Best pub in town

[Sucker]

A couple of month ago a new pub opened in my hometown. This fucking old place was shut down for a couple of years but now it is developing to become something like a cultural fucking place within this relatatively small town.
The place and its equipment is nothing special but the atmosphäre (spelt wrong-fuck it!) is just great.
They offer:
- fucking good food
- good local beers
- 20 makes of international whyskies
- Live bands ( i also play in there every now and then)
- table dance girls
- striptease
- smoking is allowed
- hair cutting in the middle of the place (while having a pint and a cig.)

See........... there is no question where i am going tonite.

[InterStella]

If only I lived closer to ^^^ that pub!

I'd dance on the fucking table.

[stopwatch]

The starting point for a pub to classify as great is definitely the food. And the kitchen must be open later than 9pm - because otherwise that defeats the purpose.

[Fishypancake]

Small citys have the best bars. Although a bar is slightly diffrent from a pub they are basiaclly the same thing. The best ones are always the hardest to find though. My favorite does not even look open anymore, but once you open the door, BAM beautifull neon lined everything, marble bars, and the best local brew selection in town. Their coke tastes like pepsi though.

By the way, whats with the whole hair cutting thing? That seems like it would break a health code violation or two.

[stopwatch]

By the way, whats with the whole hair cutting thing? That seems like it would break a health code violation or two.

Agreed. I don't think anyone wants their martini that dirty.

[Amythist]

Sounds like an interesting place...Have fun with that!

[Sucker]

If only I lived closer to ^^^ that pub!

I'd dance on the fucking table.

Wow........Stella dancing on the table !!!

I herewith invite you to come down and visit this fucking place with me. Take the next plane
and lets have a drink.

[Sucker]

Small citys have the best bars. Although a bar is slightly diffrent from a pub they are basiaclly the same thing. The best ones are always the hardest to find though. My favorite does not even look open anymore, but once you open the door, BAM beautifull neon lined everything, marble bars, and the best local brew selection in town. Their coke tastes like pepsi though.

By the way, whats with the whole hair cutting thing? That seems like it would break a health code violation or two.

Well, the bartender is a professional hairdresser. In fact it does break a health code but noone realy gives a fuck about it.
Anyway, its nice to get your hair done for free while having a pint. That is one thing which makes this fucking place different from other bars. (pubs)

[Fishypancake]

You failed to mention the free part. I can dig it.

[Silly Cunt]

Heil Hitler.