~ Inside My Head ~

So, my work laptop crashed, it's dead, it's an over sized paper weight now. Which meant I had to be at work super early to do my releases and reports. OH but wait, that sounds too easy right?

So, the alarm goes off and I snooze until 7:30. I jump up and I am out the door in 8 minutes. Fucking record. No coffee, no lunch, no breakfast and no mother fucking pain pills.

I get in traffic, finally get to work at 8:10. Fifty minutes before we start business, this will give me time to get my releases done. I get here and my badge will not work. Security lets me in and lectures me because my badge is bent and that is why it will not work. He tells me to come back in 30 minutes to get a new one, that someone will have to let me in the office, he cant.

I come upstairs and no one is here to let me in, so I go back down to the security desk and he says, your badge isn't broke, your company has it set where no one can come in until 8:30.

Do you know how fucking pissed I would have been had I gotten here at 7 like I was trying to?

So, IT isn't here yet, my boss isn't here yet, I have had nothing to eat, no coffee and I am fucking hurting. OH and I cannot do my reports because the templates are on my fucking laptop... you know the OVER SIZED FUCKING PAPER WEIGHT!!!!!!