Want to live past the 90yr mark?

[InterStella]

Easy. Don't drink, don't smoke, and stay out of direct sunlight.















Well, it worked for Nelson Mandela.

:yociexp102:

[Hardwood]

Easy. Don't drink, don't smoke, and stay out of direct sunlight.















Well, it worked for Nelson Mandela.

:yociexp102:

You call that living?

[InterStella]

You call that living?

Irony (or sarcasm, whichever way you want to see it) isn't wasted on you, is it?

Nope.


:yociexp37:

[Amythist]

Well I am fucked! I love the outdoors! I enjoy a beer here and there. I am also a smoker! Oh well shit happens right!

[Violet]

I'll be lucky to make it past 40.

[Negativecool]

I'll be lucky to make it past 40.


....


Well that sucks.

[Violet]

....


Well that sucks.
Ah, but I'm happy, tan.. and occasionally drunk.


Yup. I'm not complaining.

:khi8l:

[Hardwood]

I'll be lucky to make it past 40.

I'm 52 and should probably be dead already. My luck is holding out so far.

[Hardwood]

Irony (or sarcasm, whichever way you want to see it) isn't wasted on you, is it?

Nope.


:yociexp37:

WOW, how rude and confrontational. You are assuming I didn't "get it" when I was just making lite of your thread and actually felt kind of bad that nobody else replied.
I will not make that mistake again, my bad.

[Negativecool]

Ah, but I'm happy, tan.. and occasionally drunk.
:khi8l:

As long as you're happy and tan, fuck everything else.

People who are unhappy and pale can get fucked.

...god damn emos.

[Titty]

I'm 52 and should probably be dead already.

Yup. I'd say you've overstayed your welcome by at least 45 years.

[Hardwood]

Yup. I'd say you've overstayed your welcome by at least 45 years.

I can feel the love.:yociexp77:

[Titty]

I can feel the love.

Yeah, but too bad you're too old for it to actually work.

[Hardwood]

Yeah, but too bad you're too old for it to actually work.

You are not my type anyway, sorry to disappoint.:yociexpress09:

[InterStella]

WOW, how rude and confrontational. You are assuming I didn't "get it" when I was just making lite of your thread and actually felt kind of bad that nobody else replied.
I will not make that mistake again, my bad.

I can only assume you missed the sarcasm in my reply to you. You're not very bright, are ya?

And why on earth would you feel 'kind of bad' that nobody else replied? After all, I only started the thread 5 minutes before you posted in it.

[Blood]

As long as you're happy and tan, fuck everything else.

People who are unhappy and pale can get fucked.

...god damn emos.

Boo!

I can't help how pale i am, the sunlight kills me.

I am happy and drunk though..mostly.

[Firestorm]

Bullshit.

My case in point? George Burns.

Drank a fifth of scotch a day, smoked cuban cigars like they were never going to be made again, chased women all over the world, never ate right, etc.

Lived 100 years.

RIP George Burns 1/20/1896 - 3/9/1996

[KommieKat]

You are not my type anyway, sorry to disappoint.:yociexpress09:

That's really lame shit there.

[Hardwood]

That's really lame shit there.

And your post was just awesome. Thanks.

[KommieKat]

And your post was just awesome. Thanks.

Just wanted to show how you're a standard little bitch.
Enjoy!

[Negativecool]

Boo!

I can't help how pale i am, the sunlight kills me.

I am happy and drunk though..mostly.

You don't have to get fucked hun. You're not emo.








...right?

[Hardwood]

Just wanted to show how you're a standard little bitch.
Enjoy!

Amazing

[Blood]

You don't have to get fucked hun. You're not emo.
...right?

Nah, i'm just funny.

[KommieKat]

Amazing

About as amazing as your response to his (titty) insulting you , coward.

[MoonChild69]

I don't want to live to be over 90.
What a wrinkly old bag I'd be. :yociexpress09:

She looks like my dead Nana.

[Violet]

She looks like my dead Nana.Your dead Nana was kinda spooky looking.

[Hardwood]

About as amazing as your response to his (titty) insulting you , coward.

Ummmmmm, I basically called him a fag and you call me a coward.
You are an idiot. Go away.

[Mamba]

Grrrrrrross^^

And I quit smoking! Whoo.

I am still occasionally drunk, though. And I love getting a tan.

[stopwatch]

Do you all really want to live to 90?

I don't.

[Fishypancake]

Marlboro Menthols
"Being old sucks"

[Negativecool]

Do you all really want to live to 90?

I don't.

So, if it ends up being you're perfectly healthy at 11:59pm just before your 90th birthday, you are going to take your own life?





Like a cowardly Jap?

[Amythist]

We die when we die...not much ya can do about it...so fuck it!

[CrAnIuM]

Do you all really want to live to 90?

I don't.


Personally I hope to live long enough to see the planet engulfed in a blazing Nuclear inferno , or enslaved by hordes of Aliens with anal probes that resemble hedge trimmers.

Either way is fine by me.

[Negativecool]

Personally I hope to live long enough to see... enslaved by hordes of Aliens with anal probes that resemble hedge trimmers.
That ugh...that one...:khi3f:?

That's got me scratching my head a little bit on WHY you would want to live to see such a thing?

[stopwatch]

So, if it ends up being you're perfectly healthy at 11:59pm just before your 90th birthday, you are going to take your own life?


Of course not. But we'll see how the battle between scientific advances and ecological degradation turns out.

[Negativecool]

...ecological degradation turns out.
I'll assume you didn't just misuse a scientific term to try to sound intelligent and are referring to the environment?

I don't think we really have to worry about the environment collapsing and destroying humanity in our lifetime.

[stopwatch]

I'll assume you didn't just misuse a scientific term to try to sound intelligent and are referring to the environment?

I don't think we really have to worry about the environment collapsing and destroying humanity in our lifetime.

I think you'll find there's nothing wrong with my terminology, and let's hope so.

[InterStella]

Do you all really want to live to 90? I don't.

Really? Why would anybody decide something like that? We all want longevity, provided we have our wits about us too.


I'll assume you didn't just misuse a scientific term to try to sound intelligent and are referring to the environment? I don't think we really have to worry about the environment collapsing and destroying humanity in our lifetime.


I think you'll find there's nothing wrong with my terminology, and let's hope so.

This makes no sense what-so-ever. How do you really believe it would be possible for the collapse of the environment, as we know it, to occur in our lifetime? Let's face it, even if everybody stopped recycling, filled the landfill sites with their rubbish, burnt other waste (causing pollution) and started flushing used condoms down the toilet all willy-nilly, the crisis it would create would NOT affect the present generation. Well, besides us living in shit.

[stopwatch]

Really? Why would anybody decide something like that? We all want longevity, provided we have our wits about us too.

What I meant by my original statements was that I don't think the odds are particularly in my favor to be fully functional mentally and physically by 90. And I don't really want to have to live very long in pain or confusion. There is also the aloneness factor - no friends, distant or non-existant family. Life wouldn't be worthwhile for me.


This makes no sense what-so-ever. How do you really believe it would be possible for the collapse of the environment, as we know it, to occur in our lifetime? Let's face it, even if everybody stopped recycling, filled the landfill sites with their rubbish, burnt other waste (causing pollution) and started flushing used condoms down the toilet all willy-nilly, the crisis it would create would NOT affect the present generation. Well, besides us living in shit.

I'm not a expert by any means, but our quality of life is definitely depreciating with the environment. Our water is full of lead, our air is poisonous, and who knows where the energy crisis will lead us. I'm not saying doomsday is 50 years away, but the environment's downward direction will effect our longevity (meaning I believe medical advancement is not moving forward as quickly as we are killing ourselves).

[Hardwood]

I'm over 50 and survived a stroke. I am on borrowed time.
Life still sucks though.

[InterStella]

What I meant by my original statements was that I don't think the odds are particularly in my favor to be fully functional mentally and physically by 90. And I don't really want to have to live very long in pain or confusion. There is also the aloneness factor - no friends, distant or non-existant family. Life wouldn't be worthwhile for me.

I'm not a expert by any means, but our quality of life is definitely depreciating with the environment. Our water is full of lead, our air is poisonous, and who knows where the energy crisis will lead us. I'm not saying doomsday is 50 years away, but the environment's downward direction will effect our longevity (meaning I believe medical advancement is not moving forward as quickly as we are killing ourselves).


Ha! Your first parargraph made me giggle, because only today I was discussing age with my sister (she's 10 years younger than me) and I was saying that, being 39 means I'm half way (give-or-take a few) through my life. I expressed a wish to her...

"If I live to be 90, I hope I'm senile. In fact, I think I will fake it from the age of 70 so no-one notices"

She lolled.


Just sharing.

[InterStella]

I'm over 50 and survived a stroke. I am on borrowed time.
Life still sucks though.

If you take care of yourself there is no reason you shouldn't live for, ooooh, months.


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