6th foot found.. your theories?

[Bunnee]

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gwpc_LGEQvTbEkIxMOReKY8CyA9gD91CSDPO0

^Click for the full article

Basically the article states that a 6th human foot has been found washed up on a Canadian beach. It is the second in a week, and the 6th in a year.

The police are baffled as to where the feet are coming from.

The foot was found complete with the running shoe attached.

It has been suggested that the foot could either be from a lost fisherman or a plane crash victim.


But I think otherwise.

MY THEORY

I think its obviously the work of a madman, who delights in hacking off other peoples feet. He is likely to be a loan shark named Footless Freddy. He working with the French-Canadian mob as a "payment collector".

[KommieKat]

It's a psycho.

All the feet had sneaker (running shoes) on.
These runners are doing jogs in the forest trails.

Mr. Psycho has booby traps set up. He cuts their feet off, then hauls the rest of them in the back of his Ford Pinto to do Who-Knows-What.

[Stickman]

I didn't read the article but i'm going with serial killer. Who knows could turn into a good book or movie. Tradgic for victims families of course. But I love a good crime movie.

[Silly Cunt]

^Scranial, the epitome of intellect, with a Shade like spelling error.

NB: I did it.

[Stickman]

^Scranial, the epitome of intellect, with a Shade like spelling error.

NB: I did it.

You are right my friend. Tragic is a much better word. At least i'm not saying 'congradulations'. I blame it being midnight when I posted.

[Negativecool]

Quoting from the articles:

\"She declined to speculate if foul play was involved.\"
Off topic for a second, I just think the term 'foul play' is hilarious.
1. Because the term 'foul' is an too ancient of a descriptive word to be taken seriously in modern dialect, unless you really want to get into Hamlet's 'murder most foul.'
2. Because of the word 'play.' C'mon, how is the word 'play' used these days? It would be nice to get some play this weekend that's for god damn sure.
The only context I see 'foul play' being correctly used is in the instance of banging a dirty, nasty, stanky booty ho.

\"In the first four cases, we did not find any evidence the feet were severed,\" she said. \"It's too early to say if this foot was severed.\"
Is this whore fucking serious? The word 'sever' doesn't necessarily have to refer to being cut off. It can also refer to general terms, ie to separate or divide into parts.
Hence, if one sees a foot sans the body it was once attached to, one can easily deduce without too much brain power, that the foot has been severed.

\"The object will ultimately be examined by a forensic pathologist in attempts to determine the source of the foot and if it is related to other feet recently found,\" Tresoor said in a statement.\"
How the fuck is this going to solve why these feet are washing up on shore? A forensic scientist is going to waste resources matching severed feet..because?
"Ya know that severed right foot in the red running shoe we found last week? Yea, well I've run extensive tests and concluded that the newest find from this week, the left foot in the same red running shoe, belongs to the same body"....Astonishing!

\"She did suggest that the latest find could be from the body of a missing fishermen or a plane crash victim, but she didn't provide any specifics.\"
Oddly they didn't mention if there even were any god damn plane crashes in the area to warrant a suspicion of plane crash victims. Also, in what manner does a plane crash in which the only thing washing up ashore are....FEET?!
God! What kind of fucking monkeys do they have investigating crime in Canada?

UPDATE: Rrr! The sixth foot be a hoax.
Another link to the story from CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/19/canada.feet/

\"A \"skeletonized animal paw\" had been placed in a sock and athletic shoe that was packed with dried seaweed...The hoax was uncovered as the coroner's office began DNA and other forensic tests on the supposed foot in an attempt to identify the person to whom it belonged. The coroners service, a forensic pathologist and an anthropologist all examined the shoe and remains before declaring it a fake.\"
Are you fucking kidding me?! They needed a crack team of forensic scientists to make this assessment? The most fuck witted of med students could distinguish the difference between the bones of a human foot from those of any other mammal. Instead you get a dick measuring contest to see who's 'expert' examination is the most authoritative when all you needed was to get some kid out of anatomy class.

Christ, any angle I see this story I see stupidity.:yociexp34:
My theory is if that if anyone competent were handling this issue, the sick son of a bitch that was killing people and cutting their feet off would have been tried and convicted by now.
Either that or runners' feet are getting tired of being stepped on and are leaving their owners.

[Bunnee]

I'm very displeased to find out that it was a hoax. :( It makes me sad. I was hoping there was a serial foot decapitator on the loose.

*sigh*

Still, I'm of the impression that my theory kicked ass. Well technically, it couldn't really kick anything.....

[Negativecool]

I'm very displeased to find out that it was a hoax. :( It makes me sad. I was hoping there was a serial foot decapitator on the loose.

*sigh*

Still, I'm of the impression that my theory kicked ass. Well technically, it couldn't really kick anything.....

I see what you did there.
http://misers.org/pictures/SomethingAwful/20050920-lol/lollerskates.gif

[Negativecool]

BUMP!
Related?
http://now.msn.com/now/0305-washed-up-feet.aspx

[Mamba]

Blurgh, such crap- so JUST the feet show up from suicide victims ? So you drown yourself and only your feet remain, the rest of you magically disolves?

It no makeo no senso.

[Grim_Legion]

i think they come from the sock island ..

[Vaulte Kamish]

Maybe the Sneaker Hacker just wants the sneakers? You know, like a crazy Addidas collector, or something. It's just easier to swing an axe than to wrestle them off their victims. Although, I wonder why he always leaves one behind. That's really crazy.

BTW, are these feet all right feet? There could be another pattern here. Like he's a left-foot fetishist.

Or, maybe the Sneaker Hacker is a paraplegic with a vengeance. He's got one of those wheelchairs from "Shogun Assassin" with the spring-loaded blades on the bottom... at calf-height.

[KommieKat]

from "Shogun Assassin"

Ah yes, I remember this movie/movies. He's walking all over the country side with his kid.

[Vaulte Kamish]

Ah yes, I remember this movie/movies. He's walking all over the country side with his kid.
You're right... And, my mistake, it wasn't a wheelchair... it was a baby-stroller because the kid was an infant in the beginning. This film probably influenced that famous baby-carrying Chow Yun Fat gunfight in "Hard Boiled".

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[surgicalstrike]

I'm very displeased to find out that it was a hoax. :( It makes me sad



Don't worry, you still got the tsunami crap rolling towards the western region. Sure you could find a few feet in that mess.

[KommieKat]

tsunami crap rolling towards the western region

I've read some boats from that region of Japan floated out 4 or 5000 kilometers and are still out there.

[surgicalstrike]

^ The news radio said it's like an island of junk ( fridges, boats, tires etc) slowly moving towards Washington State and Vancouver Canada areas.

[Grim_Legion]

^ the imperial army's vanguard approaches, watch out for the kamikaze fridges, been know to attack and swallow surfers ..

[Zeabot]

an island of junk ( fridges, boats, tires etc)
I know where I am going when doomsday comes.