Trivia Time!

[Bunnee]

The Question:

You build a house; all four sides face south.
After you finish, you settle down to relax, and a bear wanders by.

What color is the bear?

[Incognito]

Purple?

[Bunnee]

Oh I should state I do NOT know the answer.

You should give me your reasons for your answer in your post. Thanks.

[Titty]

How could all 4 sides face south?

[CrAnIuM]

How could all 4 sides face south?


Must be in Alabama.

[Pinkslit]

If all 4 sides of the house faced South, then it's logical to assume that none faced North. Therefore, taking into account that the roof is pointing inwards, the color of the bear must be mauve.
Taking this one step further...it is a male Asian bear of approx 6 years of age.

[Violet]

You bunch of sillies. There's no such thing as a bear.

[Polar Bear]

It's a polar bear.

All sides facing south means the house is built directly on top of the north pole.

Sorry, I heard this one before.

[Bunnee]

I dont know Titty, I didnt make the question up.

It was a trivia question on my gaming site. I figured I could cheat by asking you guys :P

[DaKine]

You bunch of sillies. There's no such thing as a bear.



Yes there is, two of them with lighted sticks up that a way.

[mcsmc]

It's a polar bear.

All sides facing south means the house is built directly on top of the north pole.

Sorry, I heard this one before.

Yeah, ditto.

But you didn't even answer the question.

The color of the bear is black (polar bears only have white fur, their skin is black). However, I'm sure the answer they are looking for is "white".

[Celtic Crusher]

Polar Bear's a fucking spoil sport.

[InterStella]

It's a polar bear.

All sides facing south means the house is built directly on top of the north pole.

Sorry, I heard this one before.

I was just going to say exactly that!

Really!





Well, okay, not really - but I would have got it eventually.

[KommieKat]

Yeah, ditto.

But you didn't even answer the question.

The color of the bear is black (polar bears only have white fur, their skin is black). However, I'm sure the answer they are looking for is "white".

That's right, polar turds. Bet ya didn't even know that, did ya?

Let me emphasis that for ya:
The color of the bear is black (polar bears only have white fur, their skin is black)

[Bunnee]

That's right, polar turds. Bet ya didn't even know that, did ya?

Let me emphasis that for ya:
The color of the bear is black (polar bears only have white fur, their skin is black)


Actually, their fur is CLEAR, not white.

Bet ya didn't even know that, did ya?

[KommieKat]

Actually, their fur is CLEAR, not white.

Bet ya didn't even know that, did ya?

That should be directed towards your little buddy mcsmc since it was him that I quoted. Your doublestandard?

[Hardwood]

That should be directed towards your little buddy mcsmc since it was him that I quoted. Your doublestandard?

You are the one who fucked that up as usual. She quoted your post!
You keep quoting (copying) peoples posts without the proper tags.
This will continue to happen it you keep doing this. Far be it for me to help you though. You seem to be new to forums, you are welcome for the help.

[KommieKat]

You are the one who fucked that up as usual. She quoted your post!
You keep quoting (copying) peoples posts without the proper tags.
This will continue to happen it you keep doing this. Far be it for me to help you though. You seem to be new to forums, you are welcome for the help.

She quoted my post which was in turn quoted from mcsmc.
Are you having troubles catching up?

You seem to be new to the concept of READING, you are welcome for the help.

[Hardwood]

She quoted my post which was in turn quoted from mcsmc.
Are you having troubles catching up?

You seem to be new to the concept of READING, you are welcome for the help.

If you don't use the proper tags and are quoted you are just copying others words and they become yours. I have no trouble reading this, that is how I know what happened to you many times even with my posts. You seem to be the one with the problem, learn how to use the proper tags or the copied words become yours and you have no reason to gripe.
Forums are easy, learn to use them before you go off on someone. You have copied my posts on numerous occasions and those words are now yours.
Learn to read yourself.

[Pinkslit]

That's right, polar turds. Bet ya didn't even know that, did ya?

Let me emphasis that for ya:
The color of the bear is black (polar bears only have white fur, their skin is black)

If you are quoting mc'smick then do it properly. The way it is, you have adopted it as yours so Bunnee was correct in quoting YOU. You are wrong this time, so apologise to Hardwood or I'll pee in your left nostril.

[Incognito]

If you are quoting mc'smick then do it properly. The way it is, you have adopted it as yours so Bunnee was correct in quoting YOU. You are wrong this time, so apologise to Hardwood or I'll pee in your left nostril.

What made you choose his LEFT nostril as opposed to his right?

[Josie]

What made you choose his LEFT nostril as opposed to his right?

I'm assuming she's right-handed. It'd be easier to hold her penis in her right hand and pee into his left nostril.

[Pinkslit]

What made you choose his LEFT nostril as opposed to his right?

Simple...his finger permanently occupies his right nostril.

[Bunnee]

That should be directed towards your little buddy mcsmc since it was him that I quoted. Your doublestandard?

No I quoted YOU, simply for the fact that you EMPASIZED that polar bears were indeed white.

I corrected you.

I have double standards? This is news to me.

[Josie]

Simple...his finger permanently occupies his right nostril.

hehehe

[Bunnee]

**EMPHASIZED

Meh. Spelling suxorz

[KommieKat]

No I quoted YOU, simply for the fact that you EMPASIZED that polar bears were indeed white.

I corrected you.

I have double standards? This is news to me.


Yes, you are correct, my dear.

You corrected me on a quote of a quote that was my quote of mcsmcs' quote.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/wha-1.jpg

[Bunnee]

Ugh Buddha, I just don't have words enough to express how truly stoopid you are.

[Hardwood]

Ugh Buddha, I just don't have words enough to express how truly stoopid you are.

I even tried to explain it to him twice. I give up with him. He is too thick.

[Celtic Crusher]

Well, if you really wanna get technical, the polar bear's skin is every single colour in existence. The same can be said for any "black" object.

[KommieKat]

Ugh Buddha, I just don't have words enough to express how truly stoopid you are.

Babe, you know if I was over there right now, I'd have your ankles to your ears so fast, we'd be doing a new kind of act rightly called "Yoga fuck pumping".

I'd have you mumbling sutras whilst in your erotic throes of ecstasy like:

"Om mani padi Ohhhhhh.....I'm cummiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!":36_002:

[Bunnee]

That is the most skeeviest thing I've ever heard.

Dude, seriously. You need to stay away from me now. Fuck, thats gross. I'm going to have nightmares.

Oh and while you're staying away from me, it would do you justice, not to call me babe again.

[KommieKat]

That is the most skeeviest thing I've ever heard.

Dude, seriously. You need to stay away from me now. Fuck, thats gross. I'm going to have nightmares.

Oh and while you're staying away from me, it would do you justice, not to call me babe again.

Babe, you need to use quotes otherwise people will think that you're a hypocrite telling others to use quotes.

Get it, baby!

[Bunnee]

Its pretty fucking obvious who I'm talking to.

I don't NEED to use the quote feature when I'm replying directly to your post, in regards to your post.

[KommieKat]

Its pretty fucking obvious who I'm talking to.

I don't NEED to use the quote feature when I'm replying directly to your post, in regards to your post.

Babe, it was pretty fucking obvious who I was quoting from.

I don't NEED to use the quote feature when I'm replying directly from someone's post in regards to someone else.:khi7h:

[Bunnee]

Geez I fucking hate you right now.

I might just ignore your bullshit from now on. Most the time, you dont even know what the hell you're talking about.

You make NO FUCKING SENSE.

Instead of having a comeback you just re-use peoples shit, that has no relevance to what they were talking about. Its lame.

How old are you anyway? 50 pushing 55?

You have no idea how revolting it is for a man your age to be calling me babe. I hope everyone and their butt dingles tards you for every time you've called me that.

Grow up.

[KommieKat]

Geez I fucking hate you right now..

This makes me Happy! Like a bunny rabbit at an all you can eat carrot buffet!


I might just ignore your bullshit from now on. Most the time, you dont even know what the hell you're talking about..

This makes me most Happy! Like a little bunny rabbit on a warm spring day!




You make NO FUCKING SENSE..

This is good! Like stewed rabbit in red wine with onions and carrots!


Instead of having a comeback you just re-use peoples shit, that has no relevance to what they were talking about. Its lame..

Yes, I re-use people SHIT because it is after all, SHIT!


How old are you anyway? 50 pushing 55?.

47 as of this Friday, June 6th.. Why....thanks for asking!!


You have no idea how revolting it is for a man your age to be calling me babe. I hope everyone and their butt dingles tards you for every time you've called me that..

Ya, uh, sure thing, BABE!


Grow up.

Grow up for what? What is waiting there for me when I grow up?
A jar of cookies on the top shelf that I no longer need a stool to reach up for?

Or is it the expectations of being Mature like...............YOU!?

[Negativecool]

Well, if you really wanna get technical, the polar bear's skin is every single colour in existence. The same can be said for any "black" object.

Does it have color if it reflects all light? Or does it have color if it absorbs all light?

That's too deep for me to think about right now.
I'm gonna go play myself in chess like a dumbass.:khi4b:

[Celtic Crusher]

Does it have color if it reflects all light? Or does it have color if it absorbs all light?

That's too deep for me to think about right now.
I'm gonna go play myself in chess like a dumbass.:khi4b:

Black is the absence of all light. And in order for this to happen, no light can be reflected into our eyes. Therefore the object (polar bear skin in this case) must retain all three hundred trillion colours.

[mcsmc]

Does it have color if it reflects all light? Or does it have color if it absorbs all light?

That's too deep for me to think about right now.
I'm gonna go play myself in chess like a dumbass.:khi4b:
Color is the absence of reflected light. For example, something that appears yellow reflects all light but yellow light. Black objects don't reflect any light (in the visible color spectrum, anyway).

[mcsmc]

Black is the absence of all light. And in order for this to happen, no light can be reflected into our eyes. Therefore the object (polar bear skin in this case) must retain all three hundred trillion colours.

You're technically incorrect. Some light is still reflected into our eyes (infrared and ultraviolet, mostly), or we wouldn't see the object at all. And remember, you're the one that started the technical bullshit.

[Celtic Crusher]

You're technically incorrect. Some light is still reflected into our eyes (infrared and ultraviolet, mostly), or we wouldn't see the object at all. And remember, you're the one that started the technical bullshit.

I wasn't really taking them into consideration since they are invisible to the naked eye. I should have chosen my words better and been more specific.

But at least you knew where I was coming from anyway.


EDIT: I know I started the technical bullshit, but it was really just for a laugh because all the technicalities being thrown around. I wasn't really trying to sound like a smart ass.

[KommieKat]

Color is the absence of reflected light. For example, something that appears yellow reflects all light but yellow light. Black objects don't reflect any light (in the visible color spectrum, anyway).

And how about White? Same conditions as black?

[Pinkslit]

Geez I fucking hate you right now.

I might just ignore your bullshit from now on. Most the time, you dont even know what the hell you're talking about.

You make NO FUCKING SENSE.

Instead of having a comeback you just re-use peoples shit, that has no relevance to what they were talking about. Its lame.

How old are you anyway? 50 pushing 55?

You have no idea how revolting it is for a man your age to be calling me babe. I hope everyone and their butt dingles tards you for every time you've called me that.

Grow up.

Oh dear. (teehee)

Poor Bunnee darling is on the rag AND is being stalked by a geriatric butt dingleberry.

:yociexp77:

[Celtic Crusher]

And how about White? Same conditions as black?

White reflects all the colours of the light spectrum to the eyes.

[KommieKat]

White reflects all the colours of the light spectrum to the eyes.

And Pink? How about Pink?

[Pinkslit]

And Oriental Shit Yellow? How about Oriental Shit Yellow?

[Hardwood]

And Pink? How about Pink?
I think pink reflects a sweet vaginal glow.


And Oriental Shit Yellow? How about Oriental Shit Yellow?

I think yellow reflects a sour urine glow.

[Fishypancake]

Bears refuse to wander. It makes them look like pussies . Every venture is a recon mission, carefully planned, and well executed. A lot like texas... as a matter of fact, the answer is grey. I am color blind. It is a very sensitive struggle that my people have had to live with for generations. Do not make light of our struggle. Ever since the white man took our land, and raped our women we have never had the same comfort as we did when we had our ShamWOW! towles on hand. What a life it is to live alone without a space age towle.

[KommieKat]

Not only that, them dumb white fucks started using our chopsticks, trying to look a cool and shit.

Damn white niggers!

[Hardwood]

Bears refuse to wander. It makes them look like pussies . Every venture is a recon mission, carefully planned, and well executed. A lot like texas... as a matter of fact, the answer is grey. I am color blind. It is a very sensitive struggle that my people have had to live with for generations. Do not make light of our struggle. Ever since the white man took our land, and raped our women we have never had the same comfort as we did when we had our ShamWOW! towles on hand. What a life it is to live alone without a space age towle.

I understand, and wish I didn't.

[Fishypancake]

I understand, and wish I didn't.

Its made in germany, you know the germans always make good stuff.
Curse of the cloth.

[Hardwood]

Its made in germany, you know the germans always make good stuff.
Curse of the cloth.

K.

[Pinkslit]

Not only that, them dumb white fucks started using our chopsticks, trying to look a cool and shit.

Damn white niggers!

Your chopsticks????
I know you fuck a yellow peril and have poop yellow kids, but how long have YOU been a slanty eye?

[KommieKat]

Your chopsticks????
I know you fuck a yellow peril and have poop yellow kids, but how long have YOU been a slanty eye?

About as long as you've had those white skinned kids that look like week old dried out cat turds. You know, that ones that turn WHITE.

[Pinkslit]

So are you an Asian or is it your usual lying bullshit?

[Celtic Crusher]

And Pink? How about Pink?

Pink is every colour but pink, blue is every colour but blue, red is every colour but red etc. etc.

[mcsmc]

So are you an Asian or is it your usual lying bullshit?

The only thing Asian about him is his package.