-25-2009, 09:12 PM

**Blood** · 06-25-2009, 09:24 PM

Pffft MJ could be using this whole thing to go into hiding.
Watch, there will be all kinds of crazy sightings of him in the next few years, followed up by a crazy comeback when he's 70...

Unless i see death pictures i won't believe it, that man is WAY to rich and eccentric to be trusted.

**NiBBler** · 06-25-2009, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Blood

Pffft MJ could be using this whole thing to go into hiding.
Watch, there will be all kinds of crazy sightings of him in the next few years, followed up by a crazy comeback when he's 70...

Unless i see death pictures i won't believe it, that man is WAY to rich and eccentric to be trusted.

Unless he got beamed up.

**Negativecool** · 06-25-2009, 09:42 PM

How'd the mutha fucka die?

**SittinGrumpy** · 06-25-2009, 09:42 PM

cardiac arrest

**TopGrey** · 06-25-2009, 11:25 PM

No shit, i'll bet he's been picked up by the same aliens from alpha centauri that took me once and is preparing him for his new role as their God.....

Or he's toast and i don't really know what i think about that.....

its just me.

**Violet** · 06-25-2009, 11:40 PM

I was actually more surprised at the Fawcett's death than Mikey's. I know she's had cancer, but hasn't some of his face fallen off or something?

Mr. Jackson had some badass tunes back when he was a black dude. Farrah was a pin-up queen. Both deaths are kind of a bummer.

Kinda.

**Gzus** · 06-26-2009, 05:40 AM

Reliable sources say he was in the emergency ward, having a heart attack. But apparently he was in the children's ward, having a "stroke"

Either way, his heart just couldn't "beat it".

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Its said the he will be molten down, and be made into toys so young kids can play with him, for a change.

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Apparently this is a hoax, in preparation for his newest remix "Im back, Im baack, you know it"
Heeheee
Aw!

**KommieKat** · 06-26-2009, 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by Scarlet

Is Michael Jackson really dead?
....or is it a hoax?

http://www.tmz.com/

More reports as they come in.

The title of your thread is "Dead Pedo?", so I go with NO because he was cleared of ALL CHARGES.. Get it? ALL CHARGES..........

So, knock it the fuck off already.

**Gzus** · 06-26-2009, 06:28 AM

**Scarlet** · 06-26-2009, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by KommieKat

The title of your thread is "Dead Pedo?", so I go with NO because he was cleared of ALL CHARGES.. Get it? ALL CHARGES..........

So, knock it the fuck off already.

So if a kiddie fondler is cleared of charges against him, he is no longer a kiddie fondler? Wow.

**TopGrey** · 06-26-2009, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Scarlet

So if a kiddie fondler is cleared of charges against him, he is no longer a kiddie fondler? Wow.

The guy was a douche, clearly, but as kommie kat said, he was cleared.

Was he a pedophile? Yah, probably.

Of course, so was O.J......

**Scarlet** · 06-26-2009, 04:05 PM

When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.

"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"

Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."

Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"

Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."

"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.