Woman dies after her 17 year old daughter accidently reversed into her

[Mamba]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mum-killed-learner-driver-daughter-103406252.html

A woman has died after her 17-year-old learner driver daughter accidentally reversed a car into her.

Sue Duke, 41, was helping her daughter Lauren back into a parking space of the social club where she worked in Cuxton, Kent, when she was crushed against another vehicle.

She suffered serious head injuries after being hit by the Ford Ka on Monday.

The mother of three was airlifted to a London hospital where she died on Wednesday night with her family around her.

One witness, who declined to be named, told Kent Online: "At first we didn't realise Sue had been hit, we just saw the damage to the car. But then we saw Sue lying on the ground.

"She had been hit on the head, there was blood everywhere. It was catastrophic. We just tried to help her and comfort her before an ambulance got there.

"The girl was hysterical, she was screaming and crying. It was so awful. We tried to calm her down but she was so upset."

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Good Lord. What a terrible tragedy. She was just reversing. Seriously, just argh. What are the odds of that happening? :baffled:

No doubt she will have to have years of therapy to get over the guilt from this.

[Titty]

I've been saying it for years- women can't drive for shit.

[Grim_Legion]

a really good therapist will make her see, that it was her mothers fault ..

[SittinGrumpy]

a really good therapist will make her see, that it was her mothers fault ..

it is very said at just how true this statement is.

[Gravy]

Actual photo taken on the drive to work earlier this year:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/darmor11/2011-03-01070014.jpg

Women are doomed to be bad habitual drivers from the day they are born. It is in their jeans.

[KommieKat]

This is the latest news on yahoo from Arizon. Family locked up the little girl because she took a pop-cicle without permission.

Check out granny, mom, sister and brother.
Now you need not wonder why GARY is the way he is.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/2011-07-29T012117Z_01_BTRE76S03RM00_RTROPTP_2_CHILD-SUFFOCATE-ARIZONA.jpg

[Josie]

locked up the little girl

huh? I'm confused as to how this is related. Link?

[KommieKat]

huh? I'm confused as to how this is related.

Well, we are on a "an adult killed an innocent child" drama feast, so I'd thought to add my 2 cents.

[Josie]

so I'd thought to add my 2 cents.

I'm curious about this story now. Link?

[Mamba]

I'm curious about this story now. Link?

http://news.yahoo.com/arizona-girl-found-suffocated-locked-box-punishment-222733321.html

[Wenis]

Ford KA's are tiny, she must have really hit her hard.

On an unrelated note I live in Kent, probably a 15 minute drive from this.

[CrAnIuM]

probably a 15 minute drive from this


How long would it take while driving backwards?

[Negativecool]

Massive head injury from a reversing car? What the hell? It would make more sense to me if the mother was crushed between two vehicles or another object...but a glancing blow to the head from a reversing car makes no effin sense to me. I would love to know more details about how such an unlikely event could have occurred. It was no doubt a series of minor events leading up to a tragedy...the kind of thing you'd see in a comedy movie.

This is what I think happened...

I'm picturing the moron daughter late for something (probably her hair appointment with Armando) rushing into her car with her purse, make-up, cell, etc. The mother, also a moron, runs after her because her stupid daughter forgot her Anti-Fuck Up Medicine---as she usually does. The daughter struggles slightly with getting the keys into the ignition because she is an idiot but is also in a rush and, out of frustration, shifts it into reverse instead of drive (which she has done several times before with her parent's Porsche--So they bought her a POS Ka which is a fraction of the price of the damages done numerous times to the Porsche) and floors it to get the hell out of dodge quickly.
The mother, stunned at seeing this little shit car accelerate beyond that which she would have thought it capable of, tries to get out of the way but her "I'm a desperate housewife fuckslut mom" 6" stilettos protest as her ankle gives out in response to the lateral G's.
She face plants painlessly. Although she is too stupid to put her arms out to slow herself, her new $30,000 augmented circus freak breasts have eased her descent. Happy that she insisted on the extra 7600cc's of silicone and that her tits are now paying off huge dividends she quickly realizes she is still in the path of the car. She has enough time to realize that if she stays she will be run over but thinks that perhaps if she can push up far enough, the tits that saved her from a painful face plant will also be enough to bounce her harmlessly away from the car. She tries to push up but her skinny arms cannot handle the heft of her 105 pound frame or the gallon sized jugs on her chest. She realizes that she foolishly tried to do a "man pushup" when she is used to doing pussy girly pushups on her knees at the faux gym she goes to because it's trendy and she can catch up on her gossip. She puts her head down hoping that her brainless skull can handle the impact...she also would prefer not to eat the bumper of a car for her last meal...because she won't be able to regurgitate it afterwards.
The daughter, jolted by a loud thump behind her, is getting both confused and infuriated that objects are getting farther away from her. She simply doesn't understand why she's going so slow things are actually getting farther away. So she continues to floor the accelerator until suddenly the rear of the car raises off the ground in which the movement of the car suddenly stops. She is so confused and angry she is now crying as she opens the door and sees the little tires of the little car being restrained by the massive cleavage of her mother's fake tits. She becomes hysterical and begins screaming incoherently about missing Armando's appointment. Onlookers, believing her to be in shock, try to comfort her--- but it is futile. She's a fuck up moron, as was her mother.

The end.

[Gzus]

I know of one idiot who once nearly ran over his own head with an electric golf kart.

That idiot would be me.