Are YOU Mensa Material?

[Pinkslit]

Can you answer any of these Mensa questions?
If you can then please copy and paste them in.
Are you lot smart enough to get them all?
I'll do the first 3 for you.
I will delete any wrong answers.



1 26 L of the A ....26 Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 D of the W .... 7 Days of the Week
3 7 W of the W ....7 Wonders of the World
4 12 S of the Z
5 66 B of the B
6 52 C in a P (W J)
7 13 S in the U S F
8 18 H on a G C
9 39 B of the O T
10 5 T on a F
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F
14 15 P in a R T
15 3 W on a T
16 100 C in a D
17 11 P in a F (S) T
18 12 M in a Y
19 13 is U F S
20 8 T on an O
21 29 D in F in a L Y
22 27 B in the N T
23 365 D in a Y
24 13 L in a B D
25 52 W in a Y
26 9 L of a C
27 60 M in an H
28 23 P of C in the H B
29 64 S on a C B
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 Y in a M
33 15 M on a D M C

[mcsmc]

Kind of gay... doesn't require much thinking, just requires knowledge. Mensa isn't all it's cracked up to be.


Can you answer any of these Mensa questions?
If you can then please copy and paste them in.
Are you lot smart enough to get them all?
I'll do the first 3 for you.
I will delete any wrong answers.



1 26 L of the A ....26 Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 D of the W .... 7 Days of the Week
3 7 W of the W ....7 Wonders of the World
4 12 signs of the Zodiac
5 66 Books of the Bible
6 52 C in a P (W J)
7 13 S in the U S F
8 18 H on a G C
9 39 books of the Old Testament
10 5 T on a F
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F
14 15 P in a R T
15 3 W on a T
16 100 cents in a dollar
17 11 P in a F (S) T
18 12 months in a year
19 13 is unlucky for some
20 8 T on an O
21 29 days in February in a leap year
22 27 B in the N T
23 365 days in a year
24 13 L in a B D
25 52 W in a Y weeks in a year
26 9 L of a C
27 60 minutes in an hour
28 23 P of C in the H B
29 64 squares on a chess board
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C
32 1000 years in a millennium
33 15 M on a D M C

Those are the easy ones... I might figure more out when I'm not in a lazy mood.

[mcsmc]

Okay... it's not as much fun when the answer to an entire quiz is one quick Google search (which I tried after posting the above).

[Pinkslit]

Okay... it's not as much fun when the answer to an entire quiz is one quick Google search (which I tried after posting the above).

Full marks for problem solving.
I had such high hopes for you too. :yociexpress09:

[Pinkslit]

http://i26.tinypic.com/mbhhzk.jpg

[InterStella]

^^^ Aww. And I was having SO much fun.

:10_003:

[Hardwood]

Did you ever let a fart go that was so rank that you thought you might actually be dying, serious?

[InterStella]

That's it. I'm leaving this thread because of the smell.

[Fishypancake]

Can you answer any of these Mensa questions?
If you can then please copy and paste them in.
Are you lot smart enough to get them all?
I'll do the first 3 for you.
I will delete any wrong answers.



1 26 L of the A ....26 Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 D of the W .... 7 Days of the Week
3 7 W of the W ....7 Wonders of the World
4 12 signs of the Zodiac
5 66 Books of the Bible
6 52 Cups in a Pint (With Jello)
7 13 Stars in the United States Flag
8 18 Hamburgers on a Grill Cooking
9 39 books of the Old Testament
10 5 Turkeys on a Farm
11 90 Dicks in a Russian Anal
12 3 Bishop Molesters (Stop Him There Reverend)
13 32 is the Time in Dutch Festivles at which Women Fuck
14 15 People in a Resturant Tip
15 3 Women on a Train
16 100 cents in a dollar
17 11 People in a Full (Semi) Truck
18 12 months in a year
19 13 is unlucky for some
20 8 Tails on an Osterach
21 29 days in February in a leap year
22 27 Bitches in the Nearest Tub
23 365 days in a year
24 13 Licks in a Black Dick
25 52 W in a Y weeks in a year
26 9 Lights of a Candle
27 60 minutes in an hour
28 23 Peices of Cheese in the Hamsters Butt
29 64 squares on a chess board
30 9 People in South Arizona
31 6 Boys to an Orange in Compton
32 1000 years in a millennium
33 15 Missles on a Death Missle Cruise

Hell Yeah.

[Bunnee]

^^ I lolled.

[mtam]

As did ten-year-olds worldwide.

[Fishypancake]

As did ten-year-olds worldwide.

Puberty got you down? Oh wait of course not, you are laughing!

[Jenn]

Puberty got you down? Oh wait of course not, you are laughing!

huh?

[Shade]

1 26 L of the A ....26 Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 D of the W .... 7 Days of the Week
3 7 W of the W ....7 Wonders of the World
4 12 signs of the Zodiac
5 66 Books of the Bible
6 52 C in a P (W J) 52 cards in a pack without a joker?
7 13 S in the U S F 13 stripes in the us flag
8 18 H on a G C 18 holes on a golf course
9 39 books of the Old Testament
10 5 T on a F 5 toes on a foot
11 90 D in a R A 90 degrees in a right angle
12 3 B M (S H T R) 3 blind mice see how they run, see how they run
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F 23 degress in the temputure in which water is frozen
14 15 P in a R T 15 points in a rochet tourny, 15 players in a rugby team? 15 poems by robert townshend
15 3 W on a T 3 wheels on a tricycle
16 100 cents in a dollar
17 11 P in a F (S) T 11 playes in a football/soccer team
18 12 months in a year
19 13 is unlucky for some
20 8 T on an O 8 tenticles on an octapus
21 29 days in February in a leap year
22 27 B in the N T 27 books/bibles in the new testiments
23 365 days in a year
24 13 L in a B D 13 loafs in a bakers dozen
25 52 W in a Y weeks in a year
26 9 L of a C 9 lives of a cat
27 60 minutes in an hour
28 23 P of C in the H B 23 pairs of human chronosomes in the human body
29 64 squares on a chess board
30 9 P in S A 9 Provences in South Africa
31 6 B to an O in C 6 balls to an over in croquet (sad i know this)
32 1000 years in a millennium
33 15 M on a D M C 15 men on a dead mans chest, good song!

Yea, my brother belongs to mensa, i declined because i don't believe in the originzation. People to want knowledge. to 95% of the population it's useless unless they CAN come up with the same knowledge. Given enough knowledge of history you can pretty much predict it. Yet if you tell someone, they wont believe you, and do it anyways. So you must work with them to find such an answer. It is human nature to hear, and disguard knowledge till it becomes so apparent that you cant see anything else. to believe we are individuals, and for us the answer is not the same, because we are smarter, stronger, and better then anyone else. Even within those who constantly feel like shit about themselfs, this trait is ever present, we call it choice. Yet choice isn't about making the right decision, it is about excersizing your individuality and freedom. Thus by trying to be the exception we are all the same

The average soldier makes far more of a differnce then the average mensa scholar. Which is to say, very little. It takes an army to change things, and it takes a ready world to find the logic in the scholars knowledge. That is why so many scholars where killed and called heretics. artists are only genuis's after they are dead, because there knowledge, there art, paves the way for its own acceptance. So who gives a fuck about mensa. When they put the finest minds in the world together they where less effecient then einstien working alone. Why? Because in a room full of the best, everyone thinks there idea is better. Again unless obviously wrong, they will argue till dead. people that predict the future are only believed till AFTER the fact. regardless of how accurate they have been before

[KommieKat]

The average soldier makes far more of a differnce then the average mensa scholar. Which is to say, very little.

But the "mensa scholar" is still alive whereas the soldier is in some foreign country most likely to be brought back in a body bag because they were defending our freedom like Iraq or Granada.

I wonder who is the smart one.

[Shade]

But the "mensa scholar" is still alive whereas the soldier is in some foreign country most likely to be brought back in a body bag because they were defending our freedom like Iraq or Granada.

I wonder who is the smart one.

being alive doesnt make you smart. being alive longer doesnt make you smart nor does it give you a better life. Living with honor is important to many peoples lifes. There idea of honor may differ from yours, so our view on their honor is uninportant. For them the very fact that they are living for there beliefs is important. So a soldier may die at 25 being completely happy, where a mensa scholar could die at 90 and be miserable because he decided not to enlist in a war that he believed in. The opposite is true as well.

You of all people should recoginize the 'its not how long you live but how you live' that was originally spoken by buddah.

[KommieKat]

You of all people should recoginize the 'its not how long you live but how you live' that was originally spoken by buddah.

Um, OK. I'll let it go with that.

[Shade]

Um, OK. I'll let it go with that.

btw, i went to the museum yesterday, they had an exhibit on chinese drama, i totally thought of you! actually it was pretty cool, they had tree's from the forbidden shrine there and the old school buddist statues and artwork.

[Silly Cunt]

Yea, my brother belongs to mensa, i declined because i don't believe in the originzation.


You declined Mensa?

That must have come in the same week you declined to grasp the English language. You strike me as three shades* shy of mentally handicapped - and at no stage did I ever think you were high school graduation material, let alone Mensa material.

Fuck off.


* Pun intended

[Polar Bear]

Piss.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/silly.jpg

[Shade]

You declined Mensa?

That must have come in the same week you declined to grasp the English language. You strike me as three shades* shy of mentally handicapped - and at no stage did I ever think you were high school graduation material, let alone Mensa material.

Fuck off.


* Pun intended

Says the jobless druged up drunk. Yay i'm dyslexic! I thought we already went over this like 50 billion times. Honestly, it's kinda hard to take your oppinion of who's stupid and who's not when your still living with mommy.