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CrAnIuM
12-14-2011, 08:52 AM
So apparently they are having a rough go of it lately. Well la de da, so is nearly every one else.


Link to my local rag talking about their troubles --- Boo Hoo. (http://www.fayobserver.com/articles/2011/12/14/1143613?sac=Local)

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Gary's response:

Dear Sal,

You are having trouble getting folks to drop the coins and stripper money (that's a $1 bill to your a-holes that have never shoved paper money in to an 18 year old strippers G before) ....

Wait .. where was I ... Oh yeah!

You have issues with donations. Well here is a way to help;

STOP hiring the disheveled street bums to jingle your bells. Or at best get them a set of clothes that does not smell like urine and Mad Dog 20/20. The local businesses are mobbed by the bell ringing D-bags this last week and each one has some old crusty dude that is barely awake standing near it ringing a bell.


And hold on ... the bell? Your public persona is a dude in uniform ringing a large hand bell. Where the hell is THAT guy? These days you bastards stick any old bum out in front of a store ringing an annoying tiny tinker bell.

Well firstly, I don't give money to dudes/chicks on the street. EVER. I don't care what type of bucket they are holding. Fire department? NO. Police? NO. Shriner? NO. Homeless A-holes? NO. Fuck off. Random street walking folks will get nada, regardless of what 'uniform' they wear.

Secondly, watch people as they enter these store and see that huge numbers of folks do everything they can to avoid the eye contact or even basic acknowledgement of the kettle.

Stop it .. stop stop stop. Xmas is shitty enough as it is. Keep your smelly bums away from the store entrance.

Also .. its 2011 ... it is FAR cheaper to set up an UNMANNED donation kiosk where both real and electronic funds can be given. Cheaper, safer, faster.

According to your last financial report, a substandard report with sketchy details, you spent 12% of your 'earnings' in 2010 on management and facility. Compared to other organizations this is small to be true, but you CAN DO better.



Recap;


No more smelly pee bums.
Get with the times. 1852 is long gone. Put the bells down and embrace technology.
Get the hell away from the store.
No. Just, no.

Zeabot
12-14-2011, 11:13 AM
You should post this as a comment on the Fayette Observer. Try to make more friends, like your Andy Rooney rant!

CrAnIuM
12-14-2011, 11:30 AM
You should post this as a comment on the Fayette Observer.

I will !!

I need to clean it up a bit 1st.

Dirty Hippie
12-14-2011, 01:07 PM
There was also some controversy about them discriminating against homosexuals so I'm sure their boycotting has a little to do with it as well.

Bunnee
12-14-2011, 02:08 PM
hahaha This made me lol

Dude, you should come to where I live. They have the most unsanitary, unclean people collecting for charity here. There is this one chick I'm convinced just does it to steal the money! She always comes up to me, and hits me up and I always tell her no. According to her shes selling "raffle tickets"

Now we have a new chick, who is collecting for some poor childrens fund, I keep telling her no, and she just stands there with her tin in my face. I almost threw down, and slapped her. You tell her no, and she kinda stands there, waiting for you to give in and cough up the cash.

UGH! I hate charity collectors.

CrAnIuM
12-14-2011, 02:15 PM
post this as a comment on the Fayette Observer.

I did. But there was an error in the post and it double posted. Now I look like a ranting re-re.

Absinthe
12-14-2011, 06:23 PM
I did. But there was an error in the post and it double posted. Now I look like a ranting re-re.

Don't worry about it. I have seen many double posts on similar sites (WRAL has lots of them).

Firestorm
12-14-2011, 09:56 PM
Now I look like a ranting re-re

Yeah, look like.