Explain your username

[Lanikuhana]

Thread title says it all.

Mine's not that creative. It's the name of a street in Mililani, Hawaii.

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Mililani&state=HI&address=[94-600-94-609]+Lanikuhana+Ave&zipcode=96789&country=US&latitude=21.44195&longitude=-158.0255&geocode=STREET

[dunamis]

Mine's a clever play on "dumb anus." Kill actually had it right all along.






...Alright, it's actually the Greek word for possibility. Pretty sadly hopeful, I know.

[Titty]

I like boobies.

[funeeman]

I'm the funniest motherfucker on the planet.

[badutahboy]

Mine was my yahoo chat name like 12 years ago when I was a 18 year old guy trying to get laid on the internet... Being in Utah, there's an overabundance of mormons here, and I wanted something that would let the mormon girls know not to waste their time or mine... It stuck and I use it for most everything now...

[Hardwood]

Need I explain????????

















Actually it refers to the matter between my ears.

[Pinkslit]

Because pink is my favourite colour.

[Jenn]

It's my name.

[Violet]

'Violet' was my alter ego for when I went to parties when I was younger, so if I got fucked up and fell down the stairs or something, people would be knocking 'that drunk chick, Violet' rather than having my name mentioned. It got to the point where so many people called me by it, I'd just as easily look when someone called me Violet as when they called me by my real name.

I plucked that name because I'm a big fan of Wonka and violets are my favorite flowers.

[KommieKat]

Buddha is a very cool dude.

And....it pissed off Blue Shield because I was using a 'holy' name as my handle all the while he was sporting around in his off-line life, most likely, a Christian (holy) name after one of the apostles. What a hypocrite fuck.

[Negativecool]

The creation/explanation:
I was in the library of UW-Eau Claire on a bitter cold February day in Wisconsin. I had just finished some dumbass research paper that sucked the life out of me for a class I have long forgotten the name of. So I was screwing around on the intertubes blowing off steam.

I was actually right in the middle of brainstorming clever screenames for another community as I had just googled FU to blow off steam.
That moment an annoying pseudo-friend showed up and sat next to me and started yacking my fucking ear off about...something about the weather being -0 degrees again. When I had finally had enough of him, the last thing I heard him say was "...would that be cool?"
Having not heard what he said and being tired of his shit, I replied with---"How about I rape and murder your fucking grandmother...(something something I don't quite remember)? Would that be cool?"
To his credit, he was able to keep his composure (even though he was certainly shocked) enough to reply with "...That wouldn't be cool dude...That would be like...negative cool.."

I suppose he was still thinking about the negative zero weather we were having and that's why he used the word negative to describe the level of cool...But anyways, it seemed to stick so I used it.

It works on so many different levels for me. I am not an optimist by far, and I'm a sarcastic dick, so negative seems to fit that way. And I'm obviously the coolest mo-fo since the Fanz.

It just works - carry on.

[Bunnee]

The creation/explanation:
I was in the library of UW-Eau Claire on a bitter cold February day in Wisconsin. I had just finished some dumbass research paper that sucked the life out of me for a class I have long forgotten the name of. So I was screwing around on the intertubes blowing off steam.

I was actually right in the middle of brainstorming clever screenames for another community as I had just googled FU to blow off steam.
That moment an annoying pseudo-friend showed up and sat next to me and started yacking my fucking ear off about...something about the weather being -0 degrees again. When I had finally had enough of him, the last thing I heard him say was "...would that be cool?"
Having not heard what he said and being tired of his shit, I replied with---"How about I rape and murder your fucking grandmother...(something something I don't quite remember)? Would that be cool?"
To his credit, he was able to keep his composure (even though he was certainly shocked) enough to reply with "...That wouldn't be cool dude...That would be like...negative cool.."

I suppose he was still thinking about the negative zero weather we were having and that's why he used the word negative to describe the level of cool...But anyways, it seemed to stick so I used it.

It works on so many different levels for me. I am not an optimist by far, and I'm a sarcastic dick, so negative seems to fit that way. And I'm obviously the coolest mo-fo since the Fanz.

It just works - carry on.


COOL xD

[Scabman]

I just love plucking of other peoples scab.
They say it's a problem, I call it a gift.

[InterStella]

Not playing.

[Scabman]

Not playing.

Because you like the intranets(lol !!1!) and Stella Artois!

I actually tried Stella Artois some time ago since I've heard so much about it, and dude, that just reminded me of American beer. I.e beer for people that don't LIKE beer!
Just like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.

[KommieKat]

COOL xD

Did you HAVE to quote him in his entirety? What the HELL is wrong with you?

[Josie]

Our family cat was Josie from when I was a teenager up until our recent move. I started using her name when I was making an email address for my brother to mail me at that he could remember. He absolutely loved Josie and when he had to move back up to AK, he was very depressed about not seeing her, so I made my email "josiekittie"

When I would talk to people online, it was always shortened to just 'Josie' and it stuck. That and 'Sudi', which no one here calls me. That's more of a real life nick.





Did you HAVE to quote him in his entirety? What the HELL is wrong with you?

Gawwwwd. Stop.

[MoonChild69]

Melenka = Vampire in the Queen of the Damned, only I spell it with an e not an a.

[Fishypancake]

One time I put some magic mushrooms, weed, and tequila into the pancake batter at my drummers house. We were all drinking alreaddy but we just started getting buzzed.

Three hours later we had to carry all our equipment 5 blocks, and across a bridge to the show at backstage because nobody trusted anybody to drive to the show.

I called them fishypancakes because thats what people call me, Fish. They call me fish because I used to drink like one.

[InterStella]

Because you like the intranets(lol !!1!) and Stella Artois!

I actually tried Stella Artois some time ago since I've heard so much about it, and dude, that just reminded me of American beer. I.e beer for people that don't LIKE beer!
Just like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.

See now, 'beer' is different (in terms) across the globe, isn't it?

"Going for a beer" in jolly old blighty doesn't necessarily mean 'ale'. Just... well, alcohol. We likes beer.

I don't do ale. Pblurghh.

Embrace Teh Artois.

[InterStella]

Did you HAVE to quote him in his entirety? What the HELL is wrong with you?


Gawwwwd. Stop.

Yeah. What Catgirl said.

:khi2d:

[Cúchulainn]

Because, well, Society does Suck. I was typing in random offensive phrases into my URL bar one afternoon and adding .com, and FuckYou.Com came up. Being the little shit I was, I made up some stupid username to go with the stupid site. Never thought I'd become a serious member. Thought about changing my handle to something else, but SS is what I'm known as around here, so I think I'll stick with it.

[badutahboy]

Because, well, Society does Suck. I was typing in random offensive phrases into my URL bar one afternoon and adding .com, and FuckYou.Com came up. Being the little shit I was, I made up some stupid username to go with the stupid site. Never thought I'd become a serious member. Thought about changing my handle to something else, but SS is what I'm known as around here, so I think I'll stick with it.

Don't do it... SS is a fucking perfect name for your demeanor.

[Silly Cunt]

I joined whilst enebriated, and fucked up the typing of 'Silly Contitz'.

[Mamba]

I used to be called Blondemamba, because various people said they could see a likeness to Uma Thurman in my pictures... a la Kill Bill. I thought the name rocked. Then after various hair dying incidents, that name wasn't an option anymore.

So, I shortened it to just Mamba.

And then, when the radioactive spider bit me... I became Mambatastic.

[funeeman]

I used to be called Blondemamba, because various people said they could see a likeness to Uma Thurman in my pictures... a la Kill Bill. I thought the name rocked. Then after various hair dying incidents, that name wasn't an option anymore.

So, I shortened it to just Mamba.

And then, when the radioactive spider bit me... I became Mambatastic.

So does that mean you shoot webs out of your vagina?


BTW . . .I'm batman.

[Blood]

So does that mean you shoot webs out of your vagina?


BTW . . .I'm batman.

Niggah please. THIS is Batman. :khi7h:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/Bloodseductress/batman.jpg

[Mamba]

So does that mean you shoot webs out of your vagina?

Right, so you better not get too close or I'll wrap you up and give you to my young.


BTW . . .I'm batman.

The dog above looks like it could kick your ass for the title. ^

[mcsmc]

How about I tell you what my screenname is not.

Mcsmc is NOT related to the Marine Corps. Nothing against them or their parents or anything.

Mcsmc is NOT around much anymore, sadly. Too much of a work load and not enough of a decent internet connection.

Mcsmc is NOT msmcms. Get Mavis Beacon, for shit's sake (and use it until your fingers stop reverting to primal instincts).

Mcsmc is NOT McSmc. There's no "mick" in it. The affectionate nickname "mcsmack" a dear member gave me is an exception to this.

Mcsmc is NOT very happy this week.

[Hardwood]

How about I tell you what my screenname is not.

Mcsmc is NOT related to the Marine Corps. Nothing against them or their parents or anything.

Mcsmc is NOT around much anymore, sadly. Too much of a work load and not enough of a decent internet connection.

Mcsmc is NOT msmcms. Get Mavis Beacon, for shit's sake (and use it until your fingers stop reverting to primal instincts).

Mcsmc is NOT McSmc. There's no "mick" in it. The affectionate nickname "mcsmack" a dear member gave me is an exception to this.

Mcsmc is NOT very happy this week.

You seem to be an intelligent person.
I just can't seem to give a fuck about how you feel, sorry.
Have a nice day.

[Bunnee]

How about I tell you what my screenname is not.

Mcsmc is NOT related to the Marine Corps. Nothing against them or their parents or anything.

Mcsmc is NOT around much anymore, sadly. Too much of a work load and not enough of a decent internet connection.

Mcsmc is NOT msmcms. Get Mavis Beacon, for shit's sake (and use it until your fingers stop reverting to primal instincts).

Mcsmc is NOT McSmc. There's no "mick" in it. The affectionate nickname "mcsmack" a dear member gave me is an exception to this.

Mcsmc is NOT very happy this week.




MCSMC needs a cuddle

[Mamba]

How about I tell you what my screenname is not.

Mcsmc is NOT related to the Marine Corps. Nothing against them or their parents or anything.

Mcsmc is NOT around much anymore, sadly. Too much of a work load and not enough of a decent internet connection.

Mcsmc is NOT msmcms. Get Mavis Beacon, for shit's sake (and use it until your fingers stop reverting to primal instincts).

Mcsmc is NOT McSmc. There's no "mick" in it. The affectionate nickname "mcsmack" a dear member gave me is an exception to this.

Mcsmc is NOT very happy this week.

You get an F for following directions. :khi2d:

[Fishypancake]

MCSMC needs a cuddle

MCSMC needs an epidural.

[Fishypancake]

How about I tell you what my screenname is not.

Mcsmc is NOT McSmc. There's no "mick" in it. The affectionate nickname "mcsmack" a dear member gave me is an exception to this.

Mcsmc is NOT very happy this week.

Do you want a mick in you?

I could take care of that.

That might cheer you up.