Name Change !!!

[Josie]

Okay.. so.. my maiden name involves "Diane" as a middle name. I dropped it and made my maiden last name my middle name. Now that I'm getting a divorce, I'm going to revert to my maiden last name (thankfully leaving Diane out of the picture). That leaves a blank for the middle name. Hee hee.

Lady told me today, it can be aaaaaanything I want :khi8n:


I'm totally open to suggestions... though my write in at the moment is "Josephine" :laugh:

[CrAnIuM]

Umm.. what?

[Negativecool]

Nickname middle names are where it's at.

My middle name would be "Cumdumpster."

[SlimSkeeter]

Dooo ittttt!! It kinda flows, actually...

[Mamba]

I think Josephine is nice.

However, I didn't know that you could change your middle name and make your last name your middle, like wtf!

My middle name is teh gay.

[Negativecool]

^^^ No

[SlimSkeeter]

Mamba, it takes a certain circumstance.

[Silly Cunt]

Josephine.

Or Chewbacca.

[Josie]

I think Josephine is nice.

However, I didn't know that you could change your middle name and make your last name your middle, like wtf!

My middle name is teh gay.

When I got married, I happily dropped Diane, inserted my maiden last name, took dude's last name. Divorcing... leaves a spot open when I shall again happily drop a name.

Like so:

Sarah Diane --> Sarah "maiden" --> Sarah Josephine "maiden"

[proper stranger]

Sarah Lady J "Maiden"

[KommieKat]

How about: Princess Josie please pleaze me everybody you're here for me.

A tad long I know but it fits.

[Josie]

How about:

you make no sense ..?

[KommieKat]

^^^
My point indeed.

[Gzus]

Josephine?
*gigglesnort* . . .

Oh. . . what?

No, nothing, im just. . . . . . . .. hmm hmm

*wanders off*

[Deadly_Toxin]

I think Sarah Garth "maiden" or Sarah Omar "maiden.

[Mamba]

Omar?! She's not a terrorist.

[SlimSkeeter]

I think Sarah Garth "maiden" or Sarah Omar "maiden.

As in "Party on, Wayne" "Party on, Garth"?



Strangely compelling....

[Josie]

Strangely compelling....

No.

[Firestorm]

I like Sarah Michaela. Sounds odd, but it would mean "princess who is like God"

Just sayin.

[Josie]

I like Sarah Michaela.

lol ! I knew a crazy, annoying, cackly girl named Michalina (mee-huh-lee-na) when I was a little Josie. No one could say her name properly, so she went by Michaela (mich (gutteral)-uh-ay-la)

No one could say that right either, but she stuck with it.

..and I don't think I quite pull off the "like God" part ;)

Thank you, though :) It would be a very nice name for a nice girl.

[SittinGrumpy]

I have never heard of anyone ever changing their middle name back to something else... why not just go back to your name given at birth like most people do?

[Josie]

I have never heard of anyone ever changing their middle name back to something else... why not just go back to your name given at birth like most people do?

Diane: psychotic granny I wish not to think about.

and I have the option. why not?

[funeeman]

Sarah klautermuffin

[SittinGrumpy]

Sarah Marie.

[Negativecool]

Sarah klautermuffin
Yes

[Josie]

Sarah klautermuffin

*klautermauffen

^ for that reason (difficult to spell/remember), I probably wouldn't. Want. But wouldn't :)

[Josie]

Sarah Marie.

Probably more practical. I dislike how common 'Sarah' is already. Drives me up a wall to be in a room full of people at doc's office/some other place.. "Sarah!" *half the room starts looking around* "which one?!"

I'm either wanting it to be something already tied to me or nifty :)

..I'm thinking I'll be lame and just insert my fy/swollen nick as my middle :cute:

[Mamba]

Or can you swap your first to middle if you are bored of it? Hehe.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Omar?! She's not a terrorist.

... My father was bound and determined to name me Omar. The only reason why he didn't was because my mom scrawled my name down as fast as she could before he could get to it. Which is also why my middle name is spelled incorrectly.


As in "Party on, Wayne" "Party on, Garth"?


Strangely compelling....

Precisely.


Diane: psychotic granny I wish not to think about.

and I have the option. why not?

I have an aunt named Diane. She has the mental capacity of a three year old. She reads books upside down and wears a helmet.

[Grim_Legion]

Sarah-lee Josie

[Josie]

She has the mental capacity of a three year old. She reads books upside down and wears a helmet.

I have one of those! "Her" name is Rachel.

[Deadly_Toxin]

I have one of those! "Her" name is Rachel.

Ahahaha. In all seriousness though, a name I've always been fond of is Taylor-Mae.

[Josie]

Ahahaha. In all seriousness though, a name I've always been fond of is Taylor-Mae.

such a cute name.... reminding me of this cable douchebag... tailor-made

http://smartsexyrichcrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/newyork_tailormade.jpg

lololol

Have you ever seen that show? That guy is absolutely hilarious. He gets away with so much for no apparent reason.

[Deadly_Toxin]

such a cute name.... reminding me of this cable douchebag... tailor-made

http://smartsexyrichcrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/newyork_tailormade.jpg

lololol

Have you ever seen that show? That guy is absolutely hilarious. He gets away with so much for no apparent reason.

Never heard of it, but perhaps I'll have to check er out.

[CrAnIuM]

Ref: Black hoochie pic

Nice .. I like a chick with a rack healthy enough to stow gear in.

[SittinGrumpy]

rack healthy enough to stow gear in.

Its a push up bra lol

[Titty]

Nice .. I like a chick with a rack healthy enough to stow gear in.

Even when said rack is attached to something that appears be in only its second generation of walking erect?

[CrAnIuM]

Even when said rack is attached to something that appears be in only its second generation of walking erect?

I've happily banged more black skanks than you could possibly imagine.

But hate away if it pleases you !!

[CrAnIuM]

Its a push up bra lol


A P/U bra is useless on an A cup .. and laughable on a B cup. Her's are healthily passed C for sure !

[Titty]

more black skanks than you could possibly imagine.

Don't forget I live in NY. I don't have to imagine them, unfortunately.

[SittinGrumpy]

Her's are healthily passed C for sure !

C's are common.

[CrAnIuM]

C's are common.


I pretty sure I said the same thing.

[SittinGrumpy]

I pretty sure I said the same thing.

I am pretty sure you didn't.

[CrAnIuM]

I am pretty sure you didn't.


I said A and B are hideously deformed. And C and up is healthy.

Pretty simply!!

[SittinGrumpy]

I said A and B are hideously deformed. And C and up is healthy.

*sigh* this is not what you said lol but I get the point so you can stop now.

[Josie]

Its a push up bra lol

before:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/collegeotr/images/blogs/a9128ad13f7020af84e786016016595c.jpg


after...
http://www.gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/nyblender.jpg


Every show she did, she came back with bigger funbags. It was awesomely hilarious XD

[SlimSkeeter]

^^^ I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and a ten foot pole....

[CrAnIuM]

^^^ I wouldn't fuck her ..


Sure fella, sure.

[Deadly_Toxin]

I like women. Black, asian, white, what ever. I like em.

However.. I do like my women to look like women. Which she in my opinion resembles more of a drag queen.

Gender confused men/women are not of interest to me.

[Mamba]

Even when said rack is attached to something that appears be in only its second generation of walking erect?

Lulz.


I said A and B are hideously deformed. And C and up is healthy.

Pretty simply!!


There's nothing wrong with B cups... I used to have some myself. Until I had a growth spurt... and now I am quite happy with my C's. Ja.


I like women. Black, asian, white, what ever. I like em.

However.. I do like my women to look like women. Which she in my opinion resembles more of a drag queen.

Gender confused men/women are not of interest to me.

Are you lesbian or bi? If you don't want to answer, I respect that...

Sarah.....

If you want some ideas still... let me know! I am good with names :D

[CrAnIuM]

bi?


No such thing exists.

[Mamba]

No such thing exists.

Mmm... right.

[SittinGrumpy]

No such thing exists.

explain yourself.

[CrAnIuM]

explain yourself.

No.

[SittinGrumpy]

No.

Asshole.

[CrAnIuM]

Asshole.

Stop flirting with me.

[SittinGrumpy]

Stop flirting with me.

man that is just wrong, I threw up in my mouth a little.

[Deadly_Toxin]

Are you lesbian or bi? If you don't want to answer, I respect that...

Naw, I'll answer. I made a comment that I suppose would make one wonder. I'm attracted to women a lot more than I do men, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't attracted to the odd male either. So I would suppose that would make me bi. Which apparently does not exist.

[Mamba]

Naw, I'll answer. I made a comment that I suppose would make one wonder. I'm attracted to women a lot more than I do men, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't attracted to the odd male either. So I would suppose that would make me bi. Which apparently does not exist.

Soooo, like 70-30?

[Deadly_Toxin]

Soooo, like 70-30?

More like 80-20. The odd man will catch my attention, but that happens infrequently.

[mcsmc]

Why did you have to go gay with this? Geez.

A great middle name would be Pocahontas.

[Josie]

A great middle name would be Pocahontas.

Pocahontas:
http://www.lehigh.edu/~ineng/jll/jll7-poca-kiss-disney.jpg

Josie:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Josiekittie/dasorangesurrahr.jpg


I'd do better changing it to John Smith.

[Titty]

Josie:

Leeloo?

[Josie]

Leeloo?

:P