Oh Momma don't allow no Aussies cussin' 'round here....

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Greetings all. I'm a disenchanted, weary refugee from many forums. I usually leave a forum because some mealy-mouthed moderator-undercover Fundie control freak doesn't like me “cussing,” i.e. efficiently using four letters to say “make love.”



Now everyone that has ever travelled outside of their Blue Ridge birthplace knows that asking an Aussie not to swear when he speaks is like asking an Italian to keep his hands in his pockets when he is talking! It is an unfair, fascistic restriction on his or her free speech.


However I promise to be respectable, decent, nice, and cloyingly saccharine, just like “decent family values folk." However I hope you will pardon the odd exasperated “cuss” word every now and then.

[CrAnIuM]

Hiya!

Welcome~!

Enjoy!!

[CrAnIuM]

odd exasperated “cuss” word every now and then.


Me: Did you just you the "F" word?

You: What .. Jew?

Me: No, fuck .. you can't say fuck in school you fucking fat ass.

You: HEY! Don't call me fat you fucking Jew.





Yaa !

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Hiya!

Welcome~!

Enjoy!!

Thanks.

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Me: Did you just you the "F" word?

You: What .. Jew?

Me: No, fuck .. you can't say fuck in school you fucking fat ass.

You: HEY! Don't call me fat you fucking Jew.





Yaa !

Cartman?

[SlimSkeeter]

However I promise to be respectable, decent, nice, and cloyingly saccharine, just like “decent family values folk".

Er... we don't allow none of that funny business 'round these parts.

If you promise not to hold back then I'll promise to welcome you properly.

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Er... we don't allow none of that funny business 'round these parts.

If you promise not to hold back then I'll promise to welcome you properly.

CAN I?.....CAN I REALLY LET THOSE GOD BOTHERING CUNTS HAVE BOTH BARRELS?!!!

[funeeman]

Fuck off.

[Josie]

You bring a grudge already. Oookay! Welcome, GD :)

[Wenis]

Welcome. Sorry to hear about Steve Irwin.

Keep your kangaroo on a leash at all times please.

[Zeabot]

Hi-o!

I enjoy a person who can respectfully tell me fuck off.

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Yes, but how shall we fuck off. Master?!

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Welcome. Sorry to hear about Steve Irwin.

Keep your kangaroo on a leash at all times please.

Good gracious.....there goes a kangaroo....must have a practice with me boomerwang!

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Hi-o!

I enjoy a person who can respectfully tell me fuck off.

I enjoy a person who fucks me disrespectfully...

[Zeabot]

I enjoy a person who fucks me disrespectfully...

Oh boy... I'm really good at that!

[Absinthe]

Nice!! Welcome to our little corner of the internets...

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Nice!! Welcome to our little corner of the internets...

Thank you.

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Oh boy... I'm really good at that!

Oh bugger......I'm only real bad at that!

[SittinGrumpy]

When I started looking for a counselor I sent a mass email to the ones I liked and said... is it going to piss you off if FUCK comes out of my mouth every other word?


Welcome to the fucking site, you should fit right in.

[Firestorm]

Fucking Australians, geez. Welcome and all that happy horse shit

[Negativecool]

Fucking welcome. Fuckin shit. Fuckin-A. Etc.

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Fucking Australians, geez. Welcome and all that happy horse shit

I'm not a fucking Australian. Fact is, I haven't had a "make love" in about 10 years. Brewers Droop, ya know. In case ya don't know, it is when your cock is a stiff as a crow bar both ends but unfortunately it has a marshmallow centre. Hence trying to insert it in the Old Fun Funnel is like trying to put a marshmallow in a kid's money box. And not many women will stand on their heads and let you drop it in, nor let you feed it in with a warm soup spoon or an splintery icy pole stick.

[Geriatric Delinquent]

Fucking welcome. Fuckin shit. Fuckin-A. Etc.

Fucking thanks.

[KommieKat]

diu2 lei5 lou5 mou2

[Grim_Legion]

the Australians learnt to swear from the South Africans, most notably in the tri-nations ..