I'm bringing sexy back

[Scabman]

And I'm using a goddamn wet suit in the process.

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/93/33/503027386/n503027386_1242606_8888.jpg

Edit: The purpose of this thread is for each and everyone of you to bring sexy back in your own way. Old overused pictures that everyone's seen are not acceptable.
Take on a thong, go out in the garden and bring a camera.
Christ people! Teh sex is at stake here!
DO IT!

[Bunnee]

That IS sexy!

I don't have any sexy pictures :(

[Scabman]

That IS sexy!

I don't have any sexy pictures :(

Then make some!
=D

Teh sex!!!1

[CrAnIuM]

And I'm using a goddamn wet suit in the process.


DO IT!


When you brought sexxy back was it still breathing ?

[Polar Bear]

When you brought sexxy back was it still breathing ?



Yes, but it was ball-gagged and hog-tied.

[Josie]

I have a picture of me in lingerie picking my nose. I don't think the hub will let me post it though. :(

[Titty]

Can you bring sexy back without a receipt?

[Violet]

Can you bring sexy back without a receipt?Nah, but they might let you exchange sexy for another size, unless you left pit stains in it.

[Shade]

Sexy never left me man. Hell, i had to deal with a stalker last night, and turn down invitations for a barbaque. Incidently anyone know a nice way to ask someone to take down pictures of you with captions of me saying stuff like 'i love you' and shit? I'm sick of being sexy. It seems even at my worst state i still attract womens. I think i need to start following the path of buddah!!!

[Fishypancake]

I refuse to bring sexy back intill sombody tells me why it left!

[CrAnIuM]

Nah, but they might let you exchange sexy for another size, unless you left pit stains in it.


I know a dude that would pay $49.95 for a pit stained thingie.

[Titty]

I refuse to bring sexy back intill sombody tells me why it left!

Because of this:

http://swollencranium.com/forums/image.php?u=102&dateline=1211394584&type=profile

[Fishypancake]

Any problem caused by my punum can be solve with my punum.

[Fishypancake]

Any problem caused by my punum can be solve with my punum.

Chicks dig guys on book covers.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f236/murray1090/ferret.jpg

Operation Sexy Recon accomplished.

[Violet]

I know a dude that would pay $49.95 for a pit stained thingie.

Your friend is a creepy little monkey, but for that price I can ditch the deodorant for a day and try to have a thingie pit-stained for him.

[Scabman]

I fail to see any sexyness.
Damn foreign bitches.

[Bunnee]

Alright, alright.

Prepare to be blinded ladies and gentlemen.

Behold, my pale-never-seen-sunshine-EVER bottom!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c302/bunneegirl/IMG0003A.jpg



Now THATS sexy.

Ps I fell over in McDonalds. It wasn't a pretty sight, but the bruise was awesome enough for me to take a picture of it.

[Polar Bear]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/IMG_0385.jpg

[Fishypancake]

Alright, alright.

Prepare to be blinded ladies and gentlemen.

Behold, my pale-never-seen-sunshine-EVER bottom!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c302/bunneegirl/IMG0003A.jpg



Now THATS sexy.

Ps I fell over in McDonalds. It wasn't a pretty sight, but the bruise was awesome enough for me to take a picture of it.


At first glance I though it was a boobie, then I realized that the nipple looked like the milky way galaxy. That threw me off for a minute.[Yes I do know the galaxy has no shape]

[Silly Cunt]

I tattooed

[Silly Cunt]

^Fuck!

I tattooed sexy on her back.



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/Silly_Contitz/huuuuuuugecopy.jpg

[mcsmc]

^Your photoshop skillz suck.

[KommieKat]

Ps I fell over in McDonalds.

It must have been due to your tray being unbalanced.

Next time, get the fulcrum set properly when heading for the table with 3 Big-Mac sets on the tray.

[gigman]

And I'm using a goddamn wet suit in the process.

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/93/33/503027386/n503027386_1242606_8888.jpg

Edit: The purpose of this thread is for each and everyone of you to bring sexy back in your own way. Old overused pictures that everyone's seen are not acceptable.
Take on a thong, go out in the garden and bring a camera.
Christ people! Teh sex is at stake here!
DO IT!
Damn dude, get a fucking hair cut. You need to borrow some cash?

[Violet]

Damn dude, get a fucking hair cut. You need to borrow some cash?Scabby's hair is awesome! Shush.

[gigman]

Scabby's hair is awesome! Shush.
Ok.

[Violet]

Ok.Thank you.

:khi8l:

[mcsmc]

Damn dude, get a fucking hair cut. You need to borrow some cash?

As if you have cash to lend. You can't even afford a basic education.

[Josie]

Bunnee has a nice ass.

[Shade]

I'm totally not buying the 'mcdonalds' excuse...likely story....anyone else notice how that mark looks like it was made by..i dont know...something like this????

http://www.knotical-arts.com/cato9.jpg

[Bunnee]

Okay heres the story.

I take the kids to maccas because they have 30 cent cones, and me being on welfare, thats cheap. So I take them there to play in the playground thingy. ANYWAYS I stood up, to open the door for my youngest one, and I tripped on my shoelace, and then over and on top of her stroller and my ass hit the wheel. Leaving that AWESOME bruise.

It hurt like hell.

Many people rushed to my aide, even though I just wanted to crawl under a rock and die from shame.

Sadly it was not from me being spanked or whipped. It was out of sheer clumsiness.

[Titty]

Bunnee has a nice ass.

Yarp. I'd gladly leave some more bruises on it.

[Bunnee]

Ha! Wow, thanks Josie. *blush*

And as for YOU Titty, you're more than welcome to leave bruises on my ass.

[MoonChild69]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/38.jpg


Me on a good day....

[Firestorm]

Admit it. I'm dead sexy......and you're crap.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h106/evilgreedybastard/DSC03639.jpg

[CrAnIuM]

Admit it. I'm dead sexy......and you're crap.




I'm guessing your concealed carry is on a ankle holster ?

[Easytrigger]

Admit it. I'm dead sexy......and you're crap.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h106/evilgreedybastard/DSC03639.jpg

Uncle Rick?
:khi5e:

[Silly Cunt]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/38.jpg


Me on a good day....

You look like a raped vagina.

[Shade]

Okay heres the story.

I take the kids to maccas because they have 30 cent cones, and me being on welfare, thats cheap. So I take them there to play in the playground thingy. ANYWAYS I stood up, to open the door for my youngest one, and I tripped on my shoelace, and then over and on top of her stroller and my ass hit the wheel. Leaving that AWESOME bruise.

It hurt like hell.

Many people rushed to my aide, even though I just wanted to crawl under a rock and die from shame.

Sadly it was not from me being spanked or whipped. It was out of sheer clumsiness.


clumsiness i cute...but personally would of stuck with te spanked/whipped story, i mean this is a sexy thread after all

[mcsmc]

clumsiness i cute...but personally would of stuck with te spanked/whipped story, i mean this is a sexy thread after all

Not with you in it.

[Mamba]

And I'm using a goddamn wet suit in the process.

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/93/33/503027386/n503027386_1242606_8888.jpg

Edit: The purpose of this thread is for each and everyone of you to bring sexy back in your own way. Old overused pictures that everyone's seen are not acceptable.
Take on a thong, go out in the garden and bring a camera.
Christ people! Teh sex is at stake here!
DO IT!

"BEHOLD! The Scabman!"

:yociexp77:

[funeeman]

Its all I've got.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/funeeman/Me002.jpg

[Stickman]

http://sassynpsp.com/stickman.gif

[Mamba]

Its all I've got.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/funeeman/Me002.jpg

Nice shirt!!!

[funeeman]

http://sassynpsp.com/stickman.gif


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee318/funeehaha/MySig.gif

[Mamba]

I'm dead sexy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/BritPrincess/lol2-1.jpg

[Titty]

I'm dead sexy.

You suuuuuuuuure are!

[funeeman]

I'm dead sexy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/BritPrincess/lol2-1.jpg

I think your boobs shrunk.

[Mamba]

I think your boobs shrunk.


They came out in sympathy for your belly.

[Shade]

Not with you in it.

says the anemic bald truck driver from the middle east...

[KommieKat]

Its all I've got.

funeeman pic

Dude, you've lost some weight there.

Good on ya!

How did you do it?:yociexp37:

[Stickman]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee318/funeehaha/MySig.gif

Have you been waiting for a chance to use that?

[Pinkslit]

I stood up, to open the door for my youngest one, and I tripped on my shoelace, and then over and on top of her stroller and my ass hit the wheel. Leaving that AWESOME bruise.
It was out of sheer clumsiness.

Darling, you didn't need an excuse.
People KNOW you are a daft Ozzie. :yociexp37:

[Hardwood]

Dude, you've lost some weight there.

Good on ya!

How did you do it?:yociexp37:

More gay shit from buddah, will it ever end............

Are you officially out yet, if so I will stop with these posts.

[Pinkslit]

There are some really sexy brutes out there in the world.

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/1539/sexfx2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[KommieKat]

More gay shit from buddah, will it ever end............

Are you officially out yet, if so I will stop with these posts.

I don't see anywhere your name in my post.
Sticking your nose up my ass again.

I see you're a double standard little bitch "....there you go again calling people names.....":yociexpress09:

I'm talking to funeeman, NOOB, not you. Fuck off, jr.

[mcsmc]

says the anemic bald truck driver from the middle east...

I'm not anemic, bald, a truck driver, or FROM the Middle East.

You fail. Again.

[mcsmc]

I don't see anywhere your name in my post.
Sticking your nose up my ass again.

I see you're a double standard little bitch "....there you go again calling people names.....":yociexpress09:

I'm talking to funeeman, NOOB, not you. Fuck off, jr.

Haha. You know you're a tool when even buddhaboy can own you.

Face it, Hardwood. You should kill yourself now.

[Shade]

I'm not anemic, bald, a truck driver, or FROM the Middle East.

You fail. Again.

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Currently in the Middle East
Posts: 511

your current location, that is where you are posting FROM.

Never mind the post about shaving your head cause it was so fucking hot and you didnt have anyone to impress. Nevermind the post about driving gas trucks for the military. Nevermind the 'i lost a ton of weight being in the middle east'. I mean seriously, you can't be that fucking stupid. Stupidity however is not sexy. Thus should not be in this thread.

[funeeman]

Dude, you've lost some weight there.

Good on ya!

How did you do it?:yociexp37:Thanks. I eat about 6-7 times a day instead of twice a day and I walk 30 mins 4 times a week keeping a target heart rate of 55% my maximum recommended heart rate. I also cut out many processed foods and stick to whole grains, fruits, veggies and tons of protein (lots of chicken, fish, turkey and steak with every feeding). 80% of the people who are overweight are so because of food allergies and food additives. So I eliminated most of them.

[funeeman]

Have you been waiting for a chance to use that?

Yes. I found that two years ago and held on to it all this time hoping you'd change your user name from Scraniel to Stickman disappear until Prick opened a forum and post in a picture thread that Scaby would start.

[Mamba]

Thanks. I eat about 6-7 times a day instead of twice a day and I walk 30 mins 4 times a week keeping a target heart rate of 55% my maximum recommended heart rate. I also cut out many processed foods and stick to whole grains, fruits, veggies and tons of protein (lots of chicken, fish, turkey and steak with every feeding). 80% of the people who are overweight are so because of food allergies and food additives. So I eliminated most of them.

Congratulations!!

I've always been an advocate of eating more rather than less, as it keeps your metabolism going and makes it easier for your body to burn the calories.

My friends dont see the logic in it, and prefer to eat 2 meals a day because think they should eat less rather than more to lose weight.

:khi7h:

[Silly Cunt]

Yes. I found that two years ago and held on to it all this time hoping you'd change your user name from Scraniel to Stickman disappear until Prick opened a forum and post in a picture thread that Scaby would start.



Ccccccunt, I was going to do that.

[MoonChild69]

Uncle Rick?
:khi5e:

Yummy....:yociexp77:

[MoonChild69]

Admit it. I'm dead sexy......and you're crap.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h106/evilgreedybastard/DSC03639.jpg

Ooops.. Sorry I meant to say Yummy... Here.:yociexp77:

[MoonChild69]

You look like a raped vagina.

And you would know what a raped vaginia looks like? You silly cunt you.:yociexp37:

[Stickman]

Yes. I found that two years ago and held on to it all this time hoping you'd change your user name from Scraniel to Stickman disappear until Prick opened a forum and post in a picture thread that Scaby would start.

Nice to see your life does revolve around me. Let's be friends.

[Silly Cunt]

And you would know what a raped vaginia looks like? You silly cunt you.:yociexp37:'
Yes I would. I own, and run a shelter for battered wives.

The 'status' of the venue helps lower my taxable income, plus, I get to see a fuckload of vaginas, albeit raped.

[Pinkslit]

'
Yes I would. I own, and run a shelter for battered wives.

The 'status' of the venue helps lower my taxable income, plus, I get to see a fuckload of vaginas, albeit raped.

That's sick. Making homeless battered wives show you their raped vaginas for food and shelter, shame on you.
Although, as you are a despicable Australian, I am not surprised.

[mcsmc]

That's sick. Making homeless battered wives show you their raped vaginas for food and shelter, shame on you.
Although, as you are a despicable Australian, I am not surprised.

^Translation: Where's your shelter, so I can come?

[Firestorm]

'
Yes I would. I own, and run a shelter for battered wives.

The 'status' of the venue helps lower my taxable income, plus, I get to see a fuckload of vaginas, albeit raped.

When can I start? I'll even loan you the cash to build said shelter.

[KommieKat]

My looking coolio on my wedding day.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/streetnameshock.jpg