"Beach Season"

[Josie]

Buddha's funnee thread reminded me of something. No matter how wonderfully in shape I can get, if and when I go to the beach, I'm still awful to look at.

I'm so pale, that I glow like a blinding lightbulb in the bright sun, but by mid afternoon, I've become so burnt and crispy that I'm equally as unattractive as I was to begin with.... yes, even with mega sunblock, applied religiously.

Fuck all you tanners.


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:yociexp91:


Yep, that's really all I had to say. :D

[CrAnIuM]

Yeah ... I'm gonna need a full body shot , front and back, to determine this.


Hop hop ...

[Jenn]

Thats how my husband is. He doesn't even take off his tshirt at the beach because his back gets so badly burned that he gets blisters.

[Josie]

Yeah ... I'm gonna need a full body shot , front and back, to determine this.


Hop hop ...

I have very good reasons for never allowing photos to be taken of me in a swimsuit. See post numero uno.

[Josie]

Thats how my husband is. He doesn't even take off his tshirt at the beach because his back gets so badly burned that he gets blisters.

Oh, I feel his pain on that :( I have permanent white dots covering my shoulders from repeated burns and blistering.

Haha, I've even had sunburn poisoning before. That was interesting...

[Negativecool]

Buddha's funnee thread reminded me of something. No matter how wonderfully in shape I can get, if and when I go to the beach, I'm still awful to look at.

I'm so pale, that I glow like a blinding lightbulb in the bright sun, but by mid afternoon, I've become so burnt and crispy that I'm equally as unattractive as I was to begin with.... yes, even with mega sunblock, applied religiously.

Fuck all you tanners.


:yociexp62:


:yociexp91:


Yep, that's really all I had to say. :D


...Well, now don't get me wrong here, because I've seen pics of you and dammit I likes what I sees...But the main reason you shouldn't really be out on the beach (this beach season) is because well...you're a pregger.
Sunburn sucks I know but...Nobody likes to see pregos on the beach. Just sayin.

Although, I'm still going to request pics of you in a tiny two piece before that bun comes out the oven.:10_003:

Hey, don't judge me!:khi7h:

[Celtic Crusher]

Couldn't you go on a sun bed that's set on a really low power?

[Josie]

Couldn't you go on a sun bed that's set on a really low power?

Maybe it wasn't very clear.... I don't tan. At all. My skin literally doesn't do it. It just burns. I know, this is terribly difficult to understand.

Yes, that is possible.

[Josie]

...Well, now don't get me wrong here, because I've seen pics of you and dammit I likes what I sees...But the main reason you shouldn't really be out on the beach (this beach season) is because well...you're a pregger.
Sunburn sucks I know but...Nobody likes to see pregos on the beach. Just sayin.

Although, I'm still going to request pics of you in a tiny two piece before that bun comes out the oven.:10_003:

Hey, don't judge me!:khi7h:

Ha, I wasn't planning on going anywhere near a beach during this pregnancy :-P

I was referring to when I'm not prego. I can be super duper little and cute and whatnot, but then the sun hits me and *bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* I turn into a blinding light.

I'm that person that all the sunbathers shield their eyes to look at and say "God, go back inside."