Whatever.

[CrAnIuM]

Whatever.

[Absinthe]

Whatever.

Yup... that...

[CrAnIuM]

Yup... that...

Oh, you're up.

I see.

[Absinthe]

Oh, you're up.

I see.

Well... I had to listen to you complaining and moaning for hours, that makes sleeping pretty much impossible...

[CrAnIuM]

Well... I had to listen to you complaining and moaning for hours, that makes sleeping pretty much impossible...

You're my only friend.

I was lonely.


:01:

[Firestorm]

complaining and moaning for hours

I keep telling you to use handcuffs, rope chafes and makes him whine. Geez

[Absinthe]

You're my only friend.

I was lonely.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2899&d=1326038326

[Negativecool]

Is everyone here friends on facebook? Is that why this place has slowed down? I refuse to friend anyone. Even in real life. I hate friends...always wanting to be your buddy 'n' shit. It's gay.

[CrAnIuM]

Is everyone here friends on facebook? Is that why this place has slowed down? I refuse to friend anyone.


Many folks are.

I no longer use FB for conversation.

( Some members here use their FB to LITERALLY keep 'us' updated on every hour of their life. )

[Josie]

LITERALLY keep 'us' updated on every hour

Do not.

[Boner]

( Some members here use their FB to LITERALLY keep 'us' updated on every hour of their life. )
2901

[Bunnee]

( Some members here use their FB to LITERALLY keep 'us' updated on every hour of their life. )

Whatever.

[Josie]

at work, this site is blocked. can haz no swollens :(

[Absinthe]

at work, this site is blocked. can haz no swollens :(

Yup. Same for me. Because of the Erotic etc. forum. No porn at work...

[Josie]

Yup. Same for me. Because of the Erotic etc. forum. No porn at work...

Pretty much, we can access google and our main 'answers' page. Anything else and it just ain't happenin. Kind of a bummer when it's slow.

[CrAnIuM]

To anyone with a smart phone and access to TAPATALK the forum being restricted by cooperate servers is irrelevant.

I access this forum and do almost 90% of forum business via tapatalk.


But ehh, as I said before.... whatever.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Many folks are.

I no longer use FB for conversation.

( Some members here use their FB to LITERALLY keep 'us' updated on every hour of their life. )

Yeeee muffins.

[Josie]

TAPATALK the forum bein

1) $
2) when I had it on my last phone, it continuously force closed often
3) randomly fucks off on a post
4) not as much forum access

Poopoo fluffy faces.

..maybe again. in the future. when I don't literally feel that three bucks could go somewhere more productive.

[CrAnIuM]

hen I don't literally feel that three bucks could go somewhere more productive.



Whatever ...

[Josie]

Whatever ...

You so poopy faced your avatar man turned black.

[Mamba]

You so poopy faced your avatar man turned black.

I think that's been like that a while, if I'm not mistaken.

THINK Josie- how can we save the forum?

[Boner]

how can we save the forum?
There certainly seem to be people interested in lurking at least....

http://swollencranium.com/forums/images/misc/users_online.pngCurrently Active UsersThere are currently 118 users online (http://swollencranium.com/forums/online.php). 2 members and 116 guests
Most users ever online was 558, 07-28-2010 at 02:32 PM.

Boner (http://swollencranium.com/forums/member.php/276-Boner)*,
CrAnIuM (http://swollencranium.com/forums/member.php/1-CrAnIuM)

[CrAnIuM]

people interested

The forum gets ~400 unique visits daily. (on average)

While not a monumental number , one would think that someone, somewhere out of those ~400 would stop a while.

[Boner]

~400
FY douchebags?

[CrAnIuM]

FY douchebags?

No no ...


When I say 'unique' I mean visits by individual IP address that have not been recorded prior. The forum gets ~10000 visits per day on average and of them ~400 are newly recorded.

[Josie]

THINK

Nope, nope. No nakey pics :P

[Mamba]

No no ...


When I say 'unique' I mean visits by individual IP address that have not been recorded prior. The forum gets ~10000 visits per day on average and of them ~400 are newly recorded.

So it's getting visitors, so visitors is not the problem. It's getting people to STAY!

Hmmmmm...

[Mamba]

Nope, nope. No nakey pics :P

Aw come on. We are in dire straits here!!

[Bunnee]

Well... I'm trying to post often. Dunno if it's helping.. but at least I'm making an effort.

[CrAnIuM]

Well... I'm trying to post often. Dunno if it's helping.. but at least I'm making an effort.

Of course it matters and please continue.

But truthfully like any ecosystem this small group we have here will not be enough to sustain the society.

[Bunnee]

I've asked all my friends to join, but theyre all like.. eh! :(

[CrAnIuM]

I've asked all my friends to join, but theyre all like.. eh!

A member here (No I will not Identify the person) has suggested that this forum is anti-gay and openly racist and that is why none of this certain member's friends will join.

This was told to me about a month ago.


I dunno what to do about it frankly ...

[Bunnee]

Wow... that's a bit harsh! if it makes the minorities feel any better, I'm totally accepting!

[Dirty Hippie]

A member here (No I will not Identify the person) has suggested that this forum is anti-gay and openly racist

Well there certainly are a few people who fit that description pretty accurately, although I don't get that impression from the majority of the people here. It may just be enough to ruin the whole experience for some people however.

And no, it wasn't me. Besides, I don't have any friends.

[Titty]

A member here (No I will not Identify the person) has suggested that this forum is anti-gay and openly racist and that is why none of this certain member's friends will join.

Fuck those limp-wristed yard apes. We're better off without them.

[Mamba]

A member here (No I will not Identify the person) has suggested that this forum is anti-gay and openly racist and that is why none of this certain member's friends will join.

This was told to me about a month ago.


I dunno what to do about it frankly ...

WTF? I am so far from anti-gay or racist. Who the hell said that?!

[CrAnIuM]

Who the hell said that?!

To be accurate; the person did not say it as believed fact, only that this person has friends that feel that the forum is racist.

[Negativecool]

To be accurate; the person did not say it as believed fact, only that this person has friends that feel that the forum is racist.
To those with boundaries I'm sure it would appear that way.

Personally, I have no boundaries about what I'll say or what I'll joke about. It's a shame that, as Titty put it, those "limp-wristed yard apes" don't understand how liberating it is not to give a fuck.

Racism allowed my father-in-law and I to tolerate each other. As we watched college basketball I expressed my disbelief of how large all the nostrils were of the black players. My father-in-law said, "Suck a lot of wind when you're pickin' cotton." We laughed, which does not happen often.

[CrAnIuM]

^^

Ahh ... family values.

[KommieKat]

My father-in-law said,

Dude, your woman be black?

[KommieKat]

feel that the forum is racist.

That's because it is. Racist comments have bounced around the forum like a rubber ball in a hand-ball court. Seriously, you really wonder why there are no non-white members (besides that one black guy, Jive, who checks in once in a blue moon)?

How much shit have I taken because my wife is Chinese or that I live in Asia? Fuck man, it sucks.

Let's not even get into the gay comments. Do yourself a favor, do a search on Gay or Black or "Kneeger" (See! I don't even want to spell it correctly) and see what you get. Tons of shit. You've had your healthy contribution to that crap and don't deny it.

You think Incogs place is any different? Hell no. Occasionally you'd get the "proud-dyke" at FY or Incogs, but hell, we know they are just part of the dysfunctional family crap.

I'm just surprised no one has spoken the "Nazi" word towards your girlfriend. You know damn well if she were at FY, she'd had to put up with that shit as well.

In my opinion, there is only one person here, SurgicalStrike, capable of that crap but that's because he's got a running vibrator stuck so far up his ass, he can't control what he says.

[Zeabot]

It's getting people to STAY!
We can kidnap people. That works on the internet, right?




this forum is anti-gay and openly racist
I don't believe that is an accurate statement. While there are spouts of racism and anti-gay posts, it is pretty shitty to lump the forum as racist and anti-gay as a whole. It's a community of people openly posting about (basically) whatever they want. The very existence of the "free-fire" section should spell that out. If everyone who posted here tried to be politically correct, I would probably leave.

[CrAnIuM]

That's because it is.


I don't believe that is an accurate statement.



I agree with Z, but I also see why and how a person that is in a position to be 'sensitive' to those negative elements would seem to see an over abundance of them here.

Its all about proportion, when we get a lager member base the prevailing sentiments will most likely be diluted to a less than lethal level.

I personally have very vitriolic opinions about breeders and the whole lame 'family' concept and have taken pains to avoid ranting these last months in an effort to make it not seem as if the forum is founded/based on that topic.

[Dirty Hippie]

when we get a lager member base

Beer solves everything.

[CrAnIuM]

Beer solves everything.

Yeah. My "Arrr" seems to be missing.


Damn Ninjas.

[Mamba]

We can kidnap people. That works on the internet, right?

YES! I like it. Perhaps even ask for a hefty ransom?


I personally have very vitriolic opinions about breeders and the whole lame 'family' concept and have taken pains to avoid ranting these last months in an effort to make it not seem as if the forum is founded/based on that topic.

This is good. I have vitriolic opinions about...... um.... lots of things.

[Titty]

I personally have very vitriolic opinions about breeders and the whole lame 'family' concept

Maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet.

[CrAnIuM]

Maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet.

Along those lines; I much more prefer adopting a used kid rather than breeding a new one.

[Titty]

I much more prefer adopting a used kid rather than breeding a new one.

That takes all the fun out of it, though.