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Shade
06-07-2008, 11:37 AM
Do not hijack!!!


Has anyone ever had sexual thoughts about plants?

"Born in Dunker's Gap, Rabbi von Manck, who has studied both medicine & theology, makes his living illegally importing Zithian bug tusks. A confirmed herbasexual, he is now in a serious relationship with a X-Mas tree. His first novel "Men Without Shame" enraged feminists worldwide. His next book "Make A Turtle Squeal" earned him a death sentence from the naturalist & environmentalist factions. His current whereabouts are unknown."

don't be shy, it's ok, no one will judge you...i know scabby had a thing with a some folliage a few years back, and buddah is a pansy.
Violet
06-07-2008, 01:16 PM
Dude, is this about your new plants Princess and Violet?

http://swollencranium.com/forums/showthread.php?t=592


You need to get out more.



*edit* Oh, and on topic, no. Freak.
Scabman
06-07-2008, 07:57 PM
If the dude have a relationship with a Christmas three, its' dendrophilia.
You need to have your fetishism straight!

Concerning your question, I can proudly proclaim that I have frotted with a three trunk, when I was young and curious.
I got a splinter in my penis, but boy where the ejaculating joy worth it.
Pinkslit
06-07-2008, 08:08 PM
Has anyone ever had sexual thoughts about plants?


No. Who else but you would have these unwanted, often intrusive, thoughts that are a major feature of obsessive disorders, depression, sleep disorders, and a range of other disturbances and are of particular clinical concern to your mental health?

don't be shy, it's ok, no one will judge you...

Of course we are going to judge you...and laugh at you...and ridicule you...and flame the fuck out of you.
MoonChild69
06-07-2008, 11:40 PM
I thought about being submerged into a sunflower. Ahhhhhhhhhh... Ectasy...
mcsmc
06-08-2008, 01:06 AM
Has anyone ever had sexual thoughts about plants?


No. Who else but you would have these unwanted, often intrusive, thoughts that are a major feature of obsessive disorders, depression, sleep disorders, and a range of other disturbances and are of particular clinical concern to your mental health?


Cucumbers count.

On topic... fuck no.
Pinkslit
06-08-2008, 02:11 AM
Cucumbers count.

On topic... fuck no.

Oh. Is using a dead cucumber necrocucophilia? :khi2d:
badutahboy
06-08-2008, 02:29 AM
No.
Pinkslit
06-08-2008, 02:40 AM
No.

I KNEW that.
It's called fucking enjoyable. :yociexp77:
Amythist
06-08-2008, 09:39 AM
What the Fuck are YA Thinking???? Hell no.!!!
Shade
06-08-2008, 01:05 PM
What the Fuck are YA Thinking???? Hell no.!!!

Liar, you know you get turned on every time you see corn! midwest girls love corn!!!!
Mamba
06-08-2008, 07:32 PM
Ummmmmm. I can safely say.. NO.
Amythist
06-08-2008, 08:51 PM
Wow , this has got to be one of the strangest threads I have ever come across.And FYI I am not from here I just live here in corntopia now!
Fishypancake
06-09-2008, 12:57 AM
No, a plants love is far too tender for humans. I once loved a plant....once....
Negativecool
06-09-2008, 01:29 AM
No, a plants love is far too tender for humans. I once loved a plant....once....
http://www.newanimal.org/vampire_plant.jpg
Pinkslit
06-09-2008, 04:17 AM
I guess if we are truthful then some of us do have sexual thoughts after indulging in plants, maybe that counts?

http://www.privateadultpics.com/images/pinkslitx/plant.jpg
LethalDose
06-18-2008, 10:02 AM
nope,never thought about it...next.