I did it.

[funeeman]

I went ahead and scheduled the Vasectomy. No more little funee's being made in the future.

[CrAnIuM]

Thank Satan for that.

The world has enough fish eyed, three toed mongrels anyway.

[Titty]

Those kids aren't yours anyway.

[JackBlack]

I went ahead and scheduled the Vasectomy. No more little funee's being made in the future.

You hen pecked or what?

[Pinkslit]

Allowing your partner to have an abortion when she wanted one would have simplified things. :)

[Celtic Crusher]

It's gonna be funny when she gets pregnant again.

[Titty]

It's gonna be funny when she gets pregnant again.

Speaking of undetermined paternity....

[Celtic Crusher]

Speaking of undetermined paternity....

Becoming paranoid about your woman? There's no need to be paranoid little buddy, I'd imagine she's definitely cheating on you. So stop being paranoid and do something already.

[Titty]

Becoming paranoid about your woman? There's no need to be paranoid little buddy, I'd imagine she's definitely cheating on you. So stop being paranoid and do something already.

Says the guy who can't even put a ring on the finger of the pig who supposedly birthed his children.

But I'm sure her reluctance to commit to you has nothing to do with that.

[Celtic Crusher]

Says the guy who can't even put a ring on the finger of the pig who supposedly birthed his children.

But I'm sure her reluctance to commit to you has nothing to do with that.

Damn, that's pretty backward of you. Did your mammy tell you that was the right thing to do?

Tell me, oh foolish one, exactly what difference would a ring and a piece of paper make?

[Titty]

Damn, that's pretty backward of you. Did your mammy tell you that was the right thing to do?

Tell me, oh foolish one, exactly what difference would a ring and a piece of paper make?

For starters, it would eliminate those children bearing the moniker of bastard their entire lives.


We could also delve into the obvious fact your woman has serious doubts about the validity of your relationship; hence her failure to accept your pathetic pleas for commitment. Face it, kid, she knows you're just a daft little punk whose future looks as bleak as a black kid in a spelling bee.


Don't think for a second that her willingness to open her legs for you puts you in unique company. Pigs like that never stick with a single partner for more than a few weeks. Hell, you probably have to double-park your dick on her ass just get the chance to wish her good morning.

[CrAnIuM]

double-park your dick on her ass just get the chance to wish her good morning.

[4nik8]

This thread just cost me one sip of coffee and 3 minutes of my life cleaning my keyboard.

[CrAnIuM]

This thread just cost me one sip of coffee and 3 minutes of my life cleaning my keyboard.

Its funny when 'old friends' get back together ....:D

[Celtic Crusher]

For starters, it would eliminate those children bearing the moniker of bastard their entire lives.

If a person's view of a child was changed due to the marital status of their parents, then that person's view is in no way important in this day and age.

We could also delve into the obvious fact your woman has serious doubts about the validity of your relationship; hence her failure to accept your pathetic pleas for commitment. Face it, kid, she knows you're just a daft little punk whose future looks as bleak as a black kid in a spelling bee.

Here's a bit of information for ya dumbfuck, you don't know me, you don't know anything about me. So when you make assumptions about my pleas for commitment, they are just that, assumptions. One could also call them lies. And if you need to make up lies to attack me, then you'd be better off running out into the middle of the road and playing with the traffic. Because your flaming "skills" are only considered skills by you and whatever other fucking idiots that find made up flames humorous.

I could just as easily attack you with lies also, but I would find no satisfaction in doing that. I guess I need to take my maturity down a couple of notches to be on the same level as you.

Don't think for a second that her willingness to open her legs for you puts you in unique company. Pigs like that never stick with a single partner for more than a few weeks. Hell, you probably have to double-park your dick on her ass just get the chance to wish her good morning.

You seem to know a lot about the sex life of a pig. Have you had experience with it? Has your pig up and left you for someone else? It wouldn't surprise me after reading your posts. In fact, I'm guessing she hasn't left you. I'd say she goes down the local alley, gets fucked senseless by whatever hot blooded male she comes across to compensate for the lack of proper nookie she gets at home. Then comes home and jumps you and puts the man juice all over you as a punishment for forcing her to put up with such a little pathetic cock sucker such as yourself.

But unbeknownst to her, you don't find this as a punishment, this is the only thing that gets you through your miserable little life. Because without the scent of man juice that your whore arrives home with, you'd be unable to get an erection which would force you out of that closet that you have set up home in ever since that night full of curiosity back in high school.

But hey, that's just my assumption.

[JackBlack]

Seems Celtic Crusher and Titty know each other, will this be a daily ordeal?

[gigman]

This thread just cost me one sip of coffee and 3 minutes of my life cleaning my keyboard.

This is getting to be really funny. I almost lost it all over my PC also.:D

[4nik8]

Seems Celtic Crusher and Titty know each other, will this be a daily ordeal?

I don't know if it'll be daily but I'm fairly certain it will be more of the same.

[gigman]

I don't know if it'll be daily but I'm fairly certain it will be more of the same.

Damn I hope so.

[Celtic Crusher]

Seems Celtic Crusher and Titty know each other, will this be a daily ordeal?

Yes, I have bumped into him before on occasion. I tried to start off on this site with a clean slate and leave our differences behind, but he decided against that. Oh well, more fun for me.

I doubt it will be daily. I won't reply to him unless he is writing to or about me.

[gigman]

Yes, I have bumped into him before on occasion. I tried to start off on this site with a clean slate and leave our differences behind, but he decided against that. Oh well, more fun for me.

I doubt it will be daily. I won't reply to him unless he is writing to or about me.

Wheeeeeeee!!!

[Celtic Crusher]

Wheeeeeeee!!!

X2

[4nik8]

Damn I hope so.

Can't say I disagree.

Watching Cusher e-hemorrhage on-line is always funny.

[Titty]

If a person's view of a child was changed due to the marital status of their parents, then that person's view is in no way important in this day and age.

Spoken like a true white trash parent. You don't get out much among real people, do you?

While it may not be important enough for you to take any responsibility for your actions, they damn sure still have ramifications far beyond your dim, narrow view of the world. Some people call it being a sensible and responsible parent. That's to imply you maintained at least the slightest degree of sensibility about you prior to introducing your little pud into the vast crevice otherwise known as your girlfriend's pussy. I think that might be expecting too much of you, though. You're nothing more than a child yourself.


Perceptions are based upon the evidence placed before you. If I see married couple and their offspring out in public interacting and appearing as normal, I think to myself- hey, nice family. Good for them. Then I'll encounter a pair of unkempt, ill-mannered, unattached individuals with a gaggle of filthy little offspring lagging behind them and think- hey, there's Crusher and his dirty tramp taking the two little bastards out for drinks. Good for them.


Sad to say, but YOU are the main influence upon your offspring. Well you, along with the endless string of men who sneak through your widow at various points throughout the day and night with a five dollar bill and jimmy hat in their hands. But mainly you. Anyway, as I was saying, how YOU choose to structure your life directly and dramatically impacts the lives of those who happen to fall from your girl's womb.

Is any of this sinking in yet?

Here's a bit of information for ya dumbfuck, you don't know me, you don't know anything about me. So when you make assumptions about my pleas for commitment, they are just that, assumptions.

An assumption would be surmising you have a working pair of testes. True, it wouldn't be fair, accurate, or even very likely, but it's still an assumption regardless.

More on this below....or above if you happen to be upside down at this point for one reason or another.

And if you need to make up lies to attack me, then you'd be better off running out into the middle of the road and playing with the traffic.

Isn't that playing in traffic? I guess you would know better than I in this instance.

Because your flaming "skills" are only considered skills by you and whatever other fucking idiots that find made up flames humorous.

Hey. This is the internet. If you're not comfortable wading into the deep end of the pool with the adults, stay within the sheltered confines of the inverted garbage can over in the corner huddled amongst the other neighborhood rejects. Hint- it has the initials EZ on it.

You, along with a small assortment of various idiots, thieves, whores, stoners and mildly retarded adolescents, have somehow glad-handed each other into believing you're relevant, entertaining and capable. Then you venture off elsewhere and prove otherwise.

I could just as easily attack you with lies also, but I would find no satisfaction in doing that. I guess I need to take my maturity down a couple of notches to be on the same level as you.

Son, to match your level of maturity I'd have to revert back to the embryonic stages. And I have to work tomorrow so I just don't have the time to do that right now.


You're certainly in no position to question the maturity of others. You're the one who swore off the internet and hid under a pile of blankets for a week when you heard the Google spider would be coming to Incognito's site.

You seem to know a lot about the sex life of a pig. Have you had experience with it? Has your pig up and left you for someone else? It wouldn't surprise me after reading your posts. In fact, I'm guessing she hasn't left you. I'd say she goes down the local alley, gets fucked senseless by whatever hot blooded male she comes across to compensate for the lack of proper nookie she gets at home. Then comes home and jumps you and puts the man juice all over you as a punishment for forcing her to put up with such a little pathetic cock sucker such as yourself.

But unbeknownst to her, you don't find this as a punishment, this is the only thing that gets you through your miserable little life. Because without the scent of man juice that your whore arrives home with, you'd be unable to get an erection which would force you out of that closet that you have set up home in ever since that night full of curiosity back in high school.

But hey, that's just my assumption.

You're terrible at this. Yet another thing to add to the list.

You see, my assumptions are based on what I've seen from both you and the street walker with whom you cohabitate. You're free to cast dispersions my way when I or my wife begin making posts about the deplorable level and eventual destruction of our personal relationship. You've both revealed more than enough anecdotal and factual evidence to make such a bold statement as to predict your inevitable demise as a couple.


Need I also mention that she's posted nude pictures of herself for others (all 14 of them) to see? There's a name for girls who show their flappies and clam to strangers. It's called whore.

I could also bring up the fact that she flirts with everyone who shows her the least bit of attention. These aren't things generally considered conducive to a successful long-term relationship. Then again, I'm betting she's the first piece of ass you've ever gotten, so you blindly accept anything she does and follow her around like a puppy.

In closing, you suck, your posts suck, your girl sucks (confirmed) and you're gay.

Sincerely,

Titty

[CrAnIuM]

^^ Thanks.

This lets me know that this forum color scheme is AWESOME for reading long ass posts.

Keep em coming !!