These are a few of my fav0rite things

[Incognito]

- Grabbing someone by the hair on the back of their head and running with it

- shoving a stick into the spokes of someone who is riding a bike really fast

- Kicking a person with my toe directly in the asshole

- when swimming, I enjoy holding someone's head under water until they start squirming like they're about to die... and then its funny watching how wide they open their mouth when they finally get a breath

- I like placing a thumb-tack in a person's seat

- I like rigging a person's cigarette with a small explosive

- I love to catch someone masturbating and then announce it to the entire household.

[CrAnIuM]

Lame

[Incognito]

Lame

Well maybe you won't find the LOG OUT button to be lame.

[CrAnIuM]

Get over it ... sissy.

[Incognito]

Get over it ... sissy.

No. Its something that I will never forget. I'll end up in therapy. I'll never be the same. I may become a serial killer due to it.

[CrAnIuM]

I actually believe that after seeing how you reacted to it.

[Incognito]

I actually believe that after seeing how you reacted to it.

I like being melodramatic sometimes.

[CrAnIuM]

Indeed.

[CrAnIuM]

I like being melodramatic sometimes.

Check this out ...

I get this A LOT when I visit YOUR site ..

http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php?t=263512

[Incognito]

Check this out ...

I get this A LOT when I visit YOUR site ..

http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php?t=263512

The fuck?

Never had that happen on my site.

[CrAnIuM]

The fuck?

Never had that happen on my site.


I get it at least ONCE per visit .. I seem to remember NIK posting about it as well.


next time I see it I'll screen shot it.

[Incognito]

I get it at least ONCE per visit .. I seem to remember NIK posting about it as well.


next time I see it I'll screen shot it.


IE right?

Thats what happens when the page won't load in IE.

I know about the server not connecting at times.

It happens to me at least once per day as well.

I'll be changing hosts pretty soon.

[CrAnIuM]

IE right?

Thats what happens when the page won't load in IE.

I know about the server not connecting at times.

It happens to me at least once per day as well.

I'll be changing hosts pretty soon.


NOPE FF and IE. Just happened 30 seconds ago .. here ya go. Looks like a shout box issue.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=1&pictureid=107

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NOPE FF and IE. Just happened 30 seconds ago .. here ya go. Looks like a shout box issue.

[IMG]

Well that sucks.

[CrAnIuM]

:80:

[Blood]

Back on topic:

I enjoy popping never-ending pimples or blackheads.

I also enjoy leaving generic status messages on my yahoo to make everyone think I'm talking about them.

I enjoy smoking in the bathtub and making bubblehawks and mustaches, i've gotten quite good at it too.

I also enjoy making people believe i am a transsexual.

One thing i don't like though.....Those cardboard tubes that you get biscuits in...you know the ones, that pop at unexpected moments and try to either blow your fingers off or make you piss your pants.

Yes, thats right, I fear biscuit tubes.

Wanna fight about it? :khi7h:

[Josie]

Yes, thats right, I fear biscuit tubes.

Wanna fight about it? :khi7h:

*guffaw* I make the kid open mine. He has become an expert. I peel off the first little part, give it to him and he hops up and down, yanking on it til it pops, then hands it back to me like a good little brat.

*gleams with pride* :yociexp108:

[Josie]

- I like rigging a person's cigarette with a small explosive

Um... aka match head?

[Blood]

*guffaw* I make the kid open mine. He has become an expert. I peel off the first little part, give it to him and he hops up and down, yanking on it til it pops, then hands it back to me like a good little brat.

*gleams with pride* :yociexp108:

Ahh now thats smart!

I just beg my dude to do it for me for like an hour and when he won't (hes a crule fucker) so i just kinda open it a little and throw it on the floor and run like hell and hope for the best.

[4nik8]

Ahh now thats smart!

I just beg my dude to do it for me for like an hour and when he won't (hes a crule fucker) so i just kinda open it a little and throw it on the floor and run like hell and hope for the best.
He's not cruel. He's a smart fucker. He wants to see those 34DD's bouncing as you flee the dangers of a biscuit tube.

[Blood]

He's not cruel. He's a smart fucker. He wants to see those 34DD's bouncing as you flee the dangers of a biscuit tube.

That was a pretty funny mental picture, seeing as i run like a carebear so i don't knock myself out.

[Incognito]

I don't even care.

Fuck you.

[Blood]

I don't even care.

Fuck you.

Aww you don't mean that, your just drunk and confused.

Bless you.

[Incognito]

Aww you don't mean that, your just drunk and confused.

Bless you.

You might be right... but would I be able to type fairly decently if I were drunk and confused? I dunno. Maybe.

[Incognito]

Ok yeah, I'm drunk.

[Incognito]

Yet I can still type.

Strange.

[KommieKat]

Ok yeah, I'm drunk.

Stop being so mean. Especially to babes. Especially to babes with nice boobs.

[dunamis]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

[CrAnIuM]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad


I bet you have that movie on DVD ... pre loaded for daily viewing.

[Blood]

Most homosextical song, ever!

But damnit i love it. :10_003:

[Celtic Crusher]

This is the one I was thinking about. I doubt most of you have heard it before though.

buy me diamonds and rubies, i'm crazy bout bentleys.
gucci dresses and drop top compresses.
wine me and dine me, bring those platinum rings,
those are a few of our favourite things.

what i need is a gentleman, who does the best he can.
there's a hope i have, i want you to understand.
of course i want diamonds, and expensive things,
cos a girl gotta have her favourite things.

Oh that's what you like
Nice type of life
Platinum and ice
Not diamon ite
Well that's alright
You looking right
Ass kinda tight
Come spend the night
Role with the G
Oh we can B
Right you and me
Like fantasy
I'll make it real
So what the deal
Girl tell Randy just how you feel


i would like a man who would, take care of business,
and still have the time to, take me on a shopping spree.
what's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine.
with what we have lets put it together and we can shine.

i know what you want
and i got what you need
i believe you should be rolling with me.
i take you around, out on the town,
and show you the way that a baller gets down.
whenever you're ready,
girl we can go now,
an we can do things you don't even know how.
i know that you know that i'm feeling your style
so tell me what you do just to make you go wild


let me tell you bout D its all about
simplicity, easy to please
but i like expencive things
for me you can buy diamonds and pearls
Just some of the little things
I like in my world

So you like wining and dining and shining
Gliding and riding
Pushing them hot whips
Mummy come get with a real pimp-acap

[Josie]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ns75_SaGmsA/So6zdJUvddI/AAAAAAAACt8/G3rXRuwyyVk/s400/cracklinoats.jpg

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/hot-cup-tea.jpg

http://www.ebi.ac.uk/microarray/biology_intro_files/cell.jpe

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/willow/cat-info3.gif

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/04/81/21/25/0004812125319_215X215.jpg

http://www.gsoto.com/wp-content/uploads/videos/Making_eggs_in_basket.jpg



Mmm... now I'm all hungry.

[SlimSkeeter]

http://www.gsoto.com/wp-content/uploads/videos/Making_eggs_in_basket.jpg


I had been wanting to try that.....

And now I'm hungry, too.

[RapedBySeveral]

http://www.ebi.ac.uk/microarray/biology_intro_files/cell.jpe


An animal cell?


EDIT: Meat? Slow.

[Josie]

An animal cell?


EDIT: Meat? Slow.

Biology/Science.

I love being in class. Love making diagrams of cells, doing little powerpoints on how shit works, etc.

[Josie]

I had been wanting to try that.....

And now I'm hungry, too.

It's really easy and really yummy. It's just like it looks. squish out hole in bread with cup, put in buttered pan, add egg. Fry. Eat.

Mmmm... nummies.

[TopGrey]

It's really easy and really yummy. It's just like it looks. squish out hole in bread with cup, put in buttered pan, add egg. Fry. Eat.

Mmmm... nummies.

Wheat or White, or does it really matter?

MMMMMmm, and maybe some sausage or bacon crumbled into it.....

[Josie]

Wheat or White, or does it really matter?

I think it tastes better when the bread has more flavor - so wheat, multigrain, or some sort of specialty bread for me. But no, it really doesn't matter. Whatever you like =)


MMMMMmm, and maybe some sausage or bacon crumbled into it.....

Oooh, that does sound yummy. I never thought of that. I've shredded cheese into the egg before - that's yummy, but never thought to add the meat.

http://10.163.140.152/swollencranium.comm/forums/images/icons/thumbup.png

[SlimSkeeter]

....That is my new favorite breakfast food....^^^^


yeah..

[RapedBySeveral]

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Fudged this up.

Haha.

I'm funny.

[Mamba]

It's really easy and really yummy. It's just like it looks. squish out hole in bread with cup, put in buttered pan, add egg. Fry. Eat.

Mmmm... nummies.

Wow, I can't believe I've never made that before. The stuff I do with eggs... like french toast etc. Ha. I am going to try it mañana :)

[CrAnIuM]

One of my ALL time favorite things JUST happened TODAY.



My local NAACP thug gang leader had his big ass arrested today.... .NIIIIICE.


The Reverend (they all seem to be) Doctor (lol wut? damn near ALL of them are) William Barber.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1942

[Mamba]

Doctor Thug is a huuuuuuge. At least he can sit on the guys who try to ass rape him.