Russian Army Entry Test

**Scarlet** · 06-01-2009, 10:42 PM

Russian Army Test

What you see is what is said to be an entry level test leaked from the Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might have. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, then he is likely to have:

Can’t see circle 1: High aggression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible lower than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigned as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can show uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Requires additional examination.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

**SittinGrumpy** · 06-02-2009, 03:23 PM

Can ANYONE see 5?

**NiBBler** · 06-02-2009, 03:27 PM

Nope, must be my gayness coming out.

**Josie** · 06-02-2009, 03:34 PM

Haha, I like how it's the only pink one too. Pink with yellow spots of sunshine <3

**SittinGrumpy** · 06-02-2009, 03:40 PM

85 maybe?

**Josie** · 06-02-2009, 04:45 PM

69

**CrAnIuM** · 06-02-2009, 05:45 PM

Lame.

Fake.

Phag.

**NiBBler** · 06-02-2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by CrAnIuM

Lame.

Fake.

Phag.

What you couldn't read it either?

**CrAnIuM** · 06-02-2009, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by NiBBler

What you couldn't read it either?

Yep .. you got me .. I'm as gay as 4 guys fucking 5 guys.

Want me to come over and paint your toenails and we could giggle and so on ?

**NiBBler** · 06-02-2009, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by CrAnIuM

Yep .. you got me .. I'm as gay as 4 guys fucking 5 guys.

Want me to come over and paint your toenails and we could giggle and so on ?

Well of course. A woman's first impulse IS to try to convert the gay guy. It makes for a fun game.

**CrAnIuM** · 06-02-2009, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by NiBBler

Well of course. A woman's first impulse IS to try to convert the gay guy. It makes for a fun game.

Honey, maybe you aint got what it takes .. snap snap.

**NiBBler** · 06-02-2009, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by CrAnIuM

Honey, maybe you aint got what it takes .. snap snap.

LMAO..

I will now forever picture you with one hand on a hip, snapping at me while you are chatting on this forum. No more Mr. Macho for you.

waaaaaa!!