Arnie be teh man!

[KommieKat]

I'm putting this here in the red zone because it is somewhat serious.

Seriously, what did Arnie do wrong that was any worse than any other celeb that has fallen from grace, or for that matter, your friend or relative or maybe even you (if you are a man reading this).

Listen up, ladies. Men LOVE TO FUCK. Period.

You see, we are hunters. We hunt. We fuck, we hunt.
I know I know. You love to fuck too, but that's usually on your terms.
For men, we have no terms. Just fuck. We see a woman, we first think and ask our-self "Can I fuck her or not?" That's it. That's the truth. That's the final word.

We love women so much, we want to fuck most all of them.
We like different titty shapes and sizes. We like different fragrances emanating from your hair (shampoo).
We like different hues of skin.
We like different shapes and sizes of ass.
We most definitely love the spoon position. Lying there right next to you. Pumping you hard from behind as we caress your tits and snuggle into your neck with kisses, whispering naughty words in your ear.
Yep. We love it. And you love it too. Don't lie to me! Admit the truth. You know I'm right.

For every and each of you ladies out there, sporting around with "yo man", you can bet your ass he's getting some ass elsewhere and there is NO HELL IN WAY he's going to tell you that, unless he's stupid enough to admit it or get caught.

That's right. Every man on this forum, who claims to have himself a woman, most assuredly likely probably no doubt about it, has something going on the side.

She may be in for a short spell, a long spell, one day, one night....no matter, he be doing some serious fucking.

And don't go crying about it. Don't go blaming yourself.
It's not your fault. It's not his fault. It is what it is..............


Men Love
to
Fuck

[Llamageddon]

What a delightfully simplistic way of looking at things.

[KommieKat]

^^^

Life is simplistic. So is truth.

[surgicalstrike]

The very fact it was kept a secret for soooo long is pure genius...grope this media. Don't hear 'the girl' complaining. <---She hit the lotto, as Arnold corked her young twat ftw.

[Negativecool]

I love to fuck.


Somewhat seriously.


I wouldn't cheat on the wife with just anyone though.

[surgicalstrike]

There goes the theory that steroids make you sterile. Fuck, I gotta start wrapping the x-mas tree.

[CrAnIuM]

with just anyone



:59:

[Negativecool]

:59:
I question the standards of most of you gentlemen.

[CrAnIuM]

standards

What is this "standerds" you speak of?

Speak English man !

[Negativecool]

What is this "standerds" you speak of?

Speak English man !
Exactly

[surgicalstrike]

I love to fuck.


Somewhat seriously.


I wouldn't cheat on the wife with just anyone though.

When you're well over 50, loaded $$ and the wife starts looking like an old man with a wig, any young pussy will do.


:khi8l:

[Gzus]

standards
Must have:
1) Titties
2) Legs
3) Pulse

**#2 & #3 are only preferable.

[Wenis]

I just can't believe that women have tricked us men into inventing "marriage" and "love" so they can selfishly keep one man to themselves. The animals don't have this kind of shitty deal, the males just fuck anyone.

God damnit women, look what you've done!!

[Llamageddon]

*sigh*

-__-

[Negativecool]

When you're well over 50, loaded $$ and the wife starts looking like an old man with a wig, any young pussy will do.


:khi8l:
That makes no sense. If I was fucking loaded and famous like Arny my standards would only increase to seek out only elite ass, not mexican maid wholesale ass.

[CrAnIuM]

*sigh* -__-


Ha ha !

[CrAnIuM]

mexican maid



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsgQzVFYHeA

[Wenis]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OwjlM7QTyok/SB1B3kLVZ1I/AAAAAAAABc4/-OLwFZZhhZQ/s400/MelvinAnthony_10.jpg

Arnold Schwarzenigger

[Llamageddon]

^^ That is fucking terrifing.

[CrAnIuM]

^^ That is fucking terrifing.

Oh come on, black folks are just like you and me. No need to be terrified of them.

[Llamageddon]

Oh come on, black folks are just like you and me. No need to be terrified of them.

>.>

You know what I meant silly!

[surgicalstrike]

That makes no sense. If I was fucking loaded and famous like Arny my standards would only increase to seek out only elite ass, not mexican maid wholesale ass.


Yeah, but slumming is fun. Makes you feel all powerful 'n shit.

[SlimSkeeter]

Yeah, but slumming is fun. Makes you feel all powerful 'n shit.

Makes me feel like I need to shower for a week..... No thanks.

[Scarlet]

His big mistake wasn't shagging the hired help...but keeping it secret and lying about it.
When will guys use their balls for anything more than fertilising a woman?
His wife did right by throwing his arse to the curb.

[CrAnIuM]

His wife did right by throwing his arse to the curb.

No.

[Negativecool]

Makes me feel like I need to shower for a week..... No thanks.
You don't practice perpetual hygiene cleanliness? I shower every day, or near every day...365. You scoff at doing so for one week?

Good god sir.

[surgicalstrike]

When will guys use their balls for anything more than fertilising a woman?

Chin scratcher is the best use. Turns a potential problem into a nutri-snack.

[Mamba]

Wow.....

Do let us know when you evolve beyond single-celled organisms.

[KommieKat]

^^^

We just love fucking, baby!

Yeah!!


Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[Mamba]

^^^

We just love fucking, baby!

Yeah!!



We do too. Just not you.

Hunter? Pah. You couldn't hunt a goldfish. What was the last thing you hunted, your breakfast out of the fridge?

The only thing you know about hunting is being hunted across the prison wing landing by REAL men.

[KommieKat]

^^^

Lame

FY.com throwback lame

[surgicalstrike]

Wow.....

Do let us know when you evolve beyond single-celled organisms.


What?

Does your nose get in the way? Or are you just one of those long term relationship (M word) women who forgot what got her the rock in the first place?

:eek:

[Mamba]

What?

What?


Does your nose get in the way? Or are you just one of those long term relationship (M word) women who forgot what got her the rock in the first place?

:eek:

Thanks for the kudos...... but what on earth do you mean seem to not like doing it?

And no I'm not married, if that was your second question.

[surgicalstrike]

Well, with the whole evolve thingy I thought prude *&&&**%$#@....my bad, I suck.


No, not cock ftr (names not kommie) too bad you're so far away, I'd buy you a nice dinner with no expectations. :)

[SlimSkeeter]

I'd buy you a nice dinner with no expectations. :)


*cough*Bullshit*cough*

[surgicalstrike]

Srsly, I'm not an animal. First couple of times out I expect notta but to pay and open doors, pull out chairs, etc. I'm old school like that, not the 50/50 on everything assclowns running around today while mommy's still paying their "live on my own" rent.

And, it's ALWAYS up to the lady but pretty much equal if ya hit it off anyway.

Funny/sad true story: Out of the few women in my current dating circle, this one beauty who looks to be 22 is actually late thirties and two kids with the youngest about to be a senior (out of the house). She's divorced and I swear you can't tell she has ever given birth. I met her in the gym and we seemed to hit it off. First date was a little get to know each other at a local mid type eatery (1 hug), fast fwd to like 6th time out after a awesome night of 1st class dinner AND live sporting event...while taking her home to her house I ask if she wants me to pull over/park at this quiet spot on the street just before her house, understanding she has a 16-17 yr old at home. "No it's ok" she says, so I pull into the drive way, she thanks me with ANOTHER hug and goes inside.

Now somewhere along the line I slipped into friend mode without knowing it, fuck that I've never called her again. Throughout our dating I learned that she was a Jesus freak, not that I mind having faith but it was too much, also I don't want kids and would not have gone out with her in the first place if I knew she was divorced with kids. But after the first date and learning all this I thought well, at least she won't want anymore, so this might not be so bad. I think it was a combo of having been hurt before by a man and the fact she gets 'hit' on a lot, yet she talked of trying to lose more weight?!? This girl was maybe 120 @5'8, skinny with curves in the right places and get this - she is Hispanic. That blew my mind as most Mexicans look like a lead balloon after 25-28 weather they've had a kid or not.

I will continue to date my type of women (hot 8+) with no expectations on the first couple of dates, but if it's not happening by like #4...thanks for your time, I don't care how good you look.

[Firestorm]

We do too. Just not you.

Hunter? Pah. You couldn't hunt a goldfish. What was the last thing you hunted, your breakfast out of the fridge?

The only thing you know about hunting is being hunted across the prison wing landing by REAL men.

I love you. Just sayin....

[surgicalstrike]

^^2nd'd <3

[KommieKat]

No, not cock ftr (names not kommie) too bad you're so far away, I'd buy you a nice dinner with no expectations. :)

He fuck ass, do we know eachother?

Because for a knoobing noob, you're not holding back, ya white nigger mother fucker.

[KommieKat]

Thanks for the kudos...... but what on earth do you mean seem to not like doing it?



Wait just a moment. I tell it as it is and you go zombie on my ass, but that fuck up there makes a personal comment about your nose and you say "Thanks for the kudos"?
Whore.

[CrAnIuM]

^ LoL.

Oh my.

[surgicalstrike]

He fuck ass, do we know eachother?

pingpongdingdong

Now I know why you left FY ..you sound like dafty bahdumbass.


that fuck up there makes a personal comment about your nose


Was just asking a question, not like I was suggesting rhinoplasty. That would make about as much sense as ruining a perfect set of B cup titties with silicone. Much like the goofy slope ya got dropping silverware.

[Gravy]

How many of you have a list of celebrities you'd like to bang? I know I do. And my girlfriend has her own list too. We've both agreed that should we ever get to bang someone on that list, we will. No nasty breakups or arguments. Most of my mates have a "To-Do" list as well. Both male and female.

I wonder if celebrities have a list of "normal" people they'd like to bang? Or would they just have a list of other celebrities they'd like to bang? I wonder what the ettiquette is there.

Either way, good on ya Arnie!

[KommieKat]

[SIZE=1]pingpongdingdong[SIZE=2]

What is that, Mississippi talk?
My reasons for leaving were not my own, but that's not your business, kunt.

You still haven't answered as to the hostilities that YOU started, ALT.


[SIZE=1]Was just asking a question, not like I was suggesting rhinoplasty.

I wasn't asking for an explanation, kunt.


That would make about as much sense as ruining a perfect set of B cup titties with silicone.

Sorry you haven't graduated to the bigger leagues, Jr.




Much like the goofy slope ya got dropping silverware.

We use chopsticks in my house. Any white mother fucker using barbaric tools like forks gets a round house kick to the side of their head, hopefully dislocating their jaw, so they can suck on a straw.

And for your info, I love slope heads and gooks.
Seems you've got a problem with that. (notice the bold)

Seeing the case as it is, that you're a troll-alt, take it someplace else, like FY.com and go disappear like that shit hole and all the other shit holes with it.

[surgicalstrike]

We use chopsticks in my house

Good for you 3rd world Joe.



I love slope heads and gooks.

Again, congrats..now pick up the fish paste with those tree sticks.



you're a troll-alt


See http://swollencranium.com/forums/showthread.php/4266-Holy-crap!-A-NooB!-surgicalstrike?p=62257#post62257 (http://swollencranium.com/forums/showthread.php/4266-Holy-crap%21-A-NooB%21-surgicalstrike?p=62257#post62257)


Btw, I like Asian women too ..just not ONLY Asian women.

Sr.

[KommieKat]

Btw, I like Asian women too ..just not ONLY Asian women.

Sr.

Don't you get it yet? I don't give a fuck what you like.

What I am concerned about is some pig shit troll who comes here and starts bullshit with me for no apparent reason. I asked you twice and you failed twice, which proves you're a troll.

You're also a double-standard little bitch with the "don't scorch your ass" and "don't go crying" lame ass crap, when you (now hold one because I'm going to type it it again) started your nonsense with me first.

This may be entertaining at for the short spell, but experience has taught me that people get tired of it and that's where I'm at now.
I come here because it's a "pretty laid back" forum and I don't want to put up with the likes of you, regardless of who or what you seem to hate.

So, I'll be civilized about it and ask you kindly to back down and don't go hounding me in every thread and post. Think you can handle that? ( oh my, is that you down there logging in again and again? time stamp 13:12 Beijing time).

And before you go giving yourself any imaginary high-fives, I won't be blocking you out on the member black list. I don't do things that way, which means that if you continue with your prepubescent behavior, I've got no choice but to put up with it until you move on or fucking down right die.

[Mamba]

Wait just a moment. I tell it as it is and you go zombie on my ass, but that fuck up there makes a personal comment about your nose and you say "Thanks for the kudos"?
Whore.

Haha... if you must know - in the kudos he said he was kidding. And, no it doesn't get in the way of the sexings - just in case you needed that clarified. :)

I don't care either way who any of you fuck, when you fuck or even if you fuck at all.

I'm saying that you, wholeheartedly deserve a verbal slap for showing below grade respect to women, posturising around here as if you're some kind of sex God who actually gets laid more than twice a millenia. On that subject, how much does it cost you and are you sure they're clean?

I understand that you're getting older and almost past it, and almost certainly have something to prove - but I have to say - it's really pathetic, and kinda makes me (and I'm sure I speak for a few of the other ladies here) want to hurl.

I'm not trying to have a morality discussion here, but do you really think it makes you more of a man to boast about fucking around on your wife/girlfriend/significant other? I mean, most people would think that was wrong on some kind of level? But no, not you. Surely that means your cock is the size of the fertility symbol statue that you constantly post.

Newsflash: You're right. You're a giant cock. Feel better?

Seriously, have at it with the neg kudos, it obviously makes you feel better - whilst all it does from where I'm standing is demonstrate what a spectacular idiot you are.


How many of you have a list of celebrities you'd like to bang? I know I do. And my girlfriend has her own list too. We've both agreed that should we ever get to bang someone on that list, we will. No nasty breakups or arguments. Most of my mates have a "To-Do" list as well. Both male and female.



Yes we do! Colin Farell, Ryan Phillipe and Brad Pitt are my top 3.

[CrAnIuM]

I don't care either way who any of you fuck, when you fuck or even if you fuck at all.



:yociexp11:

[KommieKat]

I don't care either way who any of you fuck, when you fuck or even if you fuck at all.

I'm saying that you, wholeheartedly deserve a verbal slap for showing below grade respect to women,

On the contrary, I'm being brutally honest. I'm also calling your boyfriend out and as a matter of fact, all males on this forum.
They don't say, but they acknowledge in their minds what I'm saying as they read it. For them to make a response is to admit their guilt.
They're my bros after all, so I completely understand.



posturising around here as if you're some kind of sex God

I think you have me confused with other members. I've never asked you to show your tits like the others have. I could care less, actually.
You're not angry that I haven't, are you? Cause, not interested. Don't be shocked when I say that.


who actually gets laid more than twice a millenia.

It's when you go into exaggerations like this that you're still on that one-track fy.com mentality. Do you think you could kindly leave it out for once?
Seriously, "twice in a millennial" and "you couldn't even hunt goldfish". It's so silly, it doesn't deserve the energy it takes to comment.


On that subject, how much does it cost you and are you sure they're clean?

Gov approved grade A ass and two showers per session. Yep, clean.
100%? Don't know. Are YOU and YOUR friends "clean"?



I understand that you're getting older and almost past it, and almost certainly have something to prove - but I have to say - it's really pathetic, and kinda makes me (and I'm sure I speak for a few of the other ladies here) want to hurl.

What age do you consider to be old and what do you mean "past it"? Past what?
Prove what? Again, you're reaching on misconceptions that you've picked up from Hollywood movies or something. It doesn't apply to me.
And for your information, again, I rarely flirt or make sexual innuendos to any of the female members. Perhaps you are referring to others?

I don't pretend to be a 28 yr old stud, but nor am I gramps that somehow your imagination conjured up. Again, stick to the facts and reality. Keep the exaggerations out of it.


I'm not trying to have a morality discussion here, but do you really think it makes you more of a man to boast about fucking around on your wife/girlfriend/significant other?

Again, you have the wrong idea. I only stated what is/was true. Men love to fuck, and yes, it does get them into deep doo doo.
This is not about morals. It's about chemicals and a few million years of evolution. We LOVE to fuck.


But no, not you. Surely that means your cock is the size of the fertility symbol statue that you constantly post.

Again, you exaggerate. I posted two pics long ago. Funee wanted to see them, so I posted here once.
I think FireStorm, out of some warped-ness on his part to prove nothing to nobody posted them again.

That was all done in fun and jest. Let me ask you:
If you were driving down a country road in a pagan nation, the corner of your eye could not help but see some long object jutting into the sky, you WOULDN'T pull over to check it out and take a pic?
You never saw that montage of pics where men were posed up to cactus or the Eiffel Tower or Ronald the McDonald sticking his finger at their butts?
I can do a search if you like.



Newsflash: You're right. You're a giant cock. Feel better?

No, because seriously, I don't need your approval on anything. I am not here for you nor have I admitted that I have a giant cock.

We've never met in person, hence your "hurl" comments and so forth, but that's because your young and you only have your preconceived thinking to go on.
It's WRONG by the way, not like it will mean anything to you in the long run. I can live with that.



Seriously, have at it with the neg kudos, it obviously makes you feel better - whilst all it does from where I'm standing is demonstrate what a spectacular idiot you are.

Looks like I hit a nerve here.
Seems you're exaggerations and imagination is just as worthy at proving your idiocy as well.

[Llamageddon]

What this thread should say: Men who cheat on their significant others are cunts and deserve nothing.

What this thread actually says: Men who cheat on their significant others are just giving into 'evolution' and women should totally understand.

[CrAnIuM]

Men who cheat on their significant others are just giving into 'evolution' and women should totally understand.

Maybe not 'totally' but yes a bit.

[Llamageddon]

Maybe not 'totally' but yes a bit.

I disagree. If a man is so lacking in self-control that he can't keep it in his pants, he shouldn't get a girlfriend. Then he can have one night stands etc and no one would be unnecessarily hurt.

If a man is married/in a relationship and he can't keep it in his pants he doesn't deserve to have the woman who loves him, who is faithful.

Same goes for women though.

[CrAnIuM]

I disagree. If a man is so lacking in self-control that he can't keep it in his pants, he shouldn't get a girlfriend. Then he can have one night stands etc and no one would be unnecessarily hurt. If a man is married/in a relationship and he can't keep it in his pants he doesn't deserve to have the woman who loves him, who is faithful. Same goes for women though.


Monogamy = monotony.














Umm .. except for me and my honey that is.

[Llamageddon]

Monogamy = monotony.

Umm .. except for me and my honey that is.

If a man seriously believes that (for everyone including themselves - so not aimed at you or anyone except Arnie and various other men) then perhaps they shouldn't enter into a monogamous relationship?

... Just sayin'.

[CrAnIuM]

they shouldn't enter into a monogamous relationship?

Maybe a dude wants to be open to the possibility of physical interaction with someone other than his mate.

Maybe this same dude understands that LOVE and FUCK, while having four letters each, are very different in their biochemical function and therefore can be easily differentiated between.

Again this same dude is intensely happy with his mate, is satisfied both mentally and physically with and knows that the reason he wants to have the interaction with another is simply a function of biology.

However, dude's girl still equates LOVE as FUCK and FUCK as LOVE. Or if not that then thinks that if said FUCK is not with girl then somehow this FUCK drains away dude's LOVE supply and leaves him none to give to girl. This is WHY dude does not go and fuck. Because he loves girl and wants to keep HER happy. If girl said 'ok, go FUCK' , then dude would be on his back under a whore in less than 10 minutes, and return to his normal coo-coo with girl that same day with nothing changed in HIS bio/chemical function for girl.

[Llamageddon]

Maybe a dude wants to be open to the possibility of physical interaction with someone other than his mate.

Maybe this same dude understands that LOVE and FUCK, while having four letters each, are very different in their biochemical function and therefore can be easily differentiated between.

Again this same dude is intensely happy with his mate, is satisfied both mentally and physically with and knows that the reason he wants to have the interaction with another is simply a function of biology.

However, dude's girl still equates LOVE as FUCK and FUCK as LOVE. Or if not that then thinks that if said FUCK is not with girl then somehow this FUCK drains away dude's LOVE supply and leaves him none to give to girl. This is WHY dude does not go and fuck. Because he loves girl and wants to keep HER happy. If girl said 'ok, go FUCK' , then dude would be on his back under a whore in less than 10 minutes, and return to his normal coo-coo with girl that same day with nothing changed in HIS bio/chemical function for girl.

Right, I'm going to make this as simple as possible.

Man A - Sleeps with a woman other than his girlfriend, with whom he is in a monogamous relationship.

Woman A - Pissed.

Man B - Sleeps with a woman other than his 'mate/girlfriend' with whom he is in an open relationship.

Woman B - Not pissed.

Why? The boundaries of the relationship have been pre-established. If a woman says "Yes let's have an open relationship" then the man (and the woman) can fuck whoever they want and 'give into biological functions'.

If men want to fuck loads of women so badly then establish that from the outset. Then the woman cannot be pissed unless she has, as you put it, "equates fuck as love'. Fair enough, she got in too deep or whatever. If you're in a monogamous relationship the woman has every right to be annoyed.

Not to mention the fact that if it was Arnie's wife who'd done the cheating, pretty much every male on this forum would call her a whore. But because he's a man, it's just EXPECTED right?

Bollocks to double standards.

[CrAnIuM]

Bollocks to double standards.

Well now no need to get all emotional.

Man:

1. Reasonable.
2. Responsible.
3. Accountable.



Woman:

Tea and biscuits? Yes please.

[Jenn]

I blame the whore.

SHE knew he had a wife and children. SHE still chose to sleep with him.

He's a man.. it's expected.

[Absinthe]

If a man is married/in a relationship and he can't keep it in his pants he doesn't deserve to have the woman who loves him, who is faithful. Same goes for women though.

Agreed!!
You want to fuck around? Break up first. Makes things a lot easier...


Umm .. except for me and my honey that is.

You were like this :40_002: close to sleeping on the couch tonight... or for the rest of the month...

dude would be on his back under a whore in less than 10 minutes, and return to his normal coo-coo

Eeeeeeewwwwwww.....

[CrAnIuM]

You were like this close to sleeping on the couch tonight... or for the rest of the month...


Motorcycle mechanic usually runs about $75/hr and up.

Just sayin ....

[Absinthe]

Motorcycle mechanic usually runs about $75/hr and up. Just sayin ....

The hours you spent on your bike don't count...

Your rent is due... just saying...

[KommieKat]

I did not nor do I expect any of the ladies here to accept any of this.

Let me make this more clearer.

A man's world is like 31 Flavors Ice Cream. He wants most all 31 flavors.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/work-icecream-400.jpg

[SlimSkeeter]

I blame the whore.

SHE knew he had a wife and children. SHE still chose to sleep with him.

He's a man.. it's expected.


I blame whoever is ACTUALLY in the relationship..... Theirs is the most blame. Yes, both parties are at fault, but the one who has a family, or at least a relationship of some kind, is the one who should get their ass handed to them over it. Yet most of the time you see the dude chasin off the other dude and wanting to beat his ass. My thought: "Fuck you guys, you want her that bad, keep her. She'll come crawling back to me tomorrow anyway. If not, I'll just go find another one."

I figure the best way to punish them is to let them be together. They got together for the excitement. I take that away and they will be miserable.

[Mamba]

Right, I'm going to make this as simple as possible.

Man A - Sleeps with a woman other than his girlfriend, with whom he is in a monogamous relationship.

Woman A - Pissed.

Man B - Sleeps with a woman other than his 'mate/girlfriend' with whom he is in an open relationship.

Woman B - Not pissed.

Why? The boundaries of the relationship have been pre-established. If a woman says "Yes let's have an open relationship" then the man (and the woman) can fuck whoever they want and 'give into biological functions'.

If men want to fuck loads of women so badly then establish that from the outset. Then the woman cannot be pissed unless she has, as you put it, "equates fuck as love'. Fair enough, she got in too deep or whatever. If you're in a monogamous relationship the woman has every right to be annoyed.

Not to mention the fact that if it was Arnie's wife who'd done the cheating, pretty much every male on this forum would call her a whore. But because he's a man, it's just EXPECTED right?

Bollocks to double standards.

Completely 100% agree.

[KommieKat]

Another BRATHA is going down and time we bros stand up for his rights because his rights reflect our rights, as men, who LOVE TO FUCK.

Bro Weiner, an American politician of sorts is getting some flak. Why you ask? Because of his private life.
No, not his political doings or non-doings. He's not being judged by his quality of work and maybe it sucks, I don't know, but the sucking is going on after the work and Bro Weiner has to bite the dust.

This sucks. This is wrong on all levels.

Men, who LOVE TO FUCK, UNITE!

[Mamba]

Ryan Giggs called he wants you to represent him in the next Rally.

[KommieKat]

^^^
Don't know who he is and don't care. Won't bother myself to giggle and.....you're a blatant hypocrite. You and your sexual innuendos all over the board and now your avatar pic.
Basically, the pic was a good idea but not very well executed. More tits but not too much. Just enough to leave the imagination running.
I noticed also, you have a very wide rift or gap going on in your valley. Perhaps your breasties are succumbing to gravity? Oh dear, and at such a young and tender age.

[CrAnIuM]

^^^

Nigga be buggin ....

[KommieKat]

^^^
No comprendo wigga talk.

[Josie]

Perhaps your breasties are succumbing to gravity? Oh dear

??

Bahaha.. moron.

[KommieKat]

At least she's got something that hangs to her knees.

Jealous?

[SlimSkeeter]

??

Bahaha.. moron.

He's used to Azn breasticles....

[Josie]

He's used to Azn breasticles....

Mosquito bites are a helluva thing to contend with.

[KommieKat]

He's used to Azn breasticles....

And you're a misinformed twit who relies on Hollyweird to feed you your dose of misinformation.

If you really dare to think women out here have no tits, well, better you stay ignorant of it. It's said to be quite blissful.

[SlimSkeeter]

If you really dare to think women out here have no tits, well, better you stay ignorant of it.

Where did I say that, captain buttmunch? I said you were used to asian breasticles... Breasticles=tits.

(now keep up with me, here).

Mamba has natural bewbs....they are not filled with silicone and rock solid. When when a woman with natural breasts moves, so do they. When she lays down, they tend to settle slightly. After all, clinically speaking they are just fat-filled sacks. And there, I just relieved you of YOUR ignorance.

Had you much experience with anything naturally larger than a B cup, you'd prolly notice that, sir.

[KommieKat]

Mosquito bites are a helluva thing to contend with.

Josie meets Aristotle for her tutoring in an awareness of her own stupidity:

J: Durdy dur, I saw an Asian woman today...
A: Just stop right there and not another single fucking word, moron....(A: whips his sausage out and proceeds to slap J: on the back of her head into utter stupidity, knowing it can't get any worse than it already is.)

[KommieKat]

Had you much experience with anything naturally larger than a B cup, you'd prolly notice that, sir.

My right hand has fondled more D size tits than you've ever had the pleasure of laying your eyes on from a distance.

Seriously, I could give a rats ass about Mamba's lard sacks. I've had bigger and better, Au la natural.

[SlimSkeeter]

My right hand has fondled more D size tits than you've ever had the pleasure of laying your eyes on from a distance.

The ones attached to you don't count, ya know.

[SittinGrumpy]

Mamba has natural bewbs....they are not filled with silicone and rock solid.


and just how do you know this? lol

[SlimSkeeter]

and just how do you know this? lol

Uhm...avatar picture?

[Mamba]

^^^
Don't know who he is and don't care. Won't bother myself to giggle and.....you're a blatant hypocrite. You and your sexual innuendos all over the board and now your avatar pic.
Basically, the pic was a good idea but not very well executed. More tits but not too much. Just enough to leave the imagination running.
I noticed also, you have a very wide rift or gap going on in your valley. Perhaps your breasties are succumbing to gravity? Oh dear, and at such a young and tender age.

Hahahahaa.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/8562725/Ryan-Giggs-sex-addict-Manchester-United-star-had-third-affair.html

[CrAnIuM]

^^ Third ...


Pfft ... amateur.

[KommieKat]

Ryan Giggs! My British Brotha! Don't let those nasty people get you down. You just go on FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING!

[surgicalstrike]

FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING

RG, 37 years old and rich...sure he'll do just that. ^^

[Deadly_Toxin]

Tis' why I don't get involved with such ridiculousness as relationships.

Men are stupid.

... and that's about it.

[KommieKat]

Men are stupid.

... and that's about it.

Men love fucking and there's nothing stupid about that!

[Wenis]

Tis' why I don't get involved with such ridiculousness as relationships.

Men are stupid.

... and that's about it.

Not every man cheats, most can control the desire to bang secretary's and bar staff. Why would it put you off relationships? The alternatives are a) Being lonely b) 1 night standing for the rest of your life

[Deadly_Toxin]

Men love fucking and there's nothing stupid about that!

Yet half the time they're not even good at that.


Not every man cheats, most can control the desire to bang secretary's and bar staff. Why would it put you off relationships? The alternatives are a) Being lonely b) 1 night standing for the rest of your life

Or c) fuck buddies!

In all seriousness though, more often then not one side of the relationship fails and it most certainly is not always the man. And I'm of no exception. Though I wouldn't cheat, the relationship is most definitely doomed from the beginning. Hence not bothering at all.

[surgicalstrike]

doomed from the beginning. Hence not bothering at all.

True dat. ^^

[Mamba]

Yet half the time they're not even good at that.

True DAT!


c) fuck buddies!

Yes, this also works! If both parties are in agreement before commencement of sexings. Hell yeah!

Except I don't do that anymores cause I am in long term relationship Ja.

[KommieKat]

^^^

I can't pinpoint it exactly but you seem to have more to admit, though only you can know that.

[KommieKat]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/image.jpg

Allo ebibody!

I jast vanted to drop by and say Danke!

[Mamba]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/image.jpg

Allo ebibody!

I jast vanted to drop by and say Danke!

WHORE!

[KommieKat]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/image.jpg

Danke, Frau...

Wenn Sie Ihre Brust waren lang genug, würde ich sie von hier aus zu saugen.

[Mamba]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/image.jpg

Danke, Frau...

Wenn Sie Ihre Brust waren lang genug, würde ich sie von hier aus zu saugen.


Nun, wir wissen, dass es nicht nur meine Brust, das ist nicht lang genug.

Es ist eine Schande, du bist so unterentwickelt.

Das ist unwichtig. Ich bin sicher, Du hast eine lebhafte Persönlichkeit.

[SlimSkeeter]

....

Absinthe, we need a translator... cuz I'm lazy and don't wanna use Google...

[SlimSkeeter]

Nevermind... I was convinced to use Google.... Score one for Mamba...

[surgicalstrike]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/image.jpg

Danke, Frau...

Wenn Sie Ihre Brust waren lang genug, würde ich sie von hier aus zu saugen.

Your welcome Arnold !

You're the man now dawg.

[Mamba]

^ Ugh. Non-German speaking person.

[KommieKat]

Nevermind... I was convinced to use Google.... Score one for Mamba...

Christ almighty. If there were a mans social club on this forum, I'd have your ass ousted for such brown nosing.

Firstly, I started the episode. She just repeated basically what I said. Was not original in any sense of the word, therefore, points should have gone to me.

Secondly, "Score one for Mamba" actually says: "Bend over Mamba and let me stick my nose up your ass."

For shame. And you have the gall to call yourself a man.

[Josie]

http://fittingitallin.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/i-win-again.gif

[Absinthe]

....

Absinthe, we need a translator... cuz I'm lazy and don't wanna use Google...


Hahahahaha... Google translator sucks so much sometimes... giggle...

[surgicalstrike]

^ Ugh. Non-German speaking person.

No, but it was bad English, which was the point. Try to keep up.


http://planetofthegrapes.com/wp-content/downloads/arnoldschwarzenegger.jpg

[Mamba]

No, but it was bad English, which was the point. Try to keep up.
[/IMG]

......."you're the man now dawg" is not bad English.

Plus your post made zero sense as he said "Thank you - woman" and you said "you're welcome" :khi3f:

[surgicalstrike]

......."you're the man now dawg" is not bad English.

??

(scratches head)

Plus your post made zero sense as he said "Thank you - woman" and you said "you're welcome" :khi3f:

Your write.


Back on topic:

Just think of all the movies Arnie made...you know he was tapping all kinds of ass (that he didn't get prego), which is the real value of being a celebrity.

Must be nice for the select few, who get to call this ball of shit - heaven.

[Deadly_Toxin]

True DAT!



Yes, this also works! If both parties are in agreement before commencement of sexings. Hell yeah!

Except I don't do that anymores cause I am in long term relationship Ja.


And I think I'm giving far too many mens the benefit of the doubt in saying it's only half who are bad.

[KommieKat]

mens

Not understood.



the benefit of the doubt in saying it's only half who are bad.

You've only got to blame yourself for the sloppy sex. If you're going to put out, don't be half-assed about it.

[Josie]

You've only got to blame yourself for the sloppy sex. If you're going to put out, don't be half-assed about it.

??

Don't you go on about how awesome your wife is then say that no matter what, you're still a man and you're gonna go get some young asian poon at random?

I'm pretty sure that was her point. Dudes are dudes. If they're going to sleep around... they're going to sleep around. A chick could be the bestest chick ever, and he'd still have that tendency.