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by , 04-18-2012 at 05:15 AM
The Change-Up
Director: David Dobkin
Writers: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Stars: Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Wilde
Dave is a married man with two kids and a loving wife , and Mitch is a single man who is at the prime of his sexual life. One fateful night while Mitch and Dave are peeing in a fountain when lightning strikes and they switch bodies.
Review
Sick of your overly cutesy family orientated body-switch movie?! Well this one is definitely for you. Humor from electrocuted vajayjays to Lorno (like a porno) to a happily ever after ending.
I loved this movie! I've seen it three times now. It's chock full of hilarity that made me pee my pants! it's identifiable in it's characters and plot, it's morally offensive in parts which most members here would agree with! Aand very quote-able!
Like these:
Dave: Having children, is, it's like living with little mini drug addicts. You know, they're laughing one minute, and then they're crying the next, and then they're trying to kill themselves in your bathroom for no good reason. They're very mean and selfish and they burn through your money and they break shit.
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Dave: So I can't sleep with my wife, I can't sleep with other women. What the hell is that?
Mitch: Marriage.
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Mitch: Before making any decision in your life, no matter how small, call your wife first. Think of yourself as a brain-damaged mule, lost in a desert, helpless, dumb, and in constant need of direction. Never take the initiative, never strike out on your own, and never deviate from the plan. Why? Because you're a brain-damaged mule and you're lost in the damn desert!
Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHnyW5Fvtvw