Romance

[gigman]

Do you guys and gals consider yourselves a romantic person?:yociexp77:

[Incognito]

Nope.

[Severina]

lt has been known :42_002:

[Absinthe]

Absolutely...

[CrAnIuM]

When I'm in a romantic mood I wipe my cock on the curtains after I'm done banging my nightly skank.

You know ... sorta marking my territory, chicks dig that shit.

[Blood]

Sadly, i believe i am.

Its a curse, i'm tellin ya.

Also, what a odd topic. :khi2d:

[Incognito]

When I'm in a romantic mood I wipe my cock on the curtains after I'm done banging my nightly skank.

You know ... sorta marking my territory, chicks dig that shit.

Thats fucked up.

[Incognito]

Sadly, i believe i am.

Its a curse, i'm tellin ya.

Also, what a odd topic. :khi2d:

Ok, if you're so romantic... then show us your anus.

[Blood]

Ok, if you're so romantic... then show us your anus.

That is NOT romantic.
You gotta atleast buy me flowers first.

Geeze.

[gigman]

Sadly, i believe i am.

Its a curse, i'm tellin ya.

Also, what a odd topic. :khi2d:
It;s a great conversation piece.

[*Lins*]

Fuck romance.

[gigman]

Fuck romance.
You don't get any do you? Still a virgin?

[*Lins*]

You don't get any do you? Still a virgin?


Virgin.... lol ... no. Gettin any right now? no. Getting wayyyyyyyy too antsy? yes.

[Incognito]

Virgin.... lol ... no. Gettin any right now? no. Getting wayyyyyyyy too antsy? yes.

So thats why you say "fuck romance". At this point, you just want some good ol' animal sex.

[*Lins*]

So thats why you say "fuck romance". At this point, you just want some good ol' animal sex.

basicaly yes. I just got out of a 2.5 year relationship. So that another reason why is say "Fuck romance"

[gigman]

Virgin.... lol ... no. Gettin any right now? no. Getting wayyyyyyyy too antsy? yes.
Lol, I would romance the hell out of a man if I was in your shoes.

[*Lins*]

Lol, I would romance the hell out of a woman if I was in your shoes.

Are you saying if you were me you would fuck a woman? I'm confused. I don't want to fuck a woman.

[4nik8]

Are you saying if you were me you would fuck a woman? I'm confused. I don't want to fuck a woman.
You'll get used to him.

A lobotomized vegetable makes more sense.

[gigman]

Are you saying if you were me you would fuck a woman? I'm confused. I don't want to fuck a woman.
Sorry *Lins* my bad. Meant no harm.

[*Lins*]

Sorry *Lins* my bad. Meant no harm.


no need to say sorry. Just explain wtf u meant. lol

[CrAnIuM]

Just explain wtf u meant. lol


Pffft ... good luck on that.

[Jenn]

I consider myself very romantic.

[gigman]

no need to say sorry. Just explain wtf u meant. lol
Read it again. I had to edit it.

[dunamis]

Are you saying if you were me you would fuck a woman? I'm confused. I don't want to fuck a woman.


Lol, I would romance the hell out of a man if I was in your shoes.
Last edited by gigman; Today at 09:30 PM. Reason: My bad.


Considering the subsequent edit, I'm guessing that he thought you were a man at first.

[gigman]

I consider myself very romantic.
Finally got a straight answer. Thank you!

[Jenn]

Considering the subsequent edit, I'm guessing that he thought you were a man at first.


He's just weird.

[KommieKat]

It;s a great conversation piece.

Are you trying to say that Blood's anus is "a great conversation piece."

Or

She has a great piece of ass? Or both.


As for me, the romance is visible during the first year or two of dating.
I do see myself as being a gentleman at most all times, so I am not sure that means I am being romantic at those times.

Being romantic is a lot of fun and to say the least, the easiest way to get into her panties.:dribble:

[Saucy]

Yeah. When I'm on a bottle of Jack.

[*Lins*]

Considering the subsequent edit, I'm guessing that he thought you were a man at first.

hmmmmm.. not to bright this gig person is I see.....

[Blood]

hmmmmm.. not to bright this gig person is I see.....

:yociexp115:

[gigman]

hmmmmm.. not to bright this gig person is I see.....
Quit acting like a bitch.

[dunamis]

It was just an observation, really. No need to get so irritated.

You took "Lins" to be a masculine name. It was humorous.

Although "to bright" was pretty goddamn funny, too.

[Titty]

A romantic "Bad Ass", eh? Does that mean you buy your wife flowers after you blacken her eye for not getting your beer quick enough?

[Incognito]

A romantic "Bad Ass", eh? Does that mean you buy your wife flowers after you blacken her eye for not getting your beer quick enough?

Oh shit. That was harsh.

[Chriss]

Yes, I think I am. I'm a hopeless romantic, so they say.:yociexp77:

[*Lins*]

Quit acting like a bitch.

simmer down sailor. you'll be alright.

[gigman]

simmer down sailor. you'll be alright.
You and nik are sisters right? Or whatever you are.:10_003:

[*Lins*]

You and nik are sisters right? Or whatever you are.:10_003:

I don't have a sister fool.

[gigman]

A romantic "Bad Ass", eh? Does that mean you buy your wife flowers after you blacken her eye for not getting your beer quick enough?
You have no idea how good I am to my wife. Just ask her.

[Titty]

You have no idea how good I am to my wife. Just ask her.

I just might do that....






once her jaw heals.

[4nik8]

I just might do that....






once her jaw heals.

I hope she gets all the answers right this time.

For HER sake.

[Jenn]

I just might do that....






once her jaw heals.

Hahaha.. I have no clue why I found this so funny, but I did.:13_002:

[Celtic Crusher]

I try my best.

[Scabman]

I'm all about the dirty poems, romantic music and wine with rohypnol.
:laluot_29:

[Amythist]

Yeah. When I'm on a bottle of Jack.
That figures!!!!!

[Amythist]

I think so... The voices in my head tell me so!!!!:khi7h::khi7h:

[gigman]

All the wonderful people out there.

[Violet]

My boyfriend is romantic.

One time he told me he wanted a Violet-shaped cock mitten. (Aww!):khi8g:

[4nik8]

That's just too cute.
:khi2d:

[Shade]

I am. i would say i'd like to think i am, but i usually go overboard.

like one time i wrote titty a poem, and he totally loved it, but he was a one man hooker, and told me he was totally inlove with GDP. to show you how romantic i am, i took an exceprt of the poem:

Tity your ass crack is as wide as niagra falls
Dunamis only wants your balls
GDP is the south, he's general lee
Do only me and maybie you wont get VD.

I totally wrote one for PB to

Peanut butter peanut butter jelly time...

[Josie]

I'm not romantic, but my hubby tends to be. This makes it difficult for him to get the reaction he was looking for. I'm more spontaneous and tease-ish.

[Pinkslit]

Do you guys and gals consider yourselves a romantic person?:yociexp77:

I consider myself romantic...I love receiving love poems.
Here's one an Australian wrote, it's sooo sweet.

As I stick my sweaty arm up the vagina of a cow ...
... I think of your moist, warm lips ... and wish you were here now.

The warm and friendly feeling of a cow turd on the ground ...
... Reminds me of your gentle warmth I feel all year 'round.

The stinking, filthy carcass of a rotting feral pig ...
... Bloated in the sunlight ... like my love for you, grows big.

The twitching, wobbly spleen of a freshly slaughtered sheep ...
... Reminds me of your lovely breasts - oh, it nearly makes me weep.

The fresh ejected vomit of a cattle dog that's crook ...
... Makes me ponder on the tasty pots of stew that you can cook.

As my lovely snow white stallion drops a rancid, roaring fart,
I'm reminded of the music that is played within your heart.

The rattling, untuned motor of my rusty Valiant ute,
Jog my memory of your lovely voice, conversational and cute.

The thudding of a turd in the outhouse dunny tin ...
Makes me think of your soft footsteps, to the bedroom, coming in.

The shrieking of a cockatoo being swallowed by a snake,
Gets me joyful, gets me smiling, It's like the laughter that you make.

When I trip over at the spray-race in the dip and piss and slop ...
... I recall all those loving tears that you frequently drop.

As I hawk a giant boogy up, and spit it in the dust ...
... I cannot help but feel your slippery, luscious lust.

Oh, my darling, I'm your drake, and with a bit of LUCK ...
... I'd love to jump upon you and ...
and ...
and ...
let you be my ...
... female duck!!

[gigman]

Good show Pinky. Good to hear from you again.