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The Change-Up

Director: David Dobkin
Writers: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Stars: Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Wilde

Dave is a married man with two kids and a loving wife , and Mitch is a single man who is at the prime of his sexual life. One fateful night while Mitch and Dave are peeing in a fountain when lightning strikes and they switch bodies.

Review

Sick of your overly cutesy family orientated body-switch movie?! Well this one is definitely for you. Humor from electrocuted vajayjays to Lorno (like a porno) to a happily ever after ending.
I loved this movie! I've seen it three times now. It's chock full of hilarity that made me pee my pants! it's identifiable in it's characters and plot, it's morally offensive in parts which most members here would agree with! Aand very quote-able!

Like these:

Dave: Having children, is, it's like living with little mini drug addicts. You know, they're laughing one minute, and then they're crying the next, and then they're trying to kill themselves in your bathroom for no good reason. They're very mean and selfish and they burn through your money and they break shit.

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Dave: So I can't sleep with my wife, I can't sleep with other women. What the hell is that?
Mitch: Marriage.

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Mitch: Before making any decision in your life, no matter how small, call your wife first. Think of yourself as a brain-damaged mule, lost in a desert, helpless, dumb, and in constant need of direction. Never take the initiative, never strike out on your own, and never deviate from the plan. Why? Because you're a brain-damaged mule and you're lost in the damn desert!


Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHnyW5Fvtvw

The Hunger Games

Director: Gary Ross
Writers: Gary Ross, Suzanne Collins, Billy Ray

Set in a future where the Capitol selects a boy and girl from the twelve districts to fight to the death on live television, Katniss Everdeen volunteers to take her younger sister's place for the latest match.

Review

Not an entirely terrible movie. I had expected it to be a little more gruesome to be honest, seeing as this movie isn't a children's movie at all, perhaps it was me just wanting more brutality from the actors. The lead actress (Katniss) runs in the forest and cries a lot. Rather slow in places and not worth all the hype, however I will give it a rating of 3 stars.

***/*****

Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNxb28j5C1w

Slave

Director: Darryn Welch
Writer: Brett Goldstein

Stars: No-one important

When David's fiance', Georgie is kidnapped on a vacation in Spain, She is forced into brutal sadomasochist submission in a world of bizarre sex and drugs.

Review

Jesus, what a piece of shit this movie is. I wasted 81 minutes of my life. Crappy actors, crappy plot, and really crappy camera work.
The lead actress does little more than grunt and moan throughout the entire movie all the while her mouth is covered in vomit..
The lead actor is better suited to a Calvin Klein underwear shoot than he is acting in this movie. Why? because he doesn't speak in a photo shoot.

Abysmal. Do not watch, unless you want to watch just for the boobs.

Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wjaWp_BF4

Memoirs of a Geisha


Director: Rob Marshall
Writers: Arthur Golden
Screenplay: Robin Swicord



Memoirs of a Geisha revolves around a young girl, named Chiyo, who is sold into the life of a geisha and her struggle as a geisha to find love.



Review

I know this movie has been out for quite sometime, but I hadn't watched it untill yesterday.

I was captivated from the moment the images were brought up on my screen, I couldn't take my eyes off it. I even watched it a second time, late last night, just in case I missed anything important. It was a beautiful heart wrenching, and enchanting story, I recommend that everyone, young or old, watch this movie. If only for the simple entertainment it provides.


This movie has my highest rating yet.

5 out of 5 stars

*****/*****


http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=EUqiU8ya5co

Ender's Game

Written by : Orson Scott Card

It is set in Earth's future where mankind has barely survived two invasions by the "buggers," an insectoid alien race, and the International Fleet is preparing for war. In order to find and train the eventual commander for the anticipated third invasion, the world's most talented children, including the extraordinary Ender Wiggin, are taken into a training center known as the Battle School at a very young age.

Review: I LOVED this book!
From the moment I opened the cover, I couldn't put it down until it was finished.
It had me on the edge of my seat. There were no boring bits that I wanted to skim through, it was fast paced and energetic. The surprise twist near the end really sealed the deal for me, and I am happy I listened to my friend's recommendation.

I am now seeking the sequel: Speaker for the Dead.
This book gets 4 out of 5 stars

****/*****