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KommieKat
05-28-2008, 11:46 PM
Face it. You Aussies are more Americans than Americans are.
You play Cowboys and Indians, not Bushrangers and Aboriginals.
You have tattoos representing Native Americans and rarely if ever Aboriginal artwork.
You follow America into every war obligingly.
Halloween is now popular.
Most products owned by Australians are under American brand names.
You watch predominantly American TV programs. Enjoyed you Vegamite today?
Austraians now George Washington but Americans don't know Edmund Barton.
Like those Levis and Nike shoes?
Face it. America has developed some of the most progressive and revolutionary social values in the world.
Australias contribution to the world: Boomerangs and Russel Crow.
Hardwood
05-28-2008, 11:52 PM
Face it. You Aussies are more Americans than Americans are.
You play Cowboys and Indians, not Bushrangers and Aboriginals.
You have tattoos representing Native Americans and rarely if ever Aboriginal artwork.
You follow America into every war obligingly.
Halloween is now popular.
Most products owned by Australians are under American brand names.
You watch predominantly American TV programs. Enjoyed you Vegamite today?
Austraians now George Washington but Americans don't know Edmund Barton.
Like those Levis and Nike shoes?
Face it. America has developed some of the most progressive and revolutionary social values in the world.
Australias contribution to the world: Boomerangs and Russel Crow.
Where is this going?
WTF is your problem with Aussies (or Americans for that matter)
What are you trying to do?
STFU!
KommieKat
05-29-2008, 12:04 AM
Where is this going?
WTF is your problem with Aussies (or Americans for that matter)
What are you trying to do?
STFU!
1. "Where is this going?":khi1j:
Well, that is not for me to answer alone. You as well as anybody else can take the thead any direction you please.
2. "WTF...............Aussies." :yociexpress09:
No problems.
3. "What are ou trying to do?":yociexp33:
Piss you off. Ahahahaha!
4. "STFU!":yociexp53:
Ah, no.
Fishypancake
05-29-2008, 12:40 AM
Kickin' ass, and takin' names, fightin' round da' world!
Lets go tugga!
Incognito
05-29-2008, 12:43 AM
Where is this going?
WTF is your problem with Aussies (or Americans for that matter)
What are you trying to do?
STFU!
Hey heres an idea... why don't you get off his nuts already, hmm? His post was kinda funny. Don't you have anything better to do than click around looking for Buddha's posts so you can TRY to attack him?
KommieKat
05-29-2008, 01:11 AM
Hey heres an idea... why don't you get off his nuts already, hmm? His post was kinda funny. Don't you have anything better to do than click around looking for Buddha's posts so you can TRY to attack him?
Yeah! What he said!
And further more, get Incog out of your dumbass sig.
Give it a fucking rest already!
mcsmc
05-29-2008, 01:17 AM
All America is, is the collaboration of many cultures... including Aussies. So if you see "American" ways spreading throughout the world, it's most likely simply the evolution of the original cultures. Open your fucking eyes.
gigman
05-29-2008, 09:17 AM
Don't you have anything better to do than click around looking for Buddha's posts so you can TRY to attack him?
Hell no! That's what we live for. LMAO
P.S. And fuck you too!
Stickman
05-29-2008, 10:25 AM
Face it. You Aussies are more Americans than Americans are.
You play Cowboys and Indians, not Bushrangers and Aboriginals.
You have tattoos representing Native Americans and rarely if ever Aboriginal artwork.
You follow America into every war obligingly.
Halloween is now popular.
Most products owned by Australians are under American brand names.
You watch predominantly American TV programs. Enjoyed you Vegamite today?
Austraians now George Washington but Americans don't know Edmund Barton.
Like those Levis and Nike shoes?
Face it. America has developed some of the most progressive and revolutionary social values in the world.
Australias contribution to the world: Boomerangs and Russel Crow.
Bushrangers and Aboriginals doesn't make sense. Bushrangers were criminals who robbed banks, wagons, people etc. Aboriginals were the natives on the land and unlike in America the take over was pretty swift and no real battles were fought. If anything disease did most the damage. As for playing Cowboys and Indians it's probably because we get the same shitty toys from China as you guys.
Tattoos representing native americans is not common at all. Now tattoos representing culture from surrounding island nations on the other hand. Well sure people get tribal tattoos here. But the wierder thing is that Americans get tribal tattoos from cultures that their country doesn't have day to day relations with. From thousands of miles away.
And America followed us into world war one and two. You may argue we followed the British but it's more the case that Australia tries to stand up for democracy and freedom often at a higher price than our nation could afford.
Halloween still isn't popular. Trust me. It is increasing in popularity but it aint anywhere near America. Certainly less popular than St Patricks day. See where i'm going with this. People celebrate cultures from around the world who would have thought.
Welcome to global corporations. FOX, New York Post and a whole bunch of other media outlets is owned by News Corporation. Guess where News Corporation was founded and run until about five years ago when they had to move it to America because it was too influencial in the American landscape. I think you can guess which country.
Yeah sure we watch American TV shows. So does England, Canada in fact lets just say the English speaking world. You'll find that there are Australian actors, directors, screenwriters (ok i'm out of jobs involving TV production that I know but you get the point) working in these shows. Why? Money. Quite simple American TV has more money and thus can make better shows with better actors. Does this mean that Australia is solely made up of American TV shows? Nope not the case. In fact I would say that 65-70% of free to air TV in Australia is Australian content. As for Australian TV overseas I hear our soaps are quite popular in Britain.
I had vegemite on my toast for breakfast this morning. Thanks for asking. I can't be assed bringing out sales figures. But trust me I don't know many people without a jar in their fridge.
Of course Australians know George Washington and Americans not Edmund Barton. In fact a lot of Australians probably don't know who Edmund Barton is. Mainly because our independence came about by a simple voting process making Australia a country on January 1st 1901. You guys had a bloody war with england. Kinda stands out in history a bit more don't you think.
Like those Ugg boots? Like Rip Curl, Billabong, Quicksilver? Again welcome to a global marketplace. We have stuff from American companies you guys have stuff from Australian companies.
Yeah here a little fact on progressive and revolutionary social values fact for you. Australia gave women the right to vote before the USA. How's that for being progressive. Done in 1902 however in the 1901 election women from some states were also allowed to vote. America didn't reach this milestone officially until 1920. Aboriginals gained the right to vote in 1962 sadly black American didn't get that right until 1965 if information serves me correctly. Bit slow on social values over there aren't ya. Now i'm not saying we were or are saints on social values just that we are no worse than America.
Contributions to the world? How about 100,000 young Australian men and women lives lost in World War I and II so that democracy and freedom are values enjoyed by most of this world. If that doesn't do it for you how about the Electronic Pacemaker, the Bionic Ear, Spray-on-skin, the vaccine to prevent cervical cancer, the Electric Drill, Two Stroke Lawn Mower, Latex Gloves, polymer bank notes, differential gears, Black Box Flight Recorder, Inflatable Aircraft Escape Slide & Raft, Self-Propelled Rotary Hoe, stump-jump plough, Combine Harvester and a whole bunch of other neat and useful stuff.
KommieKat
05-29-2008, 10:28 AM
Bushrangers and Aboriginals doesn't make sense. Bushrangers were criminals who robbed banks, wagons, people etc. Aboriginals were the natives on the land and unlike in America the take over was pretty swift and no real battles were fought. If anything disease did most the damage. As for playing Cowboys and Indians it's probably because we get the same shitty toys from China as you guys.
Tattoos representing native americans is not common at all. Now tattoos representing culture from surrounding island nations on the other hand. Well sure people get tribal tattoos here. But the wierder thing is that Americans get tribal tattoos from cultures that their country doesn't have day to day relations with. From thousands of miles away.
And America followed us into world war one and two. You may argue we followed the British but it's more the case that Australia tries to stand up for democracy and freedom often at a higher price than our nation could afford.
Halloween still isn't popular. Trust me. It is increasing in popularity but it aint anywhere near America. Certainly less popular than St Patricks day. See where i'm going with this. People celebrate cultures from around the world who would have thought.
Welcome to global corporations. FOX, New York Post and a whole bunch of other media outlets is owned by News Corporation. Guess where News Corporation was founded and run until about five years ago when they had to move it to America because it was too influencial in the American landscape. I think you can guess which country.
Yeah sure we watch American TV shows. So does England, Canada in fact lets just say the English speaking world. You'll find that there are Australian actors, directors, screenwriters (ok i'm out of jobs involving TV production that I know but you get the point) working in these shows. Why? Money. Quite simple American TV has more money and thus can make better shows with better actors. Does this mean that Australia is solely made up of American TV shows? Nope not the case. In fact I would say that 65-70% of free to air TV in Australia is Australian content. As for Australian TV overseas I hear our soaps are quite popular in Britain.
I had vegemite on my toast for breakfast this morning. Thanks for asking. I can't be assed bringing out sales figures. But trust me I don't know many people without a jar in their fridge.
Of course Australians know George Washington and Americans not Edmund Barton. In fact a lot of Australians probably don't know who Edmund Barton is. Mainly because our independence came about by a simple voting process making Australia a country on January 1st 1901. You guys had a bloody war with england. Kinda stands out in history a bit more don't you think.
Like those Ugg boots? Like Rip Curl, Billabong, Quicksilver? Again welcome to a global marketplace. We have stuff from American companies you guys have stuff from Australian companies.
Yeah here a little fact on progressive and revolutionary social values fact for you. Australia gave women the right to vote before the USA. How's that for being progressive. Done in 1902 however in the 1901 election women from some states were also allowed to vote. America didn't reach this milestone officially until 1920. Aboriginals gained the right to vote in 1962 sadly black American didn't get that right until 1965 if information serves me correctly. Bit slow on social values over there aren't ya. Now i'm not saying we were or are saints on social values just that we are no worse than America.
Contributions to the world? How about 100,000 young Australian men and women lives lost in World War I and II so that democracy and freedom are values enjoyed by most of this world. If that doesn't do it for you how about the Electronic Pacemaker, the Bionic Ear, Spray-on-skin, the vaccine to prevent cervical cancer, the Electric Drill, Two Stroke Lawn Mower, Latex Gloves, polymer bank notes, differential gears, Black Box Flight Recorder, Inflatable Aircraft Escape Slide & Raft, Self-Propelled Rotary Hoe, stump-jump plough, Combine Harvester and a whole bunch of other neat and useful stuff.
That was a good post, thanks!
My objective was to piss hello out of Pink and Hardwood.
Stickman
05-29-2008, 10:34 AM
That was a good post, thanks!
My objective was to piss hello out of Pink and Hardwood.
My browser crashed six times during that post. Was annoying the hell out of me. hence some sentences make no sense at all. That and it's midnight and I'm sleepy.
Pinkslit
05-29-2008, 02:57 PM
That was a good post, thanks!
My objective was to piss hello out of Pink and Hardwood.
Then you failed.
I am not an Australian.
Hardwood
05-29-2008, 06:43 PM
Hey heres an idea... why don't you get off his nuts already, hmm? His post was kinda funny. Don't you have anything better to do than click around looking for Buddha's posts so you can TRY to attack him?
Yeah! What he said!
And further more, get Incog out of your dumbass sig.
Give it a fucking rest already!
I swear you two are lovers..............
KommieKat
05-29-2008, 07:23 PM
I swear you two are lovers..............
Swearing does not equate Knowing, knucklenuts.
KommieKat
05-29-2008, 07:24 PM
Then you failed.
I am not an Australian.
Oh yes it does!
I call bullshit that you're a kiwi.
You're nothing more than a walking-talking Albino Abo.
Hardwood
05-29-2008, 07:39 PM
Swearing does not equate Knowing, knucklenuts.
I never said it did. I am basing my comment on the posts I see here.
At least I have not stooped to name calling as you seem to do in most of your posts. How childish.
Pinkslit
05-29-2008, 08:21 PM
Oh yes it does!
I call bullshit that you're a kiwi.
You're nothing more than a walking-talking Albino Abo.
You make no sense.
Go back home to USA and get an intelligence refresher course.
(http://imageshack.us)
Shade
05-29-2008, 10:44 PM
I swear you two are lovers..............
There kinda the same thing. I wonder if that makes them soul mates! awwwwwwww...i wonder...hey guys? which one of you is the chick?
KommieKat
05-29-2008, 11:52 PM
I never said it did. I am basing my comment on the posts I see here.
At least I have not stooped to name calling as you seem to do in most of your posts. How childish.
You're a lying sack of shit, Bronco Betty!
Incognito
05-30-2008, 12:06 AM
There kinda the same thing. I wonder if that makes them soul mates! awwwwwwww...i wonder...hey guys? which one of you is the chick?
http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/1483f7d1882408.png
hottyhere
05-30-2008, 04:07 AM
Bushrangers and Aboriginals doesn't make sense. Bushrangers were criminals who robbed banks, wagons, people etc. Aboriginals were the natives on the land and unlike in America the take over was pretty swift and no real battles were fought. If anything disease did most the damage. As for playing Cowboys and Indians it's probably because we get the same shitty toys from China as you guys.
Tattoos representing native americans is not common at all. Now tattoos representing culture from surrounding island nations on the other hand. Well sure people get tribal tattoos here. But the wierder thing is that Americans get tribal tattoos from cultures that their country doesn't have day to day relations with. From thousands of miles away.
And America followed us into world war one and two. You may argue we followed the British but it's more the case that Australia tries to stand up for democracy and freedom often at a higher price than our nation could afford.
Halloween still isn't popular. Trust me. It is increasing in popularity but it aint anywhere near America. Certainly less popular than St Patricks day. See where i'm going with this. People celebrate cultures from around the world who would have thought.
Welcome to global corporations. FOX, New York Post and a whole bunch of other media outlets is owned by News Corporation. Guess where News Corporation was founded and run until about five years ago when they had to move it to America because it was too influencial in the American landscape. I think you can guess which country.
Yeah sure we watch American TV shows. So does England, Canada in fact lets just say the English speaking world. You'll find that there are Australian actors, directors, screenwriters (ok i'm out of jobs involving TV production that I know but you get the point) working in these shows. Why? Money. Quite simple American TV has more money and thus can make better shows with better actors. Does this mean that Australia is solely made up of American TV shows? Nope not the case. In fact I would say that 65-70% of free to air TV in Australia is Australian content. As for Australian TV overseas I hear our soaps are quite popular in Britain.
I had vegemite on my toast for breakfast this morning. Thanks for asking. I can't be assed bringing out sales figures. But trust me I don't know many people without a jar in their fridge.
Of course Australians know George Washington and Americans not Edmund Barton. In fact a lot of Australians probably don't know who Edmund Barton is. Mainly because our independence came about by a simple voting process making Australia a country on January 1st 1901. You guys had a bloody war with england. Kinda stands out in history a bit more don't you think.
Like those Ugg boots? Like Rip Curl, Billabong, Quicksilver? Again welcome to a global marketplace. We have stuff from American companies you guys have stuff from Australian companies.
Yeah here a little fact on progressive and revolutionary social values fact for you. Australia gave women the right to vote before the USA. How's that for being progressive. Done in 1902 however in the 1901 election women from some states were also allowed to vote. America didn't reach this milestone officially until 1920. Aboriginals gained the right to vote in 1962 sadly black American didn't get that right until 1965 if information serves me correctly. Bit slow on social values over there aren't ya. Now i'm not saying we were or are saints on social values just that we are no worse than America.
Contributions to the world? How about 100,000 young Australian men and women lives lost in World War I and II so that democracy and freedom are values enjoyed by most of this world. If that doesn't do it for you how about the Electronic Pacemaker, the Bionic Ear, Spray-on-skin, the vaccine to prevent cervical cancer, the Electric Drill, Two Stroke Lawn Mower, Latex Gloves, polymer bank notes, differential gears, Black Box Flight Recorder, Inflatable Aircraft Escape Slide & Raft, Self-Propelled Rotary Hoe, stump-jump plough, Combine Harvester and a whole bunch of other neat and useful stuff.
Excellent post mate. I was thinking all these things when I read them and great to meet a fellow Brissie dude from the land of OZ
Bunnee
05-30-2008, 05:40 AM
My boyfriend read this somewhere, I thought it perfect for the thread.
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Being Australian is about embracing multiculturalism.
Rock on Vegemite, Heineken, Ikea, Nokia, AND Toshiba.
Pinkslit
05-30-2008, 06:40 AM
My boyfriend read this somewhere, I thought it perfect for the thread.
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Being Australian is about embracing multiculturalism.
Rock on Vegemite, Heineken, Ikea, Nokia, AND Toshiba.
Great big hairy bouncing bollocks.
The average Australian is a white male or female who hates every other race or nationality... no multiculturalism there.
Bunch of illiterate, criminal bludgers who bask in the shadow of their superior cousins, the Kiwis.
Vegemite...VEGEMITE???? Try MARMITE for fucks sake!!!
Silly Cunt
05-30-2008, 07:25 AM
Atleast I'm not a caucasian man, sitting in an Asian country - with cultural and historic ties to the Commonwealth, dissing democracy, encouraging communism, and sitting on the internet for eleventy-seven hours a day trying to piss off decent people.
Confused, middle aged, gook fucking twits really piss me off.
Kudos, Stickman.
Silly Cunt
05-30-2008, 07:27 AM
MARMITE
Them's fighting words. See you in hell.
KommieKat
05-30-2008, 08:10 AM
Atleast I'm not a caucasian man, sitting in an Asian country - with cultural and historic ties to the Commonwealth, dissing democracy, encouraging communism, and sitting on the internet for eleventy-seven hours a day trying to piss off decent people.
Confused, middle aged, gook fucking twits really piss me off.
Kudos, Stickman.
You're pissed off? That makes me happy!
Australia is considered to be part of Asia, ya sepo.
At least I'm not tattooing fat fucks on the ass for a living, fag.
Pinkslit
05-30-2008, 03:48 PM
Australia is considered to be part of Asia
Apart from the Asian drug smugglers, retards and illegal immigrants, exactly who considers Australia to be part of Asia?
(http://imageshack.us)
Polar Bear
05-30-2008, 04:02 PM
Oi!! oi oi oi!! plonker! Oi!
^ This thread makes me giggle.
You foreigners are so cute when you're ranting on an American-run forum about how consequential and poignant your cultures are.
Pinkslit
05-30-2008, 05:41 PM
^ This thread makes me giggle.
You foreigners are so cute when you're ranting on an American-run forum about how consequential and poignant your cultures are.
It is obvious that you know two-thirds of five-eights of fuck all about Ozzies and Kiwis. We are NOT foreigners, so your comments are up the boohai.
If you rattle your dags and came over and did a tiki tour to Waikikamukau we'd give you savs and pavs and you'd see what a piss awful place you hail from.
We pack a bit of a sad when you Yanks throw a wobbly about our culture. After all, it's people like you mob that think you're flower pots because you have holes in your bums.
KommieKat
05-30-2008, 08:44 PM
It is obvious that you know two-thirds of five-eights of fuck all about Ozzies and Kiwis. We are NOT foreigners, so your comments are up the boohai.
If you rattle your dags and came over and did a tiki tour to Waikikamukau we'd give you savs and pavs and you'd see what a piss awful place you hail from.
We pack a bit of a sad when you Yanks through a wobbly about our culture. After all, it's people like you mob that think you're flower pots because you have holes in your bums.
Please vote for him in FIMD thread, thanks.
Hardwood
05-30-2008, 08:53 PM
Please vote for him in FIMD thread, thanks.
Another boyfriend? You are the slut aren't you?
Now THAT was name calling.
Polar Bear
05-30-2008, 09:05 PM
Please vote for him in FIMD thread, thanks.
Shiiiiit. Muddafucca I could use somebody!
Silly Cunt
05-31-2008, 02:37 AM
^ This thread makes me giggle.
You foreigners are so cute when you're ranting on an American-run forum about how consequential and poignant your cultures are.
I'm proud of who I am and where I come from.
It will never change.
Shade
05-31-2008, 02:42 AM
I'm proud of who I am and where I come from.
It will never change.
I'm proud of your mommy too! She just learned how to give a lap dance properly!
Shade
05-31-2008, 02:44 AM
http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/1483f7d1882408.png
Ohhhh i've seen that picture before! it's in like 5 differnt threads across like 3 differnt sites! Sadly it has yet to go out of style!
Pinkslit
05-31-2008, 02:56 AM
I'm proud of who I am and where I come from.
It will never change.
That's true, you will never change.
You are an ugly looking cunt so you MUST be an Australian. Looking at your pic carefully I can see the inbred signs of in family fucking, so you must be from Western Australia. Do the world a favour and die now.
(http://imageshack.us)
Silly Cunt
05-31-2008, 03:08 AM
I'm proud of your mommy too! She just learned how to give a lap dance properly!
My mother has a 13 inch cock.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Silly Cunt
05-31-2008, 03:09 AM
That's true, you will never change.
You are an ugly looking cunt so you MUST be an Australian. Looking at your pic carefully I can see the inbred signs of in family fucking, so you must be from Western Australia. Do the world a favour and die now.
Now now, that's just stupid. Atleast give us a laugh.
Pinkslit
05-31-2008, 04:04 AM
Now now, that's just stupid. Atleast give us a laugh.
You are the laugh.
Silly Cunt
05-31-2008, 04:19 AM
You are the laugh.
In an attempt to get through to you, I'm going to post a picture of a man with Thalidomide degeneration praising Jebus.
http://ccc-acw.org.uk/images/events/Thalidomide!!-Glyn(1).jpg
***I'm not entirely sure what I'm trying to say, but it's far, far funnier than the shite you post.
Stickman
05-31-2008, 06:53 AM
^ This thread makes me giggle.
You foreigners are so cute when you're ranting on an American-run forum about how consequential and poignant your cultures are.
Insert comment about having a culture to be poignant about.
KommieKat
05-31-2008, 01:40 PM
You are the laugh.
You're not.
Even Squid Cat's funnier than you, crispy cunts.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/squid_cat_hat1.jpg
Pinkslit
05-31-2008, 02:34 PM
SillyCunt and BuddhaBoy are hilarious....for braindead homos.
Incognito
05-31-2008, 04:59 PM
Ohhhh i've seen that picture before! it's in like 5 differnt threads across like 3 differnt sites! Sadly it has yet to go out of style!
Umm... no you haven't. I made it the other night especially for you. Please, if you can prove me to be a liar, feel free to post the link to a thread where its been posted before. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. Thanks.
Shade
05-31-2008, 05:39 PM
My mother has a 13 inch cock.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Oh man... That explains soooo much
CrAnIuM
01-02-2011, 12:05 PM
LoL.
We need more gimp ass foreign bastards !!!
Gravy
01-09-2011, 02:21 AM
Face it. You Aussies are more Americans than Americans are.
You play Cowboys and Indians, not Bushrangers and Aboriginals. We do?
You have tattoos representing Native Americans and rarely if ever Aboriginal artwork. We do?
You follow America into every war obligingly. We do? What about WWII? Or East Timor?
Halloween is now popular. It is?
Most products owned by Australians are under American brand names. Funny.. I thought they were Chinese..
You watch predominantly American TV programs. Enjoyed you Vegamite today? Doesn't every English-speaking country, especially ones with Pay TV?
Austraians now George Washington but Americans don't know Edmund Barton. That's because World History is a compulsory high school subject..
Like those Levis and Nike shoes? No, not really. My trainers and football boots are ADIDAS or a local brand..
Face it. America has developed some of the most progressive and revolutionary social values in the world. MTV and fast food aren't values.
Australias contribution to the world: Boomerangs and Russel Crow. Rusty is a Kiwi.
Wow. Clearly some people should do some form of basic research before posting shit like this in public.
Freewilly
01-09-2011, 09:06 AM
Wow. Clearly some people should do some form of basic research before posting shit like this in public.
Ditto lol oh and yep enjoy my vegemite most days
SlimSkeeter
01-09-2011, 11:57 AM
vegemite
Bunnee sent me some of that... I shared it with the guys at work. The looks on their faces were worth my tasting it first.... lol
CrAnIuM
01-09-2011, 12:16 PM
I shared it with the guys at work. The looks on their faces were worth my tasting it first....
Gross
Wenis
01-09-2011, 08:19 PM
Us brits prefer Fosters to Budweiser!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Fosters_pint.jpg > http://www.1designer-clothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/budweiser-beer-usa.bmp
Gravy
01-10-2011, 02:55 AM
Vegemite tastes like a homeless man's unwiped ass.
.. which is why we love it.
Gravy
01-10-2011, 02:56 AM
Us brits prefer Fosters to Budweiser!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Fosters_pint.jpg
We only let you Brits steal our shittest beers!
Freewilly
01-10-2011, 04:54 AM
hahaha too true, fosters is shit ! VB is the go.
Wenis
01-10-2011, 06:48 AM
We only let you Brits steal our shittest beers!
hahaha too true, fosters is shit ! VB is the go.
Lol, I knew you two would have something to say about Fosters. It's probs the most common beer in the UK, after the British Carlsberg & Carling and is my personal favourite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMgIJuzvH24
Scabman
01-10-2011, 11:49 AM
British Carlsberg & Carling
Carlsberg is danish, dude.
Wenis
01-10-2011, 12:50 PM
Carlsberg is danish, dude.
So it is! It's #1 in the UK I just assumed.
Where's my Norwegian beer by the way!?
Scabman
01-10-2011, 02:04 PM
Where's my Norwegian beer by the way!?
Which do you want? Hansa? Ægir? Nøgne Ø? Aass?
Just stay away from Ringnes and Tau.
CrAnIuM
01-10-2011, 02:09 PM
Which do you want? Hansa? Ægir? Nøgne Ø? Aass? Just stay away from Ringnes and Tau.
Get him a nice can of hot aass.
Wenis
01-10-2011, 02:28 PM
Any will do, but yeah, some of your Aass please, I've had a few of them in my time. Yum.
Ignore what cranium says, I'll take my aass cold and warm it up with friction if necessary.
KommieKat
01-10-2011, 10:35 PM
Carlsberg
A 350 ml can of that out here cost about HK$ 7.8. That's US$1.00 !!!
And that can be found in the 7/11 for that price!!
Gravy
01-11-2011, 02:12 AM
Fuck me dead! You have a beer named aass? Why was I not informed prior to this? I'm going to have to import some of your aass and enjoy it at the next circle jerk.. I mean work meeting.. next month.
Scabman
01-11-2011, 07:11 PM
Fuck me dead! You have a beer named aass? Why was I not informed prior to this?
I have mentioned it before, but yeah, we have it!
http://swollencranium.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1487&d=1256815714
CrAnIuM
01-11-2011, 07:18 PM
Mmm .. Fat ol aass !!!
Fosters V. Budweiser is a close call, since they both taste like shit.
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