Fucking chavs

[Lanikuhana]

That is all.

[Polar Bear]

What's a chav?

Other than the fact that they're all white, I'm having trouble uncovering what trait these people share.

Are they family members? Is Chav a last name?

I'd like to think that a 'Chav' is a large, human sized fairy-folk who can fold up thier invisible wings and blend in among us. For centuries now they have co-exsisted with us humans only by keeping their true selves secret from the rest of society.

Shown above, a few Chavs have grouped together in a park. What gives them away is that the dude standing directly behind the girl was photographed just as he was about to float into the air on his invisible wings.

[Pinkslit]

- Chavs

- Are greasy scumbags

- Are STUPID and think they're hard

- Always hang out in town because they have nothing better to do

- Are obsessed with tacky, often fake, gold jewellery, aka bling

- Wear too much make-up (because they need it!)

- Own mobile phones they can't afford

- Think they look cool in burberry, Lacoste and other sports brands

- Stink of toxic chemicals such as Lynx

- Are often fat because they live off takeaways

- Are, fortunately, killing themselves off by drinking, smoking and doing drugs,

as well as passing around STDs to one another.

[Amythist]

wiggers...A new form of wiggers it seems...

[Pinkslit]

'Chav' is of Gypsy origin. Chavvi = child, boy or lad. Therefore, a chav means a lad, literally. But in common parlance it means an ignorant, delinquent, uneducated lower class thuggy lad. What the Americans call 'white trash'. Similarly, the word 'yob' ('boy' backwards) was used in the same way until recently. Recently the abbreviation 'Council House And Violent' was put to the term chav, but that is not the true origin , as I've just explained. In Scotland chavs are called 'neds' (going back to the 'Teddy Boys' of the 50s), but recently have had the abbreviation Non-Educated Delinquent put to them. Again not the true origin.

[4nik8]

Bestowing wisdom

Grand master of all things chav and ned?

[Pinkslit]

Grand master of all things chav and ned?

No, I have no more than a passing interest for microbes like Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Yobs, Hood Rats, Goths, Punks, Emos, Rockers, Louts, Grungers, Trailer Trash, Pikeys, Brats, etc etc.

Call them whatever you want, most are cowardly scum who should be denutted to wipe out any further inbreeding.

[KommieKat]

No, I have no more than a passing interest for microbes like Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, ............Emos, Rockers, Louts, Grungers, Trailer Trash, Pikeys, Brats, etc etc..........

I'll add Chiggers and Jiggers to that list.

[Violet]

Pfft. Never heard of them.


I think you guys just make this shit up as you go along.

[Celtic Crusher]

[InterStella]

Eww. That ^^^ looks really freaky.

We have LOADS of chavs. Our most famous is David Beckham. God love him.