Why is yours the better gender?

[Violet]

Once upon a time, I had an employee named Denny.

Denny didn't like being a man. Denny dressed up in women's clothing in his free time. Denny took hormones to make his boobs grow. Denny got fired for describing the sex change operation he wanted to get to a woman and her two young daughters while trying to sell them accessories.

Silly Denny.


Are you like Denny, or are you happy with your gender?

I like being a chick.

I won't lie, being a woman has gotten me free drinks and has helped me to avoid traffic tickets. I like having boobs, and I've never had to ask for permission to touch my boobs. I can do cool shit like give birth. I like buying pretty underwear and sometimes I like to wear dresses.

I would not be happy being a man. You guys and your erections. Seriously, I can't get over how bad that must suck sometimes. You're minding your own business, and you think about the sexings you had the night before and BAM! You're walking around trying to disguise the tent pole in your pants. I mean, does it feel like it's saying, "Look at ME everyone! I'm aroused!"

Yeah, that would blow.

[Mamba]

[quote]I would not be happy being a man. You guys and your erections. Seriously, I can't get over how bad that must suck sometimes. You're minding your own business, and you think about the sexings you had the night before and BAM! You're walking around trying to disguise the tent pole in your pants. I mean, does it feel like it's saying, "Look at ME everyone! I'm aroused!"


Technically the same thing happens to chicks with their nipples. But at least we can say we're just cold.

The boobs are obviously the reason why ours is the better gender.

And stockings.

And necklaces, rings, bracelets and earrings.

And we can wear makeup if we woke up ugly.

[mcsmc]

I won't lie, being a woman has gotten me free drinks and has helped me to avoid traffic tickets.

Men don't need free drinks, because they earn money. You say women earn money too... but look at statistics for the same job paying a man versus a woman... men ALWAYS get paid more. Why? Because we're men. Yep, that's the only reason.

Also, men don't need to get out of traffic tickets, because we don't rear end old ladies and park in handicapped zones accidentally. Men know how to drive. It doesn't matter if it's a Ford Escort or a semi truck, we'll drive the fucker from point A to point B... or point C, depending on whether we know where point B is. (Directions are irrelevant to driving.) The whole POINT of motor vehicles is to go. It doesn't matter where you go, driving is what counts.


I like having boobs, and I've never had to ask for permission to touch my boobs.Men don't care about things being easy. We were born for tough stuff... man stuff. Men love the hunt more than they do the prey. Maybe now you can understand why once people get married, often their relationship goes downhill -- the man got his prize, and the hunt's over.


I can do cool shit like give birth.Good. For. You. It doesn't hurt me one bit to realize that I'll never have the feeling of an entire watermelon squeezing through my urethra.


I like buying pretty underwear and sometimes I like to wear dresses.Men's boxers have the coolest prints ANY clothing offers. And you can have the dresses, too. The point of dresses is FOR men, anyway. Easier access to the goods.


I would not be happy being a man. You guys and your erections. Seriously, I can't get over how bad that must suck sometimes. You're minding your own business, and you think about the sexings you had the night before and BAM! You're walking around trying to disguise the tent pole in your pants. I mean, does it feel like it's saying, "Look at ME everyone! I'm aroused!" I still can't figure this one out. I don't have that problem... I can control my ability to be physically turned on or not. I'm told often that I have a lot of self control in general... maybe that's it, maybe I was born genetically different... who knows. Either way, not a problem for me.

Women, on the other hand, when physically turned on, can be smelt a few hundred feet away. No, it's not just water your body secretes... it's a shitload of very potent pheromones too. Good luck thinking no one knows, though!




Technically the same thing happens to chicks with their nipples. But at least we can say we're just cold.

And we pretend to believe that lie. Men's nipples get hard, too. We are just smart enough to wear thick shirts and jazz.


The boobs are obviously the reason why ours is the better gender.I'd rather not have a flesh bib competing with my testicles when I'm 60... just my opinion, though.


And stockings.Ugh... I don't even like tight pants. However, men have the wonderful advantage of POCKETS. That's right, we're smart enough to have our clothes be able to hold things, instead of either A) carrying around a massive dump truck-sized leather encasement with everything we've owned since we were 6 years old, or B) toting around a tiny "leather" (probably made out of a calf's bladder, actually... who knows... lipstick is made out of fish scales!) wannabe pocket that carries a grand total of: your ID, lipstick, and cellphone (it's gotta be a small cellphone too, or your wannabe pocket will bulge and NOT look spiffy).


And necklaces, rings, bracelets and earrings.Men wear all that shit too, and look great wearing it.


And we can wear makeup if we woke up ugly.Ahh yes, the painting deal. See... men aren't scared to show their real appearance when they walk out into the world each day. Men may not be secure with who they are, but they're not going to hide it because of that. I know, I know... things like that take balls.

[Josie]

B) toting around a tiny "leather" (probably made out of a calf's bladder, actually... who knows... lipstick is made out of fish scales!) wannabe pocket that carries a grand total of: your ID, lipstick, and cellphone (it's gotta be a small cellphone too, or your wannabe pocket will bulge and NOT look spiffy).

- It's not leather, it's some sort of fabric. I found it at Goodwill for really cheap and it's quite functional... and since it's dark grey, it goes with most any casual outfit.

- I don't carry make-up with me... and I don't wear lipstick. Phone (not small, it's a PDA), wallet (not small, it's functional as well - and organized), pen, keys clipped to my side.

:khi2d:
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On topic. I'd like to be a guy for a week or so. Sex from the other perspective would be pretty cool. It'd also be interesting to walk around with danglies between my legs.

Honestly, I don't think either sex is "better" - I know this thread is more for fun... but still, I can't really think of any arguments I would actually spout off as to why women are better.

[Scabman]

I would never trade my penis for anything.
Why? Because I, as an european, can put stuff under my foreskin, it rawks.

[Violet]

Men don't need free drinks, because they earn money. You say women earn money too... but look at statistics for the same job paying a man versus a woman... men ALWAYS get paid more. Why? Because we're men. Yep, that's the only reason.I don't need free drinks either. I'm not a lush. However, it's always nice to have one bought for me.


Also, men don't need to get out of traffic tickets, because we don't rear end old ladies and park in handicapped zones accidentally. Men know how to drive. It doesn't matter if it's a Ford Escort or a semi truck, we'll drive the fucker from point A to point B... or point C, depending on whether we know where point B is. (Directions are irrelevant to driving.) The whole POINT of motor vehicles is to go. It doesn't matter where you go, driving is what counts.Oh, so guys don't ever get traffic tickets, eh? Good to know!


Men don't care about things being easy. We were born for tough stuff... man stuff. Men love the hunt more than they do the prey. Maybe now you can understand why once people get married, often their relationship goes downhill -- the man got his prize, and the hunt's over.Chicks like a challenge, too. I think you kinda missed the point. Chicks have boobs, and that makes us awesome.


Good. For. You. It doesn't hurt me one bit to realize that I'll never have the feeling of an entire watermelon squeezing through my urethra.Yeah, I'll give you that. That shit HURTS (but I can honestly say it's worth it.)


Men's boxers have the coolest prints ANY clothing offers. And you can have the dresses, too. The point of dresses is FOR men, anyway. Easier access to the goods.So you prefer boxers to silky panties?

Oh, and dresses and skirts ROCK. It's like being able to go out in public with your jammies on. Seriously. If I was a dude, I'd probably secretly wear skirts at home.


I still can't figure this one out. I don't have that problem... I can control my ability to be physically turned on or not. I'm told often that I have a lot of self control in general... maybe that's it, maybe I was born genetically different... who knows. Either way, not a problem for me.Yeah, I dunno. Good for you and your self control, I guess. I've heard plenty of stories, and seen a few embarrassing moments. Enough to know that most guys go through it at least once.


Women, on the other hand, when physically turned on, can be smelt a few hundred feet away. No, it's not just water your body secretes... it's a shitload of very potent pheromones too. Good luck thinking no one knows, though!
Yeah, pheromones are one thing... If someone accuses me of smelling horny, I can always deny it. Erections? How can you deny that?

[Violet]

On topic. I'd like to be a guy for a week or so. Sex from the other perspective would be pretty cool. It'd also be interesting to walk around with danglies between my legs.Heh, yeah. I'd do it too, if I could.


Honestly, I don't think either sex is "better" - I know this thread is more for fun... but still, I can't really think of any arguments I would actually spout off as to why women are better.It is just for fun. Both sexes have their perks.

[Violet]

Ball sweat! Chicks don't have sweaty balls. That makes us cooler.

[Shade]

Typical situations...

Physical labor/fighting: Guys are far better suited for such a thing. They have genetics, powerful builds, wider, taller body's. They do not have boobs to get in the way. In some cases people like suki are the exception, but still, on average men have the advantage in both fighting and physical labor. The only exception to this rule is the maternal instinct, which allows women to win one or two fights.

Raising offspring: Women are far more suited for raising kids. They are have the maternial instinct, a food source on there body's, and they are on average shorter to the ground to reach the kids! The maternial instinct allows a greater degree of caring, loving, thinking about, emotional capacity, etc.

Providing/gathering: Men, in there nature, are providers and protectors. They simply do not feel 'right' sitting around the house while someone else gathers or provides. This is genetic. Some men have learned to ignore it by playing playstation. However the majority of men are doer's and fixers rather then thinkers. Thus at work a man will just get the job done and not bitch, because its his job, where the woman will take into account her emotions and the boss's emotions and co-workers emotions twords her.

house work: Woman think alot more then men. Thus there attention to detail is far greater on average then men. Where a man can do all the house work in a few hours, there may be a few spots on the dishes, where women may take longer but it gets done right.

Learning: Men by far. Though women think more, its often there downfall. They get to cought up in thinking and get confused. on average women are far more confused. Further more, men will concentrate on a task, and use logic. Women use emotions. Logic is the basis of learning, so again men rule this catagoy.

Emotional stability: Need i say this one? There are alot of men that are emotionally stable. I've never met a woman who was truely emotionally stable, as there emotions change constantly, and at differnt times a month. On average a 35 yearold soccer mom will take 6 pills to keep her 'stable' the average man may take 1 viagra to get the same effect.

Sex: While women have the goods, men often do the work. over 75% of the positions in the kama-sutra are ones where the women has to do little to no movement. One has to take into consideration oral sex though, where the majority of women give but do not receave. In genearl women attempt to please because of there maternal nature, where men are there to get the job done. This one is a tie.

Vagina's vs penis's: Vagina's are ugly. I don't care what you say, every vagina looks like 2 slabs of roast beef, or a really big dent. A penis has the ability to grow, shrink, depending on the mood of the man. It can also be able to do usefull things like slap people in the face. The penis can be flexd, it can dance. The Vagina can hold things, and squeeze things inside of it. Plus, you can use your penis as a cane. A vagina will grow wider over time and use, a penis will stay roughly the same shape most of the mans life. Men own this catagory

Driving: It doesn't even need to be said. Men are by far better drivers. Less emotions, less accidents.

Survival instinct: Men again. A man's body and mind is made for survival. A womans mind and body is made to help offspring survive. A man may live perfectly happy alone, where there are few women on earth that would ever be truely ok with this. Men desire food, water to survive. Women require clothes, more clothes, shoes, a kid, maybie some nice jewelery for their birthday, perhaps a nice word, 100 differnt skin and body lotions, and to be taken out to dinner once a month.

Creativity: Although women have been known to create lots of little useless things, men are the inventors based on nessisty. Cars, Tv's, Meat processing, Toliets, houses, where all invented by men. #115th skin cream (not the original skin cream mind you), knitted socks, 5th beef stew recipe, where all created by women.

Sports: Considering WMBA vs NBA its safe to say men. Woman simply can't compete on the same level as men on any standard sport. They don't have the instinct, drive, or physical prowess.

Taking shit seriously: Men again. If you think about it, the best chess player, the best basketball player, scientist, best of almost every catagory are men.

Whoreing out: Well, women, they can easily get a free drink if there hot enough. A man has a hard time with that. A woman can exchange sex with most men for a place to stay, or diamonds. Men generally work hard to buy sports cars, big houses, etc in anticipation for a woman to whore themselfs out for life.

Control: Women 100%. Though men are at the fore front of almost every catagory, the truth is a good woman is as powerful as herself and her man. Perfect example a man may decide to go bowling after being married for 5 years. 'i'm going out bowling!' then quickly he whispers 'can i?'. Even the most mascoginistic man knows that he has to give in once in a while.

Technology: In all technology men are at the forefront. The best example is video games. The kings quest series was made by a chick. Every other video game from kings quest 1-4 where made soley by men, as far as programing, art, and everything else except packaging and shitty stuff like that.

Man win hands down. Men make survival possable. Woman make survival more enjoyable...

[Shade]

Ball sweat! Chicks don't have sweaty balls. That makes us cooler.

you got boob sweat

[gigman]

I like the fact that I can wup it out any place or any time I want to whenever I have to pee. Most of the time people don't even know what your doing. It's quick and easy.
Women on the other hand have to find a quiet isolated place where no one can see you. You have to have a tissue to wipe off with. Men just give it a shake and put it back in their pants.
As far as sex is concerned, we finish our business and give it a quick wipe and we are out of there.
Women on the other hand............ well you know.

[4nik8]

I like being a man.
Even at a young age, boys can pick up a rock or ball and throw it with style.

Men can go to bed and sleep sans clothing without worry that "something will crawl up in there".

Men are born with the knowledge of how to fix their own cars.

Men don't feel the need to phrase something as a question....even though we know the answer.

Men don't fall into a toilet at 3 am because the seat was left up.

Men don't bleed regularly. When we DO bleed, we have a scar to brag about to other men.

Men don't get upset if we brake a nail. We usually bite them off anyway.

Men don't go into depression over a bad haircut.

Men don't care about the occasional unexpected hard on. We tell ourselves that what ever chicks look at it actually WANTS us and is impressed by what she sees.

[Polar Bear]

Ball sweat!


Hahahahah!

She said 'ball sweat'. ^^^

As for the topic?...I like having sex with my girlfreind. I like it so much that for that reason alone, I would never choose to be a woman. You can't have sex with a girl if you've got an innie. It really needs to be an outtie otherwise the whole physics of it breaks down entirely and you just wind up rubbing two innies together.

And while it may be argued that that IS 'having sex with a girl', I think it's safe to say that no one would argue that it's the same thing.

[Amythist]

Hahahahah!

She said 'ball sweat'. ^^^

As for the topic?...I like having sex with my girlfreind. I like it so much that for that reason alone, I would never choose to be a woman. You can't have sex with a girl if you've got an innie. It really needs to be an outtie otherwise the whole physics of it breaks down entirely and you just wind up rubbing two innies together.

And while it may be argued that that IS 'having sex with a girl', I think it's safe to say that no one would argue that it's the same thing.
That is why they invented strap ons...heheheh

[Amythist]

I think it rocks to be a girl! We have so many choices as to what toys we can buy to put in our nightstands! Variety people...variety!

[Fishypancake]

I try not to think about being a woman because I know would make a foxy lady. I have these child bearing hips, and these long dancers legs that just cant be denied.

[Bunnee]

Women are the better drivers. It's statistically proven that men are aggressive drivers, and therefore have more accidents.

We don't need to fart to amuse ourselves. Ever.

We have bewbs. Bewbs I tells ya.

Women smell better, and look better than men.

Women have far better hygiene than men.

We don't have to trim our nose or ear hair. Eww!

We don't get penis envy.

Ugly women can use make-up and get a hair cut to make themselves more presentable. Ugly men however, will stay ugly men.

We can cry our way out of almost anything. (Emotional blackmail rocks :P)

Women don't need to describe our bowels movements to other women, as a way of defining our womanhood.

Women get better and more expensive presents.

[Josie]

We don't need to fart to amuse ourselves. Ever.

We can cry our way out of almost anything. (Emotional blackmail rocks :P)

Women don't need to describe our bowels movements to other women, as a way of defining our womanhood.

Women get better and more expensive presents.

Speak for yourself.

I laugh hysterically at my farts. Especially the odd sounding ones. :D

I, for some reason, can't cry on command.

Oh, dude... you're missing out.

*raises eyebrow* The hub gets super 'spensive presents. What did I get? Two lottery tickets and a singing cow. :khi2d:

[Bunnee]

Eww, just eww

Awww no way! YOU'RE missing out on that. It's awesome.


Somehow I don't think so.

Aww Josie :( Your hubby is MEAN. Try crying, it works wonders. Claim that you're feeling financially neglected in the relationship, and you feel that somehow an expensive present will make you feel better, and more worthy. :D

[Josie]

Aww Josie :( Your hubby is MEAN. Try crying, it works wonders. Claim that you're feeling financially neglected in the relationship, and you feel that somehow an expensive present will make you feel better, and more worthy. :D

Haha! He'd know I was lying. Nice thought though.

[DaKine]

Haha! He'd know I was lying. Nice thought though.


You mean he's still around? I thought you was leaving him in Texas

[KommieKat]

:yociexp114:


Therefore ...get your bitch asses in the kitchen and bring me a sammitch.

Can I rephrase that for ya?

"Get your bitch asses in the kitchen and peel the fucking shrimp!"

Wew:yociexp36: That felt good.

[OutKast]

Personally, I would love to be a man for at least one day.

1. Just to understand some of their thinking.

2. To find out what it feels like for a man to have an orgasm.

3. To be able to tell someone to suck my dick,and mean it.

But that's just me....I've always wished I'd wake up a man one day..

[Josie]

You mean he's still around? I thought you was leaving him in Texas

He decided to come with us to AK :)

[Blood]

Women suck.

We are too damn emotional and our sexual organs drool..need i say more?

[mcsmc]

No, make your own sammitch.
You can all feel smug now but advances in medical science will soon render all males redundant.
We wont need Rangers because we wont have any wars.

Hahahaha. Please.

Who exactly do you think it is that's making medical advances? Yep... men. And sorry to say, but we'll never be obsolete, as much as you'd like that.

Anyway, without men, you'd have more wars. Why? Simple... men get mad, fight, and then they're back to drinking beer together the next day. Women, on the other hand, get mad, and stay mad at that person for the rest of their fucking life. That's why it's always women who, during marital fights, bring up shit from 10 years ago and whatnot... because they're bitter witches, that's why.

[mcsmc]

Women suck.

We are too damn emotional and our sexual organs drool..need i say more?

They drool in envy and need of men's sexual organs!

[Titty]

I've always wished I'd wake up a man one day..

How would you be able to tell the difference?

[Blood]

How would you be able to tell the difference?

Are you saying that she so fat, she wouldn't be able to find her dick under all of that pelvic flab?

Thats mean!:khi8l:

[Mamba]

Men don't need free drinks, because they earn money. You say women earn money too... but look at statistics for the same job paying a man versus a woman... men ALWAYS get paid more. Why? Because we're men. Yep, that's the only reason.

Actually, this isn't completely true.

Paying women less than men for exactly same job violates the law.

In actual fact, there are many sub-factors to the reason you stated. It's not merely because you have a penis, ball sweat and an adams apple you know.

And if you were as smart as you think you are, you would know the following:

The most important sub-factors are:

1. Men are generally more open to working longer hours.
2. Men are generally more open to working in harsher conditions - i.e much more likely to take on hazardous jobs such as construction, mining, trucking.
3. Men are generally more aggressive when asking for a pay raise.
4. Men are generally more open to relocating following the demands of the company.

And the most important...

5. Men are never going to take maternity leave.

In return, Women are generally more likely to balance their income with 4 major specifications.

1. Proximity to home
2. Fulfilment
3. Safety
4. Flexibility

In general, at some point in their careers, women will have to take time off to care for children/elderly parents, and therefore, accept a lower pay in exchange for flexibility in their working hours.

Stastitics show that wage gaps tend to disappear when women put in the same hours and have the same experience, training and work history as men.

And of course, don't even think to leave to have babies.


Also, men don't need to get out of traffic tickets, because we don't rear end old ladies and park in handicapped zones accidentally. Men know how to drive. It doesn't matter if it's a Ford Escort or a semi truck, we'll drive the fucker from point A to point B... or point C, depending on whether we know where point B is. (Directions are irrelevant to driving.) The whole POINT of motor vehicles is to go. It doesn't matter where you go, driving is what counts.

Bollocks. I know plenty of men who have had traffic tickets, points taken off their license, and even their license taken away. And no they haven't been able to get out of the lesser charges by fluttering their eyelashes.


Maybe now you can understand why once people get married, often their relationship goes downhill -- the man got his prize, and the hunt's over.

Idiot. Surely the man would not even think about marrying the woman if all he wanted was "a prize" after the hunt. If all he wanted was that, he could just fuck her a couple of times and be done with it.

f that is the reason that your marriage failed, then you weren't mature enough to get married to begin with.

The most common reasons for a marriage to fall apart are: money, religious or spiritual differences, boredom in the bedroom, constant nagging/putting the other down (minor abuse), loss of trust (keeping secrets)

Re: Boredom in the bedroom. It's entirely normal that once the newness wears off, you will get bored with each other - irregardless of how kinky you are. But then, it's up to both of you to put the spark back in your relationship.

But of course, that's only if you take your oaths seriously.



Men's boxers have the coolest prints ANY clothing offers.

http://www.webundies.com/images/sk137g2mr.jpg

Whatever you say, Bobo.



The point of dresses is FOR men, anyway.

I'm glad you think so. I hope you don't mind if I mis-quote you on this.


maybe that's it, maybe I was born genetically different...

Ding, ding we have a winner!



Women, on the other hand, when physically turned on, can be smelt a few hundred feet away. No, it's not just water your body secretes... it's a shitload of very potent pheromones too. Good luck thinking no one knows, though!

Wait, a minute! Back up a second... when did you ever get close enough to a woman who was physically turned on??



And we pretend to believe that lie. Men's nipples get hard, too. We are just smart enough to wear thick shirts and jazz.

Sure, you're the only fool wearing a thick shirt in August, right?



Ugh... I don't even like tight pants.

Trying to hide something?


However, men have the wonderful advantage of POCKETS. That's right, we're smart enough to have our clothes be able to hold things, instead of either A) carrying around a massive dump truck-sized leather encasement with everything we've owned since we were 6 years old, or B) toting around a tiny "leather" (probably made out of a calf's bladder, actually... who knows... lipstick is made out of fish scales!) wannabe pocket that carries a grand total of: your ID, lipstick, and cellphone (it's gotta be a small cellphone too, or your wannabe pocket will bulge and NOT look spiffy).

Women's handbags are teh sex. In fact, they also have man-bags. You should take to wearing one. I think it would suit you.


Men wear all that shit too, and look great wearing it.

You do? What, all together? Don't you think you'd look a bit...camp?


Ahh yes, the painting deal. See... men aren't scared to show their real appearance when they walk out into the world each day. Men may not be secure with who they are, but they're not going to hide it because of that. I know, I know... things like that take balls.

Oh don't give me that. You'd love to be able to cover up those pimples with some handy concealer on a day to day basis. Men actually do wear make-up you know. TV Presenters etc.

Don't hate because all you'll ever have is a face for radio. :khi7h:

And Blood... their organs drool too.

[Mamba]

And just by the by, Men are the more fragile sex

This is an excerpt from “The Sexual Paradox,” by Susan Pinker and it encourages people to approach these findings with an open mind — not fear.

"Males are more vulnerable to maternal stresses and pollution in utero — female preemies are almost twice as likely to survive as male preemies. Boys are twice as likely to have attention problems, four times as likely to have language or reading disabilities, and ten times as likely to have Asperger syndrome. Males are more susceptible to almost all chronic diseases, including heart disease, cancer, liver disease and AIDS.

They also have much shorter life spans.

They are more aggressive and take more risks, which is one reason why there are more male prisoners (the ratio of male to female prisoners is 10 to 1) and male suicides. Victims of work and school violence are 93 percent male. Men catch postsurgical infections more than women do, and 70 percent of them die from this peculiar vulnerability (compared to 30 percent of women).

If this is not a picture of fragility, I don’t know what is."

I think she makes some interesting points.

Anyway, I don't truly believe that Women are BETTER than Men or vice versa. It's just fun to fight back and forth on this subject.

[Stickman]

I'm really not up for even feigning interest in this debate.

[Titty]

Are you saying that she so fat, she wouldn't be able to find her dick under all of that pelvic flab?

Thats mean!

I'm saying she's so fat, there's a good chance a penis already resides somewhere underneath her disgustingly floppy abdomen. She already looks like a man. Probably has the plumbing to go along with it too.

[Shade]

I'm saying she's so fat, there's a good chance a penis already resides somewhere underneath her disgustingly floppy abdomen. She already looks like a man. Probably has the plumbing to go along with it too.

Holy shit you to are mean!

[Violet]

you got boob sweatMy boobs don't stick to my leg when they sweat, though... nor do they smell like sweaty balls. HA!

[Shade]

We don't get penis envy.


Oh come the fuck on. Women go out of there way to hate other women that they feel look prettier. How many times have you heard shit talking from women about other women they don't know nor ever met. I mean i can count atleast two girls in here that keep calling every other girl in here fat. The constantly compare themselfs to other chicks. Come on, one of the oldest fucking jokes is 'why are you looking at her? is she prettier then me?' monologue.

Men get penis envy by whipping it out and trying to one up eachother, but amongst friends and strangers we really could care less, girls do it amongst friends and strangers alike. Thats why in most homes, there is a kitchen table. The purpose of this table is to drink coffee and talk shit about everyone else.

[Polar Bear]

Oh come the fuck on. Women go out of there way to hate other women that they feel look prettier. How many times have you heard shit talking from women about other women they don't know nor ever met. I mean i can count atleast two girls in here that keep calling every other girl in here fat. The constantly compare themselfs to other chicks. Come on, one of the oldest fucking jokes is 'why are you looking at her? is she prettier then me?' monologue.

Men get penis envy by whipping it out and trying to one up eachother, but amongst friends and strangers we really could care less, girls do it amongst friends and strangers alike. Thats why in most homes, there is a kitchen table. The purpose of this table is to drink coffee and talk shit about everyone else.

And if women had penises to be envious of one another for, this ^^ rant would make sense.

Unfortunatly they don't...so the whole point behind you arguing that women get penis envy flies out the window entirely.

Survey says??!

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/surveysays.jpg

[Mamba]

Well, considering original term "penis envy" actually means " the supposed coveting of the penis by a young human female which is held in psychoanalytic theory to lead to feelings of inferiority and defensive or compensatory behavior"

This is quite funny.

[OutKast]

I'm saying she's so fat, there's a good chance a penis already resides somewhere underneath her disgustingly floppy abdomen. She already looks like a man. Probably has the plumbing to go along with it too.

Don't hate..It's not my fault that my clit is bigger than your dick..

[Titty]

Don't hate..It's not my fault that my clit is bigger than your dick..

My dick could be 18" and this would still be true.


And it IS your fault you're a behemoth. Restraint. Self-control. Learn them.

[Pinkslit]

Don't hate..It's not my fault that my clit is bigger than your dick..

ahahaha
You go give it to them, sweetheart.
I can attest that your clit is perfect. :yociexp77:

[CrAnIuM]

ahahaha
You go give it to them, sweetheart.
I can attest that your clit is perfect. :yociexp77:


Liar.


The "clit" is an Urban legend made up by women to keep the man 'down' ... so to speak.

[Shade]

And if women had penises to be envious of one another for, this ^^ rant would make sense.

Unfortunatly they don't...so the whole point behind you arguing that women get penis envy flies out the window entirely.

Survey says??!



I'm sorry, next time i'll clairify that women don't have penis's. I kinda was hopeing everyone knew that by now.

[Pinkslit]

We have vagina's.

http://www.3waytv.tv/2008/01/30/lost-footage-vagitation-yoga/

[mcsmc]

I'm sorry, next time i'll clairify that women don't have penis's. I kinda was hopeing everyone knew that by now.

Apparently, the ones you've been with do.

[Shade]

Apparently, the ones you've been with do.

*blink*

*hands mcsmc a piece of paper*

It's good for 5 WHOLE minutes of attention!

[mcsmc]

*blink*

*hands mcsmc a piece of paper*

It's good for 5 WHOLE minutes of attention!

Get a life outside of your computer already... damn.

You can tell you're a complete nerdy tool if you start doing "iActions" on a fucking forum.

[Amadeus]

Liar.


The "clit" is an Urban legend made up by women to keep the man 'down' ... so to speak.

...coming from a person that's never seen one before.