The Sims 3

[Polar Bear]

Chappy: It's the shit.

Violet: I'm kicking ass. You can tell them that. I'm kicking ass. ....It's fun.

[Gravy]

Mmm.. it'll be alright when some decent custom stuff is available for it. Until then, it'll remain in my game drawer.

Are you one of the people who play it for the sake of living out your sims' lives, or are you the kind that play it just to build cool shit?

[Blood]

The sims games kinda creep me out...And how exactly do you 'win' in those games anyway?

[Gravy]

The sims games kinda creep me out...And how exactly do you 'win' in those games anyway?

By nailing the entire neighbourhood in one night. One of my sims, Cindy LaBoob, has achieved that twice.

[Blood]

By nailing the entire neighborhood in one night. One of my sims, Cindy LaBoob, has achieved that twice.

Can you contract virtual AIDS from all of this sexckin?
If not I'm making my own game.

It'll be just like real life, you'll get std's and be able to spread them to your partners.
oooh and you'll also be able to father tons of illegitimate children that you have to pay child support for...

Yeah, my version of the Sims RULES.

[Gravy]

Can you contract virtual AIDS from all of this sexckin?
If not I'm making my own game.

It'll be just like real life, you'll get std's and be able to spread them to your partners.
oooh and you'll also be able to father tons of illegitimate children that you have to pay child support for...

Yeah, my version of the Sims RULES.

Not yet.

I've got a mod for The Sims 2 where the sims get their period every 4 days. My girlfriend couldn't stop laughing when she found out about it.

[Negativecool]

Not a fan of the way EA handles DRM...

Anything from EA can eat a bowl of dicks.

[Mustbe18orOver]

By nailing the entire neighbourhood in one night.

^ That. After my character scored the neighborhood I was pretty much done with The Sims 2.

[Polar Bear]

Mmm.. it'll be alright when some decent custom stuff is available for it. Until then, it'll remain in my game drawer.

Are you one of the people who play it for the sake of living out your sims' lives, or are you the kind that play it just to build cool shit?

Well, with the first Sims game, I was totally just in it to build, but this one is actually pretty fun even if you don't build. Haven't played Sims 2, so I couldn't comment on it.

Violet: Tell him you can be a klepto!

[Violet]

Can you contract virtual AIDS from all of this sexckin?
If not I'm making my own game.

It'll be just like real life, you'll get std's and be able to spread them to your partners.
oooh and you'll also be able to father tons of illegitimate children that you have to pay child support for...

Yeah, my version of the Sims RULES.

Naw.. no STD's...yet. You can knock-up 'em up, though.




..And I have this slick dude, named Evil Roy Slade, and I gave him some Evil and Insane traits. He's named some "good" chick an arch-nemesis; so, I'm gonna knock her up and leave her to raise my evil babies. Then, when they're grown up, she can be my arch-nemesis again.

.... I already stole her porch furniture.



Yeah.

[Violet]

Not a fan of the way EA handles DRM...

Anything from EA can eat a bowl of dicks.

I'm lame. What's DRM?

EA makes mostly sports games and stuffs, right? I scored Spore for some holiday and it was neat, briefly. I like designing my own monsters. Other than that, this is my first EA game. In fact, my first Sims game.

The first chick I created digs fire. It won me over.

[Gzus]

Blood, I want your version please.
I gave Sims a shot once, but instead of the pimp and whore's children dying of hunger, wellfare came and took them.
Lame.

[Polar Bear]

Here's my dude digging through someone's trash.