View Full Version : Happy Father's Day, fellas!
Violet
06-15-2008, 11:48 AM
Whether you've seen your children grow from infants or volunteered for the job along the way, Happy Father's Day to you dads out there.
Any special plans today to celebrate Father's Day?
I'm off to the parents' in a little while to pamper the pop and eat fillet mignon cooked on the grill. Should be fun.
:yociexp30:
CrAnIuM
06-15-2008, 12:38 PM
Boooooooooo !
Violet
06-15-2008, 12:41 PM
Boooooooooo !
Shush, you.
I could have sworn I've read somewhere along the way that you're guilty of reproducing as well... or are you just jealous of the steak I have waiting for me?
:yociexp21:
Amythist
06-15-2008, 01:15 PM
Happy Father's Day guys! Enjoy it ..
Polar Bear
06-15-2008, 01:39 PM
Happy Pappy Day.
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4nik8
06-15-2008, 04:08 PM
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CrAnIuM
06-15-2008, 04:31 PM
Shush, you.
I could have sworn I've read somewhere along the way that you're guilty of reproducing as well... or are you just jealous of the steak I have waiting for me?
Yeah ... I have procreated ... unfortunately.
Pfft .... Luckily, like a chipmunk, I set them out on their own by their 6th week of life, otherwise they may have tried to eat me in my old age years.
Fishypancake
06-16-2008, 12:02 AM
Its fathers day? Damn, I have not talked to my old man in years. Fucking jew.
JackBlack
06-16-2008, 10:41 AM
Whether you've seen your children grow from infants or volunteered for the job along the way, Happy Father's Day to you dads out there.
Any special plans today to celebrate Father's Day?
I'm off to the parents' in a little while to pamper the pop and eat fillet mignon cooked on the grill. Should be fun.
:yociexp30:
Thanks Violet, I had a great day. Drank beer and relaxed. Also got gifts, it was great!
Happy fathers day to all the dads.
TOPPAAZ
06-16-2008, 02:07 PM
Thanks Vi. Happy Be-lates Mom's day
funeeman
06-16-2008, 02:11 PM
Yeah ... I have procreated ... unfortunately.
Pfft .... Luckily, like a chipmunk, I set them out on their own by their 6th week of life, otherwise they may have tried to eat me in my old age years.
Its fathers day? Damn, I have not talked to my old man in years. Fucking jew.
And like a light bulb. . .the switch flipped on.
So. . .that's how this idiot found his way here. Prick had a soft spot for his own flesh and blood.
Pinkslit
06-16-2008, 02:47 PM
I have never met a Father yet that was worth a pinch of shit.
Firestorm
06-16-2008, 03:12 PM
Drinking and sex. Oh wait, that's everyday, but thanks for asking.
InterStella
06-16-2008, 03:18 PM
Hope all you fathers had a lovely day. If you're involved with the fruits of your loins in any kind of way, that is.
:khi3f:
funeeman
06-16-2008, 03:20 PM
Hope all you fathers had a lovely day. If you're involved with the fruits of your loins in any kind of way, that is.
:khi3f:
For fathers day I bought my 4 yr old a bike. Tonight. . .we're going to learn to ride it.
InterStella
06-16-2008, 03:23 PM
For fathers day I bought my 4 yr old a bike. Tonight. . .we're going to learn to ride it.
Aww, that's so cute! I hope you learn really quickly and don't have too many scrapes. Do you have a helmet and knee/elbow pads, honey? You can't be too careful at your age... a busted hip is (apparently) a bitch to get mended.
:10_003:
KommieKat
06-16-2008, 08:41 PM
Aww, that's so cute! I hope you learn really quickly and don't have too many scrapes. Do you have a helmet and knee/elbow pads, honey? You can't be too careful at your age... a busted hip is (apparently) a bitch to get mended.
:10_003:
The first line or two was way way enough for your joke.
Also, it's lower case 'b' as in buddhaboy. You made a mistake, which is typical for Brits when it comes to spelling properly.:21_002:
InterStella
06-17-2008, 05:10 AM
The first line or two was way way enough for your joke.
Also, it's lower case 'b' as in buddhaboy. You made a mistake, which is typical for Brits when it comes to spelling properly.:21_002:
You are a knob. With a rash. You are a knob-rash.... with a lower-case 'k'.
Polar Bear
06-17-2008, 05:40 AM
And like a light bulb. . .the switch flipped on.
So. . .that's how this idiot found his way here. Prick had a soft spot for his own flesh and blood.
This post made me so happy, I peed a gleeful liquid rainbow.
KommieKat
06-17-2008, 05:41 AM
You are a knob. With a rash. You are a knob-rash.... with a lower-case 'k'.
And you have Jelly-tits. They make 'squish' noises when their jiggled. A Shame.
InterStella
06-17-2008, 09:28 AM
And you have Jelly-tits. They make 'squish' noises when their jiggled. A Shame.
No, they don't. Get some education about such things before typing your utter bollocks and making an idiot of yourself. If your she-male lover has jelly tits that 'squish' then he has outdated augmentation. You should pay for his surgery - getting regularly fondled by you means you owe him, big-time.
And... did you mean "they're"?
:khi7h:
Pinkslit
06-17-2008, 06:01 PM
You are a knob. With a rash. You are a knob-rash.... with a lower-case 'k'.
ahahaha...hilarious
kudos :10_003:
KommieKat
06-17-2008, 07:29 PM
And... did you mean "they're"?
:khi7h:
Nope, their.
Pinkslit
06-17-2008, 09:39 PM
Nope, their.
Then you are a dumber cunt than I thought was possible.
KommieKat
06-18-2008, 12:23 AM
.Wha wha whaaaaaaaaaaa!!
My name is Pinkslut and my feewins wa hurt! Wha wha whaaaaaaa!
..
Pinkslit
06-18-2008, 06:06 PM
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The sad ravings of a geriatric loser.
KommieKat
06-18-2008, 07:45 PM
I'm a MOD and I lead by example. Can't you people see that?!.
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Pinkslit
06-18-2008, 08:01 PM
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Wipe your slobberings, old man.
KommieKat
06-18-2008, 10:24 PM
Wipe your slobberings, old man.
WHA WHA WHAAAAAA! I'm Pinkslut and I'm angry!
Hardwood
06-18-2008, 11:17 PM
WHA WHA WHAAAAAA! I'm Pinkslut and I'm angry!
You amaze me. You need to stay at EZ and help them with your sharp wit and humor. It seems we do not appreciate you here, sorry.
Stickman
06-19-2008, 08:59 AM
I hope it wasn't fathers day in Australia. Cause if it was I clean missed it.
KommieKat
06-19-2008, 09:36 AM
You amaze me. You need to stay at EZ and help them with your sharp wit and humor. It seems we do not appreciate you here, sorry.
We? Who is we?
Make a poll and show me WE!
Pinkslit
06-19-2008, 05:40 PM
We? Who is we?
Make a poll and show me WE!
He isn't alone in having those thoughts, knob-rash.
KommieKat
06-19-2008, 07:25 PM
He isn't alone in having those thoughts, knob-rash.
Make a poll.
Pinkslit
06-19-2008, 07:28 PM
Make a poll.
Make one yourself, bloodnut.
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