Capt.
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Yes, its time for another edition of "What pisses Capt. off"

In pretty much every public forum like Facebook where all ages are allowed to post without restriction, the simple minded make themselves known. Usually its a "UR MOM" reply to an insult. But today, I'm going to focus my venom on the idiots who use "1st!".

What good does that do? Congradulations, chump. You are the fastest to type four characters and hit send. Similar accomplishments in the world compare to taking your first poopie. All by yourself. Good job. You bring NOTHING to the table with your post. I vote that from now on, those who use "1st", "2nd", etc...are only referring to their rank as the world's biggest moron.

If you would put down your energy drink and Justin Bieber CD for a minute and think, you would see that your superstar "1st" post disappeared in less than a minute to comments made ABOUT THE SUBJECT!!! For less than ten seconds, you were important to...yourself. Do us all a favor, make a comment about the topic. Being cool on the internet is like driving a Smart Car. While you might think you are doing something cool, the rest of us are pointing & laughing at how you resemble someone trying to make an 80's hairstyle work today.

Like I said above, Hail to the king of metal guitar...old and new. Zakk Wylde. He spent years making Ozzy's tunes sound sick as hell. He started his own band, Black Label Society and made it rock. He can shred, sing and scream. After he audibly assaults you with his guitar, he beats your ass with his fists.

He even lent his crazy skills to a band named "My Darkest Days" for their song Porn Star Dancing. Without his guitar, it would be just another boy band's wet dream song.

Here, enjoy a little sample of his band: (yes, this is loud)

These mental midgets of the driving world are consumed with flashing blue lights on the side of the road. It matters not WHICH side of the road the lights flash from.

They are content with causing another accident for the police to deal with. Is their life that boring, that they need to stare at anything that isn't normal on their drive home? It's like watching a child stare at a TV show, except this child holds the brake pedal while the distance between them and the car in front of them approaches a quarter of a mile.

Stop staring, or I'm installing a brush bar on the front of my car and rearranging your brake lights and trunk.