I was accosted!

[CrAnIuM]

Just over an hour ago while pushing a cart through a Walmart isle I was approached by a 20 something lady and she asked:

"oh! Can I see your Tattoo?"

I said , sure. And pulled up the sleeve on my right arm exposing the fullness of my tat and my bicep/triceps sexxiness. ( today was triceps day after all !! )

She proceeded to touch my arm and run her fingers down my triceps.

Now, years past this would have been a prelude to other things but THIS time all I could think at that time was;

Where the hell is Absinthe and why wasn't she running block for me.



Anyway ...after the molestation I quickly gathered my self back into a semblance of manliness and went around the corner to meet up with my woman ... yes back in the safety of her watchful eyes.


http://swollencranium.com/forums/images/icons/creepy.jpg

[Absinthe]

It was a horrible event. He is still crying and permanently traumatized... :too_sad:

[CrAnIuM]

It was a horrible event. He is still crying and permanently traumatized

You've ruined me. Talking to a pretty girl is not supposed to make ME a bumbling idjit.

I demand you remove this toadstool infused voodoo immediately!

[Absinthe]

I demand you remove this toadstool infused voodoo immediately!

Bwahahahahahaaaa...

Nope... not happening... this spell is permanent...

[SlimSkeeter]

I think....yes, I think that was Cranium for "I lurves you, Absinthe"

[Absinthe]

I think....yes, I think that was Cranium for "I lurves you, Absinthe"

I know... :42_002:

[Josie]

hahaha... at first I thought this was going to be about Josie accosting your ear drums :P

but aww! y'all are so cute :biggrin:

[Mamba]

Awwwwwwwww.

[KommieKat]

I wonder what would have happened had she not been there...................

[CrAnIuM]

I wonder what would have happened had she not been there...................

Yeah ..

It was WalMart, she was black. She had big tits. ( Three x win! )

I'm sure I would have just pushed a shelf of wheat bread to the floor and then banged her right there.

[Stickman]

Yeah ..

It was WalMart, she was black. She had big tits. ( Three x win! )

I'm sure I would have just pushed a shelf of wheat bread to the floor and then banged her right there.

That Sir might have disturbed the kiddies.

[CrAnIuM]

That Sir might have disturbed the kiddies.


After seeing this VV ... I doubt it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM

[surgicalstrike]

^^ LOL


Was going to post that in the random video section but opted for the sista version.

Back on topic: It was still a nice gesture by the young thing. Got to respect women who aren't so damned shy!! Not talking about overboard whores though.

[Josie]

so damned shy!!

:laluot_26:

[Gravy]

Did the Walmart girl have a thing for Hello Kitty or something?

[CrAnIuM]

Hello Kitty


I think she had a thing for my bicep/triceps package. The tat was just an intro.

[Negativecool]

IT WAS A DUUUUUUUUUUUDE
YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY

[Gravy]

The tat was just an into.

I noticed you did not deny this alleged Hello Kitty tattoo.


IT WAS A DUUUUUUUUUUUDE YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY

A Hello-Kitty-loving, black, Walmart-shopping gay dude. I wish we had Walmart down here. Sigh.

[CrAnIuM]

Hello Kitty tattoo

Don't be hatin.

[KommieKat]

The Wally people were good stuff about a year ago or so, but now they know their being filmed so it's not so real anymore.

Wouldn't be surprised if someone films surgicastrike in the tampon section buying in bulk.

[Firestorm]

It was a horrible event. He is still crying and permanently traumatized... :too_sad:

But that's every day, we want to hear about the wal mart incident. :)