Valentines day

[Mamba]

Well, with the purse-strings being pulled ever-tighter after the debacle that was the month of January (the longest and most excrutiatingly slow month known to man) I have decided against taking my honey out for a V day meal - and have decided to cook a romantic dinner inhouse.... again.

Only thing is, I'm stuck with what to cook. :27:

Firstly: he's allergic to anything shellfish aside from prawns (and we live in a coastal town, most known for its amazing shellfish and fish - no bueno!)

Plus he doesn't like pork and is quite picky about fish.....

So - I guess that leaves chicken or beef.

I want something special - just not sure what.... Anyone? And what are your plans for V day?

*cue the vitriolic: "I don't celebrate V day, its just another day which has been mindlessly ravaged by mass-consumerism etc"*

[CrAnIuM]

cue the vitriolic:

You rang?

Dunno about that day yet, it's waaaaaaaaaaay over there---------------------------> in the future.

[Bunnee]

Why don't you cook his favourite meal? I know that's a bit boring... but at least you know he'll love it!

As for me and my beau... lord knows. Baby is coming soon, we'll have him by next weekend, so I was thinking of... actually I don't know LOL, whatever it is will be super simple if anything at all.

I'm not very helpful am I?

[Absinthe]

Dunno about that day yet, it's waaaaaaaaaaay over there---------------------------> in the future.

you mean like 10 days from today? hhhmmm?

[CrAnIuM]

you mean like 10 days from today? hhhmmm?


I'll let you touch my junk before you leave for work that day. How's that?

[Mamba]

You rang?

Dunno about that day yet, it's waaaaaaaaaaay over there---------------------------> in the future.

Obviously you won't share your plans- as your ladyfriend is on this forum. And I am a planner-in-advance for these kind of things. (Also it's a good thread for SEO)


Why don't you cook his favourite meal? I know that's a bit boring... but at least you know he'll love it!

I guess that's always a possibility!


Baby is coming soon, we'll have him by next weekend Wow, that is soon! Obviously because you went away and came back already heavily pregnant, but it seems that you've been pregnant just for a week or so. Ha.

[Dirty Hippie]

I made a Valentine's Day themed dinner one year, none of the food even went together I was just going for the cheesy factor.

- Pink tacos: Just normal tacos in some pink sundried tomato tortillas

- Penne alfredo with a little bit of red food coloring so the sauce turned pink

- Sliced beets that I used a small heart shaped cookie cutter to make into little hearts

- Cherubed eggs: Just normal deviled eggs with the filling dyed red

[Mamba]

you mean like 10 days from today? hhhmmm?

Exactly. Women know what's up!

[CrAnIuM]

Pink tacos


LoL ... you clown you !

[Mamba]

I made a Valentine's Day themed dinner one year, none of the food even went together I was just going for the cheesy factor.

- Penne alfredo with a little bit of red food coloring so the sauce turned pink

- Sliced beets that I used a small heart shaped cookie cutter to make into little hearts


I like these ones...

I made chilli prawns (starter) and then chilli chicken with creamed mashed potato once. Was gooooood... but spicy.

I think the spice is supposed to be an aphrodisiac...?

[Dirty Hippie]

Well it wouldn't be a very meaningful V-Day without some pink taco munching would it?

[Mamba]

LoL ... you clown you !

Not just romantic - but sexually themed as well. Bonus......

[Bunnee]

I lolled at the pink tacos too!

I love all that cheesy stuff.. ya know why? Because it takes effort, and that's really what matters in the end isn't it? Someone taking to time out to make you feel special. Awww <3

Mamba - hehe.. if ONLY it felt like a week to me.. :P

[Firestorm]

Only thing is, I'm stuck with what to cook

Keep it simple. Finger foods are always a good idea. Breakfast in bed works well too.


plans for V day?

Since my girl and I had a hellacious blow out about her alcoholic mother (third naked drunk in public arrest since New Years), we are definitely going away for V-day. Since we both have classes, I booked a theme room for us at the Anniversary Inn. My girl is really into flowers, so I booked us into the "Country Garden" suite. Limo will pick her up from home, wrapped package on the seat with clues about our night. I like lingerie as much as the next guy, but recently she has been kind of modest (likely because her dad has a new girlfriend visiting), so I got her an ankle length soft silk gown with the matching underthings she loves. Black roses (our first date was on Halloween, so the roses are a reminder and her favorite). Dinner at her favorite place, a little dancing at the garden room downtown after and then off to the suite. Breakfast in bed and a couples massage the morning after. :)

[Dirty Hippie]

Limo will pick her up from home, wrapped package on the seat with clues about our night. I like lingerie as much as the next guy, but recently she has been kind of modest (likely because her dad has a new girlfriend visiting), so I got her an ankle length soft silk gown with the matching underthings she loves. Black roses (our first date was on Halloween, so the roses are a reminder and her favorite). Dinner at her favorite place, a little dancing at the garden room downtown after and then off to the suite. Breakfast in bed and a couples massage the morning after. :)

That sounds like the plot of the middle section of a romantic comedy. You know, like when the gay friend is taking the woman out to try and make her feel better after she catches the jerk boyfriend making out with her sister.

[Mamba]

That sounds like the plot of the middle section of a romantic comedy. You know, like when the gay friend is taking the woman out to try and make her feel better after she catches the jerk boyfriend making out with her sister.

ALLLLLLLL of Firestorm's Vday, birthday and anniversary plans sound like this...

[Firestorm]

That sounds like the plot of the middle section of a romantic comedy. You know, like when the gay friend is taking the woman out to try and make her feel better after she catches the jerk boyfriend making out with her sister.

I never touched the sister, no one saw me, you can't prove anything.

[Gzus]

I made a Valentine's Day themed dinner one year, none of the food even went together I was just going for the cheesy factor.

- Pink tacos: Just normal tacos in some pink sundried tomato tortillas

- Penne alfredo with a little bit of red food coloring so the sauce turned pink

- Sliced beets that I used a small heart shaped cookie cutter to make into little hearts

- Cherubed eggs: Just normal deviled eggs with the filling dyed red
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[Mamba]

Well I decided to go the sexy route, and bought chocolate body paint (this was popular years ago but I never tried it).. and an edible sweety g-string.

Sooooo who cares what's for dinner?!! It's not like I'm gonna eat much if I have to model this tiny scrap of nothing......

[Josie]

My person was being all sweet and got me some flowers and a chocolate thingy.
....I don't like flowers or chocolate.
....and I'm a terrible liar.

=/

But! Yesterday, he took me to Pike Place Market and got me some Strips! I haven't had those in ages! I was so completely overly excited ^_^

woot !

So.. hopefully, if anything does happen on v day besides work, it involves fish of some kind? (har har , yes I hear your brain giggling)

[Mamba]

My person was being all sweet and got me some flowers and a chocolate thingy.
....I don't like flowers or chocolate.
....and I'm a terrible liar.

=/

But! Yesterday, he took me to Pike Place Market and got me some Strips! I haven't had those in ages! I was so completely overly excited ^_^

woot !

So.. hopefully, if anything does happen on v day besides work, it involves fish of some kind? (har har , yes I hear your brain giggling)

Tee hee. Fish for Valentines'..... Yep, several crude jokes I could make here.... but will refrain!

More to the point - person????

[Zeabot]

I still have no idea what I'm going to do for my wife. Fail.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Mamba - hehe.. if ONLY it felt like a week to me.. :P

Tell me about it. I'm only halfway done and it feels like forever.

[KommieKat]

person????

Skeeter, in disguise as her "person".

[CrAnIuM]

Skeeter, in disguise as her "person".

Not likely.

They've had a falling out, it was all the talk of Facebook for awhile !!

[KommieKat]

They've had a falling out, it was all the talk of Facebook for awhile !!

Well hell! Let's start it right back up here! Seems I missed out on all he gossip.

So, Josie. Did you go chasing some Skeeter twinkie and decided you didn't like what you tasted?

[CrAnIuM]

Seems I missed out on all he gossip.

I don't know the details. Mostly I'm full of assumptions. <--- but that is fun !!

[EliisabetF]

Those were so romantic. Valentine's day is usually celebrated by lovers. And when February 14 comes, while everyone were happy and excited, there are these single individuals who are just there on a side or getting their selves busy on that special day. Single people who are unattached are left out of the party every Feb. 14. But a new study indicates a way that lonely singles can at least increase their likelihood of not being alone next Valentine's Day; by buying a home. Home owners, the study indicates, get more dates than renters. But it is not by a massive amount. But Valentines is not just for those who are in love. It's for everyone who loves.

[Jenn]

What did you wind up doing?

We didn't go anywhere.. I'm still recovering from my emergency C-section =\

I did shop online like crazy for all the things I been wanting lately..lol New couch, clothes, more furniture.. toys, and stuff for my kids.. it was a fun "shopping spree" =)

[Zeabot]

What did you wind up doing?
Little-to-nothing. My wife and I are perfectly content with the results. We are going to pseudo celebrate on Saturday, by giving the little one to her aunt and going out for the night. A rarity!

[KommieKat]

<--- but that is fun !!

I heard somewhere that someone visited someone. Do you think, perchance, they did the naughty?

[Capt.]

My company felt it was necessary to have a nationwide meeting over Valentine's Day...which went over like a fart in church with the wife.

I swear, businesses just don't think.

[CrAnIuM]

I heard somewhere that someone visited someone. Do you think, perchance, they did the naughty?

I dunno.

But we can make some stuff up since neither one is here to argue the contrary, I'll go first !!


Skeeter used his every increasing smarmy talk to woo the panties off Josie. Josie was unimpressed with what she saw because skeeter has gained a few dozen pounds lately and it effectively hides the weenier.

Much laughing ensued. Angry words were spoken. No love each other no more.

[Mamba]

Worse than a couple of bitchy girls in high-school ^

[KommieKat]

I dunno.

Aw, I see.

I was under the impression the dyed out layer of pink hair that is now covered in green along with three screaming brats and an ex-military hub whom may have been threatening him was more than enough to throw his chivalrous intentions askew-ed.

[Manis_B]

dump the significant other who only eats chicken fingers. And tell them to grow the fuck up.

20 years from now do you want to have this conversation?

Girl "I've made dinner reservations at Fancy la Blu, and I confirmed with the Chef they have chicken fingers"
guy "Yippe!"
Girl "But, NO CRAYONS, this is a nice resteraunt they have real tablecloths"
guy "AWWWW MO- i mean - HONEY!"

[Mamba]

dump the significant other who only eats chicken fingers. And tell them to grow the fuck up.

20 years from now do you want to have this conversation?

Girl "I've made dinner reservations at Fancy la Blu, and I confirmed with the Chef they have chicken fingers"
guy "Yippe!"
Girl "But, NO CRAYONS, this is a nice resteraunt they have real tablecloths"
guy "AWWWW MO- i mean - HONEY!"

Hahaha! Hey Manis - great to see you again!

[CrAnIuM]

Hahaha! Hey Manis - great to see you again!

He tried selling me penis pills yesterday.

Dirty little fella ...

[Mamba]

He tried selling me penis pills yesterday.

Dirty little fella ...

His email was hacked... or maybe he thinks you need them?

[CrAnIuM]

His email was hacked... or maybe he thinks you need them?

My junk works ... well.


Come find out. I dare you.

[Absinthe]

Come find out. I dare you.

I see...

[CrAnIuM]

I see...


I'd only bang her a little bit. I wouldn't really mean it.


jeeeeez.

[Absinthe]

I'd only bang her a little bit. I wouldn't really mean it.

:yociexp34:...

[CrAnIuM]

...

You can help !!

[Firestorm]

I see...

Uh...Gary....your ass is had brother....I recommend copious amounts of ice for the places she chooses not to tear off whole.