I hear the best math joke at work today

[Fishypancake]

I was painting this duplex, and this old man comes up, never saw him before, and starts talking to me about weed, and shit. We have some beers, and he tells me this joke he supposedly heard from jimmy carter when he was a janitor in the white house[bullshit].

"If Joe is lactose-intolerant, and has 13 gallons of milk, and he gives Ted 10 gallons, and drinks the rest. How many gallons dose Ted have?"

-Who cares, call an ambulance, joes dead!

[Titty]

Would it be possible for you to make a post without referencing weed?

[mcsmc]

Shitty joke.

Lactose intolerant people don't die when they drink milk.

[Fishypancake]

No.
I know but it was the way he said it. I was all high still from work when I posted that. My bad, I was meaning to post it on a diffrent site with similar functions, but I then I got high.

....weed...

[Shade]

No.
I know but it was the way he said it. I was all high still from work when I posted that. My bad, I was meaning to post it on a diffrent site with similar functions, but I then I got high.

....weed...

your 1 post shy of me being able to make fun of you for being a loser cause all you can think of is pot. Lucky bastard! That being said

Math teachers do not die, they reduce to lowest terms.

What do math teachers look for when dating? A common denominator

What did the little mermaid wear? algabra

What did the tree say when it grew up? Geomatry

Why are mathletes suck at making friends? They have nothing to add

How do Math professors have children? They Multiply

ok thats enough. I'm going to shoot myself now...maybie fishy first

[Silly Cunt]

What does a mathmetician do if he/she has constipation?

Works it out with a pencil.


Lawl.

[Fishypancake]

HA! I like that one.

[4nik8]

No.
I know but it was the way he said it. I was all high still from work when I posted that. My bad, I was meaning to post it on a diffrent site with similar functions, but I then I got high.

....weed...

hahahaha