making new friends

[CrAnIuM]

Is fun !!

Here's how I do it.



http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2837&d=1320527907





Now you !!

[Josie]

Ha! What article is this posted on?

[CrAnIuM]

Ha! What article is this posted on?

Old dead ass Andy Rooney !!!

[Firestorm]

Bahahaha. Nicely done old man.

[Jenn]

Haahahaha...nice!

[surgicalstrike]

Is fun !!

Agree.


Here's how I do it.

I do that type of shit all the time too.

Nice job GP, good to have you back.

[Grim_Legion]

cant wait to be 90 .. when i grow up i want to be an old man ..

[Absinthe]

Here's how I do it.

You and your charming personality...

[Deadly_Toxin]

When I'm old I'm gonna put my teeth on people.

[Zeabot]

When I'm old I'm gonna put my teeth on people.
Why wait? rawr.

[Josie]

Why wait? rawr.

Sans old and senile argument.

I plan on taking full advantage of the 'old and senile' bs when I'm old and crotchety (er)

[CrAnIuM]

I plan on taking full advantage of the 'old and senile' bs when I'm old and crotchety (er)

I said the same thing when I was in my 20's.

Now I just wish for the strength at the last to be able to pull a grenade pin. ( as opposed to say, choking on a feeding tube for three years)

[Josie]

pull a grenade pin. ( as opposed to say, choking on a feeding tube for three years)

Agree. When I'm quite old and sickly, I'd like to just die like I should. No extra bull.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Yes. I hope I die like my grandmother. At seventy, still living in my own house watching the sci-fi channel with a smoke hanging out of my mouth, a glass of beer in my hand and a shot gun in the other.

[Firestorm]

Yes. I hope I die like my grandmother. At seventy, still living in my own house watching the sci-fi channel with a smoke hanging out of my mouth, a glass of beer in my hand and a shot gun in the other.

If that's how she went, I have a new hero.

[Gzus]

+1

[surgicalstrike]

This cunt likes to make friends fast..




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[Firestorm]

^^

Got to love the kids expression in the video.

[Zeabot]

People are so dumb. I think giant trucks are pretty stupid, too, but I would never do anything like that.

[KommieKat]

Maybe the guy could have used the bit about the unrecycable (new word!) products that went into making her car?

[Josie]

Yeah... my german in't so great.. but oh well. He had no idea anyways! :D

mustafa : hello
josiekittie : who are you?
mustafa : ıam mustafa
josiekittie : indeed.
mustafa : 28 m from Turkey
mustafa : and u?
josiekittie : uhhhh
josiekittie: how'd you get my id?
josiekittie : My name is Gustav.
mustafa : really ı dont know
mustafa : when
mustafa : ı opened my yahoo
mustafa : ı saw ur adress wanna to add in my list
josiekittie : You likey dee Gustav?
mustafa : who is that?
josiekittie: I am the Gustav.
mustafa : where r u from?
josiekittie : Ich komme aus deutschland
mustafa : ok
mustafa : can we c2c?
josiekittie : ich bin sehr rauh
josiekittie: was ist c2c?
mustafa : cam to cam
josiekittie: nichts
mustafa : ??
josiekittie : Ich kann das nicht tun
mustafa : have u photo?
josiekittie : Ich habe viele fotos
mustafa : may ı see ur photos?
josiekittie : Kann ich *deine* fotos sehen?

mustafa : your photo pls
josiekittie : warum?
mustafa : show ur photo please
josiekittie : Du kannst dein Foto zeigen http://mail.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif
mustafa : ja
josiekittie : ok, go ahead
mustafa : u first
josiekittie : Ich kann das nicht tun
josiekittie : verstehst du?
mustafa : english pls
josiekittie : warum?
mustafa : ı cant deustce
mustafa : just english
josiekittie : nein nein
josiekittie : ok ok

http://www.we-asc.org/images/22/gustav.jpg

josiekittie : can haz turkey? Ich habe hunger....
josiekittie : Halo?


he blocked me.

[Firestorm]

^^

Very nice Josie

[Deadly_Toxin]

What a beautiful photo.

[CrAnIuM]

^ Invisible picture?

[Llamageddon]

Oh Josie... Love it XD

I might try a similar lol factor :p

[Josie]

^ Invisible picture?

Think she's referring to how strikingly gorgeous I'm looking these days

[CrAnIuM]

strikingly gorgeous

But what about the bootay?

One can't say such things as "strikingly gorgeous" and not display the bootay.

[Josie]

But what about the bootay?


You... want to see the ass attached to this?

http://www.we-asc.org/images/22/gustav.jpg

[CrAnIuM]

I'm so confused.


Move along now.

[Josie]

As far as old man butts go.. I like this one the most!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kC83Z3TC0fE/Sw3zLk3zQ4I/AAAAAAAAEvQ/QUFLrXlyNCs/s1600/fat+butt+man.jpg

[Deadly_Toxin]

You... want to see the ass attached to this?

http://www.we-asc.org/images/22/gustav.jpg


Ooooh!!! Take it off!! *cat call*

[Josie]

Thanks to this thread, I am noticing just how nice I am! (why don't I have more friends?)

Some emo teen is at the park this morning, listening to the same clip of some pop my-life-sucks song over and over.. I got annoyed and started blasting Five Finger Death Punch at her.

She got all discombobulated trying to figure out where it was coming from, almost fell off her tire swing, and before she could wander over and emo vomit on me, I disappeared.

[Firestorm]

blasting Five Finger Death Punch

War is the Answer is always a good choice for making new friends. Just ask our neighbors down the highway, everytime we play it, they seem to get really friendly with the local sheriff....

[CrAnIuM]

http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3288&d=1337097564




Still making friends !!

[Mamba]

Yeah... my german in't so great.. but oh well. He had no idea anyways! :D


josiekittie : You likey dee Gustav?
mustafa : who is that?
josiekittie: I am the Gustav.

he blocked me.[/SIZE]

Ahaahahahaha. Fucking great. You are my idol!!


http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3288&d=1337097564




Still making friends !!

This was not the type of marketing campaign I had in mind. *shakes finger in admonishing manner*

[Zeabot]

This was not the type of marketing campaign I had in mind.
All publicity is good publicity!