I'm here to fuck up the status quo.

[Lethal_Lefty]

That's right, yet another middle class white person...yay.

OK, so I'm new to some of you. Others might know me from another hole in the wall website that has recently become overrun by an influx of idiots.

I'm not going to waste a whole lot of time typing up some witty, clever intro that none of you are going to read anyway.

Instead I'm going to show the amazing contributions I can make to this site by demonstrating my basic math skills:

2 + 2 = 4

I'll assume you're all amazed, and that all of the women now want to bear my children.

Let the obligatory "new guy hate" begin...

[NiBBler]

That's right, yet another middle class white person...yay.

OK, so I'm new to some of you. Others might know me from another hole in the wall website that has recently become overrun by an influx of idiots.

I'm not going to waste a whole lot of time typing up some witty, clever intro that none of you are going to read anyway.

Instead I'm going to show the amazing contributions I can make to this site by demonstrating my basic math skills:

2 + 2 = 4

I'll assume you're all amazed, and that all of the women now want to bear my children.

Let the obligatory "new guy hate" begin...

'bout time.

[SittinGrumpy]

Well I can say I am glad you are no longer lurking lol and I do not wish to bare your children, welcome anyway

[Josie]

yeah, I don't know any of you newbs.... what site are you referring to?

[Negativecool]

Hiya. Bout time you figured out to come here.

yeah, I don't know any of you newbs.... what site are you referring to?

He's a new regular at FY.

He'll do well here.

[Scarlet]

Let the obligatory "new guy hate" begin...

I don't hate you because you are a new guy.
Welcome.






You aren't another moaning American, are you?

[SlimSkeeter]

Fine intro. Basic math skills are a plus. Top o'the mornin to ya!!

[CrAnIuM]

Hiya. Bout time you figured out to come here.

He's a new regular at FY.

He'll do well here.

I doubt it.

He's a little too sensitive.

[Amythist]

Hi and Welcome

[rammstein1861]

Lefty sup dick hole.....Agreed overrun by the retarded. I think there is no hope.

[Lethal_Lefty]

You aren't another moaning American, are you?

Only if that's what it takes to make your granny panties all swampy.

He's a little too sensitive.

Much like your asshole after that 7 man train that was ran on you last night, eh?

Thanks for the vote of confidence big guy.

Thanks for the warm welcome, I'll do my best to disappoint all of you every chance I get.

[Violet]

Welcome!

[Bunnee]

Hallo there :)

Welcome to SC, Lefty.

[joseph]

ha funny man

[Scabman]

I'd write something sufficent gay, but am to tired.
So..

Hi.

[InterStella]

^^^ Gayo.



Anyway, welcome to SC, Lefty.

[Lethal_Lefty]

I'd write something sufficent gay, but am to tired.
So..

Hi.

I pictured you saying Hi in the gayest voice possible, so don't worry, you achieved your goal.

[Scabman]

I pictured you saying Hi in the gayest voice possible, so don't worry, you achieved your goal.

Yay!

I'm lazy-gay!

[Lethal_Lefty]

Yay!

I'm lazy-gay!

[Hardwood]

I farted

[Scarlet]

Lethal mightn't like you farting in his Intro thread, then again, maybe he will.

[Hardwood]

Lethal mightn't like you farting in his Intro thread, then again, maybe he will.

It was fruity and went away fast. I don't think he noticed.

[Lethal_Lefty]

It was fruity and went away fast.

Funny, you have half of those traits... I'll let you guess which one. (HINT: you're still posting in this thread, so it's not going away fast)

[Hardwood]

Funny, you have half of those traits... I'll let you guess which one. (HINT: you're still posting in this thread, so it's not going away fast)

If you have to explain a joke it sux.........
Fuckin no0bs...

[Lethal_Lefty]

If you have to explain a joke it sux.........
Fuckin no0bs...

I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm trying to impress you with my joke telling prowess... Why haven't you fucking killed yourself yet?