Roleplaying thread

[Scabman]

It's another game!
Now, the object here is to play the role of the poster above you. But if the above poster is someone you don't know, you have the liberty of skipping the person and do the person above him/her.
Posting style is of the essence, so by merely writing "I'm a fag" is not counted as valid and you will not be impersonated.

Now who want's to be inside me?

[Silly Cunt]

$400 worth of casino chips wedged into my foreskin - $400

Four (4) card shoes wedged into my pooper chute - $148.80

One (1) Coffee, embraced, in a non manlike Norwegian cuddle - 3 Euros.


Pretending to be a homosexualian on the interwebs - Pricelessful.

[Polar Bear]

Righto! But I am reformed, as it were.

Gone are the days when one such as myself would be found huddled shivering inside the fat-gut embrace of an inebriated gutter-troll.

Though I do miss the lofty smells and dark places with which I would often hide my ninja-turtle.

(By ninja-turtle, I mean my sausage.)


This post brought to you by the Planned Parenthood Federation.

[Scabman]

^ heHA!™

That was almost as awesome as this band and their hairstyle.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006FV616.01-AIEKMVNA4SBVA._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I feel like I failed, miserably.

[Violet]

I found a new cape and mask for my penis today. Yays!

I'm going to dress it up like Batman and pretend it's funnee and hug it!

[Pinkslit]

That bitch Amy. She stole my purple walker. How dare she. I am never giving her back her prosthetic leg now. Pfffft.

I am so going to stick my head up her shirt the next time I see her...and then I'll run away.

[Incognito]

Plonker

[Shade]

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[Scabman]

(^ What is that, Shade? A c/p from a insult generator website? Even though I find it kinda suitable I have to dismiss it, and therefor impersonate the Coq.):

Yawn.
Stfu, Bobo. If I wanted a interesting forum with peers that reflect my intellect, I would go back to EZ. Now step back to the corner and let the adults continue the conversation.

[Polar Bear]

Hunder bjeffe forlater får støy til støy høy i antall.

If you understood that ^ You're not only Norwegian, but you're also very very high.


....hugs.

[Hardwood]

Hunder bjeffe forlater får støy til støy høy i antall.

If you understood that ^ You're not only Norwegian, but you're also very very high.


....hugs.

Dogs bark leaving the noise to get high in the number of noise.

No clue but it sound cool. I love dogs.