View Full Version : Your Tolerance Level
KommieKat
06-14-2008, 12:33 PM
Passing 10 is meeting a tolerance over 100% of the human population.
Passing 5 is meeting a tolerance over 50% of the human population.
Recording No: 1
Experimented: Polar Bear
Situation: Controlled environment
Sensory Context: Auditory, Visual
Cognitive Context: Awake
Emotional Context: Relaxed
Somatic Response: N/A
Racial Response: Minimal
Global Viewpoint: N/A
Action Impulse: Limited
Lead Tester: Are we ready?
Assistant tester: Yes
Polar Bear: Why the staps?
Lead Tester: For your protection and ours.
Beginning testing.
You're nothing more than Arctic turds!
Assistant tester: no movement registered.
Lead Tester: I did a slam dunk on your bitch, cummed on her tits and had her lick it off her own nipples!
Assistant tester: Major spike registered! Off the scales!
Lead Tester: Congratulations Polar Bear. You have a tolerance level of 30% above the human population.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/notAngry.jpg
KommieKat
06-14-2008, 12:41 PM
Recording No: 2
Experimented: Bunnee
Situation: Controlled environment
Sensory Context: Auditory, Visual
Cognitive Context: Awake
Emotional Context: Sleepy, dimwitted by nature
Somatic Response: N/A
Racial Response: Retarded
Global Viewpoint: N/A
Action Impulse: Limited
Lead Tester: Are we ready?
Assistant tester: Yes
Bunnee: The straps. They feel good. I like straps.
Lead Tester: For your protection and ours.
Beginning testing.
You're nothing more than Fucking Emo-tard who takes EVERY GODDAMN THING personal!
Bunnee: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I kill you all!!
Lead Tester: Administer the sedatives, quickly!
You have failed the testing, miserably. Congratulations.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/AngryWoman2.jpg
KommieKat
06-14-2008, 12:46 PM
Recording No:3
Experimented: Hardwood
Situation: Controlled environment
Sensory Context: Auditory, Visual
Cognitive Context: Thinking gay things
Emotional Context: Gayish
Somatic Response: N/A
Racial Response: Slobber drooling down his chin
Global Viewpoint: N/A
Action Impulse: Limited
Lead Tester: Are we ready?
Assistant tester: Yes
Hardwood: I don't like straps!
Lead Tester: For your protection and ours.
Beginning testing.
You're a commie hippy gay queer faggot!
Assistant tester: Major spike in the scale. Red zone!
Hardwood: Like, I'm so angry at you!
Lead Tester: Quickly! Euthanize him before he breaks through the straps!
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/angryGay.jpg
Amythist
06-14-2008, 12:52 PM
Forgive me , I am naturally blond by nature , but I don't understand this thread. I get what you are meaning , yet I don't know where you are getting your results from. Explain please.
Polar Bear
06-14-2008, 01:23 PM
Interesting thread idea.
4nik8
06-14-2008, 03:02 PM
I like it.
Fishypancake
06-14-2008, 09:30 PM
I wanna see mine, haha. Thats pretty cool. Do more when you have the time, if you would.
Hardwood
06-14-2008, 09:59 PM
Forgive me , I am naturally blond by nature , but I don't understand this thread. I get what you are meaning , yet I don't know where you are getting your results from. Explain please.
I agree. WTF is this?
KommieKat
06-14-2008, 11:01 PM
Recording No:4
Experimented: Pinkslit
Situation: Controlled environment
Sensory Context: Auditory, Visual
Cognitive Context: Alert
Emotional Context: Controlling her self with great effort
Somatic Response: N/A
Racial Response: Facetious facial expressions
Global Viewpoint: N/A
Action Impulse: Limited due to straps on legs and feet
Lead Tester: Are we ready?
Assistant tester: Yes
Pinkslit: You think you're going to trick me! I won't be tricked so easily!
Lead Tester: No one is here to trick you, Ms. Pinkslit. You experiment was explained to you and you were paid your ten dollars.
Beginning testing......
Your cunt flaps smell like fish fins.
Assistant Tester: Mild spiking taking place.
Lead Tester: Your lame attempts at enticing female members into entering lesbian sex affairs with you are seen as pathetic by the members of your social circles as nothing more than self-loathing and self-pity!
Assistant Tester: Leaving the green zone, now entering the yellow.
Lead Tester: You have absolutely no originality and you rely on the creativity of others works to express something you could never do in a life time.
Assistant Tester: We are bordering the yellow zone with the Red zone. Should be not much longer!
Lead Tester: YOU failed your marriage and yet continue to blame your ex!
You have FAILED your daughter as a responsible role leader and parent!
You have NO friends in your daily life much less Internet forums!
You CLAIM others are not in control of themselves when being accosted by the likes of you yet you fail to show any SELF-CONTROL or SELF-RESTRAINT when making attempts to defend yourself!
YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER LOSER!
Assistant Tester: She is about to break through the straps! She is pissing and shitting all over herself! We must evacuate IMMEDIATELY!
Lead Tester: Everybody! Out! Leave the bitch to die. Hit the button discharging the cyanide gas as soon as we safely exit the testing chamber!
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/582941.jpg
Pinkslit
06-14-2008, 11:05 PM
Out of politeness sake I will laugh at this attempt at humor.
Insert laugh (...ha....)
Fishypancake
06-15-2008, 12:37 AM
At least you got it quick, and painless.
Polar Bear
06-15-2008, 01:03 AM
The lack of depth perception might be a problem, but I has a horn.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/582941.jpg
I think I could take her.
Haha.. I like this thread.
badutahboy
06-15-2008, 02:39 AM
worst.... thread... ever.
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