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Polar Bear
06-06-2008, 11:36 PM
The National Gurning Championship, held in England is a yearly event where they award people for making fucked up faces while looking though a horse's collar.

You heard me right...there's actually a fucking event called gurning, where the object is to make the most fucked up face while looking through a horse collar.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/_40087392_gurn203.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/_40087256_kathtaylor300.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/_40087224_gordonblacklock300.jpg

This years winner:
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/_40087402_tommy300.jpg

Seriously...what the fuck is wrong with you people over there, eh?
Blood
06-06-2008, 11:52 PM
Hahaha they got some pretty gnarly looking people there, so i could see why this would be turned into an event.

They are all like "Woohoo it's my time to shine!"
Jenn
06-07-2008, 12:47 AM
Haha, thats great.. what will be next?
Silly Cunt
06-07-2008, 08:58 AM
I just saw my Grandmother, Grandfather and Father in the opening post, and was going to debate that they are indeed not English, but My family, Australians.

Then I got it.
Silly Cunt
06-07-2008, 08:59 AM
But that is my brother, at the top.
Mamba
06-08-2008, 06:01 PM
Heh. I'm English and I guess you already saw my sexy gurn in the other thread.
InterStella
06-09-2008, 05:12 PM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/_40087256_kathtaylor300.jpg


Fuck.... this bitch should have easily won. Not merely for her plug-ugly face, but also on account of her having four hands.
Pinkslit
06-10-2008, 12:05 AM
Fuck.... this bitch should have easily won. Not merely for her plug-ugly face, but also on account of her having four hands.

It looks like she is trying to stick her head up Margaret Thatcher's parched snatch.
Blood
06-10-2008, 12:54 AM
^^ You guys crack me up!