This thread is bullshit, don't waste your time.

[Polar Bear]

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaraunt? It's all because some hacker stole my identity. Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.

I should have gone to Freecreditreport.com. I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts. So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

[Hardwood]

I have a toy firetruck.

[badutahboy]

My balls stink.

[InterStella]

I have to wear a pvc nurse uniform for work. It's too short, and gets a bit sticky in the summer months. But then, I work from home, and only Teh Fella gets to watch.

But hey, if it gets me a payrise.... what the fuck ever.














I feel slightly abused. It's nice.

[Amythist]

I get to have a tape measure and use power tools. This pleases me.

[Violet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4

[InterStella]

^^^ Wtf? Tell me that's not troof.

[Scabman]

LOI
Laughing On the Inside.

http://nomorelol.com/

[Violet]

^^^ Wtf? Tell me that's not troof.I could, but that would make me a damn liar.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiqVygN-w0

[dunamis]

http://instantrimshot.com

[Polar Bear]

http://instantrimshot.com

I have need of that.

Thank you.

[Blood]

I have need of that.

Thank you.

As do i.

Now i just gotta find a laugh track and I'll be set for life.

[InterStella]

I could, but that would make me a damn liar.


I just lolled until I cried. Thank you so much!

[InterStella]

http://instantrimshot.com

Q: How effin cool is that?

A: Very.

[Polar Bear]

YouTube - Japanese spiderman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGxde2a2_iQ&feature=related)

[Blood]

Yeah yeah yeaaahhhh wow!!....Spiderman!

I totally watched that show at my dudes family's house. It was on a old vhs tape and everything! hehe
Damn crazy asians.

[Violet]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_osrVjnPbdEM/SHNSPwKcDkI/AAAAAAAACZI/aRnsep0l900/s400/Over_and_under+1.gif

http://bp1.blogger.com/_osrVjnPbdEM/SHNSQOi8fsI/AAAAAAAACZQ/BCv-C0_jAdo/s400/Over_and_under+2.gif

http://bp1.blogger.com/_osrVjnPbdEM/SHNSQdhTIMI/AAAAAAAACZY/YIkKNgfm39g/s400/Over_and_under+3.gif

http://bp0.blogger.com/_osrVjnPbdEM/SHNSQlv5S3I/AAAAAAAACZg/o8-xtFAGf08/s400/Over_and_under+4.gif

http://bp0.blogger.com/_osrVjnPbdEM/SHNSQod1maI/AAAAAAAACZo/6g_iysZC71Y/s400/Over_and_under+5.gif

[Hardwood]

^^^ I agree with that.
More people need to be educated in the correct way of replacing bog rolls...
if the fat ugly buggers ever get to change them, grhhh!!! :yociexp34:

I have my own bathroom at home and work. Never a problem.:10_003:

[Hardwood]

Do you clean them?
I have never known a guy to actually clean the bowl himself. :yociexp37:

Yes I do, Work once a week, Home twice a week. I bring the rugs from work home on Friday and wash them over the weekend.

[Saucy]

YouTube - punk mother fuckers at fuckyou.com (http://youtube.com/watch?v=M6C_-0LooIQ)

[Hardwood]

I hate religion, it is just inspiration for morons and fuel for idiots.

[Hardwood]

I remember that crazy bastard.
The walking turd banned me from his damn site for back chatting him. :yociexpress09:

I think I was banned there too. Can't remember why though.

[Blood]

YouTube - Captain America Fuck Yeah! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U)

^^^ this reminds me of Prick.
You know you could totally picture him in a Capitan America outfit too.

[Hardwood]

I didn't mean Fuckyou.com...they loved me there.
I meant I got banned from that retard's site that threatened Kill.
I just checked I am not banned there, never bothered to do so there, just left.

[Negativecool]

YouTube - Shit Pickle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBj3y-5RUh8&feature=rec-fresh)

[Negativecool]

YouTube - Want To Watch A Movie? Yahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uor-ugwdXTw&feature=related)

[Negativecool]

So our unit today in anatomy is the pelvic region in its entirety, including the reproductive system...

I swear to god I was the only one in that class of nerds that had a raging hard on learning about all the fun muscles involved in fucking, staring at models of the vagina and anus cut down the sagittal plane and wondering "how the hell does it all FIT in there?"

Don't judge me---you can't tell me that you wouldn't start naughty thoughts dirty staring at this all day...
http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/female-reproductive-anatomy-1.jpg
http://www.vulvodynia.com/Image2.gif

[Blood]

Did they have a plastic penis model?
If so i might understand where you were coming from.

Otherwise i think your on your own. =)